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When Dave won a weeks holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better.
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better.

20/04/19 12:25:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

There's nothing worse than when your cryogenic sleep is disturbed by someone looking for frozen peas.

20/04/19 12:00:22

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrappy Doo

I see Ben, but where's Jerry?

20/04/19 12:20:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I had a funeral plan with the Coop, but after seeing this I've cancelled it and gone elsewhere.

20/04/19 12:29:38

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

To this day, Dave still believes there's such a thing as a Norwegian sunbed.

20/04/19 12:18:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

David Blaine, coming to a supermarket near you.

20/04/19 12:36:24

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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5595Paul Reeve

Dave continuously called for help, but when it comes to cold callers people are just not interested.

20/04/19 12:00:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

The problem with freezing men is remembering to reach one out three hours before you want one.

20/04/19 12:38:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

Supermarket Sleep

20/04/19 12:08:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Icy dead people

20/04/19 12:06:01

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Icy dead people .. --stone face
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

♪ Freeze a jolly good fellow ♪

20/04/19 12:00:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Body shop.

20/04/19 18:03:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

The year is 2048 and due to climate change Dave had chosen to enter a 400 year cryogenic state during which time the Global Council embarked on a program to reverse the years of damage man had done to this planet. Unfortunately he just could not get over the sense of grief as there were no units big enough to take his best friend Gulliver

20/04/19 17:47:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

Hide and sleep

20/04/19 12:26:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Just chillin'

20/04/19 12:22:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

"Wake me from the cryochamber when Brexit comes through, will you?"

20/04/19 12:01:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

Those Extinction Rebellion people are everywhere!

20/04/19 12:31:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

''That's got rid of it. I can go to the check-out now.''

20/04/19 12:19:37

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Was it the Belgian buns or the watermelons? --Karyn Harrison
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

Cool customer

20/04/19 12:02:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Sorry Sir you’re not allowed to put frozen pees in the freezer.

20/04/19 23:40:23

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 399Gavin Smithers

"I told him to go out for some frozen joints and I haven't seen him since".

20/04/19 19:44:00

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Czech out.

20/04/19 19:05:34

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5941Tosser Wivlov

Ah! Yorkshire pudding.

20/04/19 18:23:15

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Hunk of meat.

20/04/19 18:06:45

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Climate change protester

20/04/19 17:13:39

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Gary Coldman

20/04/19 17:12:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8517Chris Keegan

Brace yourself Rodney.

20/04/19 17:06:27

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

The frozen fools section.

20/04/19 16:24:37

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

When the police arrived to respond to the robbery call, they found it completely unnecessary to shout "Freeze!"

20/04/19 16:20:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8517Chris Keegan

Mums gone to Iceland - To find me a Dad.

20/04/19 16:18:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

"I see someone is defrosting the meat and two veg for tonight"

20/04/19 16:14:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Surprisingly he was in tip-top condition.

20/04/19 13:08:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

"Yeah, it's like this Han. The Empire is making some budget cuts and pure carbonite is pretty darn expensive, so if you wouldn't mind just lying in here instead? Should only take about 5 or 6 hours."

20/04/19 12:59:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21988Ian Skelding

"Could you tell me where the frozen vegetarian compartment is please?"

20/04/19 12:54:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

"That freezer repairman is bloody hopeless. He said he'd be here three days ago."

20/04/19 12:27:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9381Stephen Bean

Paul had had enough of old Edna complaining the food wasn't fresh enough.

20/04/19 12:22:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

He later had to be treated for polaroids.

20/04/19 12:21:41

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrappy Doo

Boneless chicken

20/04/19 12:18:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"If you're going to the shops can you pick us up a Tupac?"

20/04/19 12:17:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

"Can you shut the door please, you're letting in a draught."

20/04/19 12:11:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

Frozen scamp he

20/04/19 12:10:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20373John Glover

Does it actually freeze the stuff? he asked. Sid's like that, he even sat inside a fridge to prove to himself that the light goes out when you shut the door.

20/04/19 12:09:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20373John Glover

His wife always said he was a cold fish.

20/04/19 12:06:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

"I'm locked in the freezer!" I scream and ice cream.

20/04/19 12:06:03

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

Life in the freezer

20/04/19 12:06:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

Just chilling

20/04/19 12:05:31

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

sMORGasbord.

20/04/19 12:05:00

 
Molly R Vote score: 1684Molly R

He's a really cool guy.

20/04/19 12:01:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9381Stephen Bean

"This is how we saved our marriage. She can't hear me snoring and I can't hear her."

20/04/19 12:00:32

 
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