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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4941Karyn Harrison

"Get a move on Zippy, we're on in ten minutes!"

11/09/20 20:17:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

"Jezuz it stinks in there ... I think I'll just shit in the woods."

11/09/20 20:00:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 17338Mark England

"Thank God a toilet... Fuck! I can't reach the zip!"

11/09/20 20:52:45

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

I hope he's wiped his ursa.

11/09/20 21:11:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Some bears find it difficult to readjust to the wild after being released from the rescue centre.''

11/09/20 20:38:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Forrest Dump

11/09/20 20:15:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

It wasn't the first time the Teddy Bears' picnic had been beset by an outbreak of gastroenteritis.

11/09/20 21:17:33

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

Bear necessities

11/09/20 20:00:16

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

"Someone's been sitting on my loo." said little bear... and the seat's still warm.

12/09/20 3:44:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4941Karyn Harrison

"I can't go. I'm all bungled up."

11/09/20 21:00:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

He went in as Ted and he comes out as SuperTed.

11/09/20 21:17:39

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

W C Fields

11/09/20 20:33:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

Dave charged his Teddy £50 a week, for the toy let.

11/09/20 20:24:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Glastonbury 2020. Bears no resemblance.

11/09/20 20:07:00

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 273Fozzgog B.

Just my luck - adventure comes calling and it's the TURDIS with Dr Pooh

11/09/20 21:15:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

We call him Two Loos you trek.

11/09/20 20:50:25

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"No craptions, please"

11/09/20 20:42:04

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 78Ellen Duncalf

Teddy Tubby feels half a stone lighter after having a tinky-winky and noo-noo.

11/09/20 20:32:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

♪If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise♪ There's no bloody bog paper.

11/09/20 20:03:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

'How convenient, I'm bruin'.'

11/09/20 20:01:29

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

"God! It was Steiffling in there."

11/09/20 20:00:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Poo Bear

11/09/20 20:00:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

Winnie the Poo

11/09/20 20:00:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

Poo bear

11/09/20 20:00:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10132Mr Dome

Portapooh

12/09/20 21:15:31

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

That was NOT Charmin!

12/09/20 3:43:47

 
Haveagreatdaytoalllove Diana Haveagreatdaytoalllove Diana

Ok seriously, where's the Charmin?

11/09/20 23:23:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Dirty toilets are a real bogbear of his.

11/09/20 21:07:21

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

"I'm confused. There's no wood, it's all plastic. Where am I going to shit?"

11/09/20 21:01:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

The Teddy Bears' Political Convention lav a Tory

11/09/20 20:37:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

"Eh, Dave... about those two log cabin's you ordered on line."

11/09/20 20:33:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"It's vacant Bungle."
"I'm, I'm not really Geoffrey, I'm just a bit of an airhead."

11/09/20 20:28:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Dave's been in a bad way since the diarrhoea kicked in but it looks like he's bearing up.

11/09/20 20:26:38

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

"Dr Who got here before me again. We need original material otherwise The Amazing Time Space Adventures of Lance Corporal Cuddles will never get off the ground"

11/09/20 20:24:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Disturbingly Dark Charmin Ultra Commercial

11/09/20 20:24:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Do bears shit in the woods? Only when they don't provide any fuck*ng toilets!

11/09/20 20:11:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Ba-loo

11/09/20 20:06:17

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

"Excuse Me, Do you know a Plumber? ..."

11/09/20 20:05:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Well Goldilocks did say to give it a minute or two

11/09/20 20:04:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Poo-Boo

11/09/20 20:03:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Teddy Loosevelt

11/09/20 20:02:53

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Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

And what's behind door number two? A number two!

11/09/20 20:02:17

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

Yes, a bear does shit in the woods.

11/09/20 20:01:36

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"I'm a loobear not a fighter"

11/09/20 20:00:21

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1136Dot Old

Teddy Loosevelt

11/09/20 20:00:10

 
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