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"So Darling, I had my piano upgraded. Do you like the pop-up scenery?"  "Its nice Dear, but installing the slide was a stroke of genius."
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James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

"So Darling, I had my piano upgraded. Do you like the pop-up scenery?"

"It's nice Dear, but installing the slide was a stroke of genius."

07/02/19 8:18:30

 
Molly R Vote score: 770Molly R

"Stop, Frederick, the soldiers are coming!"
"Well, OK, just the Minute Waltz, then."

07/02/19 8:06:12

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"They're here- quick, get inside the piano!""We can't, Joseph's already in there- he's Haydn." --Michael Winner
Stu Dent Vote score: 1420Stu Dent

lead-wig van beethoven

07/02/19 8:00:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

"Threaten me all you want good sir, I cannot play 'Ebony and Ivory'. Would 'Dark Bronze and Not So Dark Bronze' suffice?"

07/02/19 8:08:46

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1420Stu Dent

lead Dawson

07/02/19 8:06:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20151Ian Skelding

Felix Metalsson

07/02/19 8:01:54

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1493Crunchy Chords

“Schroeder, if there's one thing I've learned, it's statue should never give your heart to a musician.”
“Actually, Lucy, if there's one heart I yearn for it's Charlie Bronze.”

07/02/19 15:10:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20151Ian Skelding

Johannes Bronze

07/02/19 8:03:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6140Mr Dome

So tell me Chopin, where were you when Mount Etna erupted?

07/02/19 11:38:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28640Tony Edwards

Shotgun Wedding March.

07/02/19 9:05:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1420Stu Dent

Predictive text meant wife came home to a big hard pianist.

07/02/19 8:23:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8924Neil Mackenzie

The Soldiers came to C Major.

07/02/19 8:18:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3233Dave Bryan

''Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player''

07/02/19 8:09:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5183Glyn Evans

The Fight of the Bumblebee

07/02/19 8:01:34

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 341Sam Cass

"You did push me off the piano! There's no one else here!"

07/02/19 14:01:31

 
G fj Vote score: 481G fj

Trump's self designed memorial sculpture caused much mirth among the senate...

07/02/19 10:49:24

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 346Lawrence Day

Ok Mr Tusk, if you stop playing we will not leave europe

07/02/19 10:06:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4032Kenny Ireland

Grand design.

07/02/19 10:04:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3836Vivvy En

"Wolfie, I think these gentlemen would have you desist from playing...yet as I am lounging here in such a comely manner I think we could make an altogether different kind of sweet music. Come and rock me, Amadeus."

07/02/19 8:49:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7403Vanessa the Guesser

"Blow this for a game of soldiers" thought Elton.

07/02/19 8:22:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20151Ian Skelding

Franz Liszting

07/02/19 8:05:39

 
stone face Vote score: 3439stone face

"Holst! Who goes there?"

07/02/19 8:04:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3233Dave Bryan

Ironaudi

07/02/19 8:02:38

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 200Generic RedHead

Pianist enlargement

07/02/19 18:12:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6140Mr Dome

So tell me Chopin, where were you when Mount Etna erupted?

07/02/19 11:38:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

Having received the first royalties from his Water Music Suite, Handel thought it appropriate to splash out on a custom built Jet Ski.

07/02/19 10:30:24

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2640GeeDee

Oh you are such a tease Sir William, when you said you had something hard that you played with..I never imagined this

07/02/19 9:17:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28640Tony Edwards

"Play it again Sam, or else!"

07/02/19 8:38:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1501The Wolf

Playing with fire

07/02/19 8:33:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3233Dave Bryan

''How can you complain about the cold dressed like that? I've no symphony for you.''

07/02/19 8:20:47

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1905Funny Bean

Is that an organ he's playing?

07/02/19 8:18:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

Liberarty

07/02/19 8:01:24

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1905Funny Bean

Shame he's stone deaf

07/02/19 8:01:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

A Rock Opera.

07/02/19 8:00:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1501The Wolf

Mozart

07/02/19 8:00:07

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1905Funny Bean

Brassical penisist

07/02/19 8:00:05

 
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