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James Lennox Vote score: 6766James Lennox

"Just bite down while I realign your 3rd lumbar vertebra."

11/11/20 12:01:49

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The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

"Piss off David Attenborough, can't you see we are having a moment here"

11/11/20 12:21:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13604Vanessa the Guesser

"You'll have to lose weight if you want to carry on with this tandem skydiving malarkey"

11/11/20 12:28:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

Have you seen Dave’s new bird?
Usually he’s a tit man.

11/11/20 17:41:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

"Hey, wait your turn."

"There's a pecking order."

11/11/20 12:32:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

"Crossbill?"

"Since I was axed from Springwatch? Absolutely furious!"

"I meant the bird, Bill."

"It's a f*ckin Siskin."

"We prefer the term 'mating', Bill."

11/11/20 12:10:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''Why are you taking Paracetamol?''

''To get rid of my thrush.''

11/11/20 12:05:00

 
Tanya Kane Tanya Kane

The chihuahua’s are getting smaller and smaller!

11/11/20 19:03:43

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 826alexandra ball

Oooohhh saucy, blue birds.

11/11/20 15:49:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

Birds of a feather fuck together.

11/11/20 15:09:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

The chaffinch eek!!

11/11/20 15:01:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

Shag?

11/11/20 14:55:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7134Glyn Evans

"Which one's heavier, an African swallow or an European swallow?"

11/11/20 13:42:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6257Greg Curtis

"Trick or tweet!"

11/11/20 13:21:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21098John Glover

"Ah, the Lesser Spotted Back Scratcher."

11/11/20 12:59:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

Watching birds re-enact Native American history is amazing. Here we have the Battle of the Little Bighorn with Sitting Bull on route to defeat General Custer. The horse doesn't look great but you can't have everything.

11/11/20 12:39:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6735Vivvy En

"What have I told you about hanging out in seedy joints?"

11/11/20 12:31:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

"Stay still, you're making me warble."

11/11/20 12:27:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

Yet another bird gets her claws into Jack Sparrow.

11/11/20 12:26:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

"Quit larking about Dave!"

11/11/20 12:23:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6766James Lennox

Superglue, it makes birds of a feather stick together.

11/11/20 12:22:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

Lark and ride

11/11/20 12:17:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

"You Hawk too much."

11/11/20 12:14:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

"Can't you wait until I finch my lunch?"

11/11/20 12:11:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

Close Encounter of the Bird Kind

11/11/20 12:06:13

 
Molly R Vote score: 2273Molly R

"Whaddya mean, you've got a headache?"

11/11/20 12:00:06

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"Think I'll jump on that Stan Lupo next, see how he likes it Up the Rear of his Pandemic!"

11/11/20 16:50:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

"Dammit Robin, you could at least fake an orgasm!"

11/11/20 15:08:42

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 382Ellen Duncalf

”You’ve been on my back for weeks now, it’s time you flocked off.”

11/11/20 14:21:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

Cheep trills.

11/11/20 12:30:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''Should I use a condom?''

''There's no need. I'm taking the pill.''

11/11/20 12:17:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6766James Lennox

♪ I'll get high with a little help from my friends ♪

11/11/20 12:02:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13604Vanessa the Guesser

Double pecker

11/11/20 12:01:51

 
Molly R Vote score: 2273Molly R

"You're going to have to lose some weight."

11/11/20 12:01:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9881Chris Keegan

Once again, a fine example of The Flying Squad providing a swift back up response.

11/11/20 12:00:21

 
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