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"Remind me why we didnt go in your car again, Boris."  "Every time I get in it, the doors fall off."
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Al Overy Vote score: 11697Al Overy

"Remind me why we didn't go in your car again, Boris."

"Every time I get in it, the doors fall off."

08/05/22 8:02:35

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2080Glad You Remember

This has got to be photoshopped. Look at Boris's hair.

08/05/22 12:53:25

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11214James Lennox

"Do you think this caption deserves a vote, Arnie?"

"No, Boris, but neither did we."

08/05/22 8:12:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

Arnie decides to go back to acting and make one last disaster movie

08/05/22 8:11:54

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

"Bwa Bwa aaaaaa Bwa ba ba Bwa schaaa Bwa aaaaa"
"Is your imaginary motorcycle a Harley Davison, Boris?"

"No no I was just trying to say, bloody chuffed to be out riding with you, Mr Schwarzenneger!"

08/05/22 8:02:16

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Glad You Remember Vote score: 2080Glad You Remember

"Get to the chopper!"
"How will we see it?"

08/05/22 12:52:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11697Al Overy

"So, I just promise people things that turn out to be invisible!"

"And, really, you're just taking them for a ride!"

08/05/22 8:07:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11697Al Overy

Total Retard

08/05/22 8:00:38

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Nothing's changed.  --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 11697Al Overy

- How the Hell did you lose our bikes, Boris?

- This is nothing, I've just lost Westminster!

08/05/22 8:00:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28244Ian Skelding

“Air’ll be bike.”

08/05/22 8:00:17

 
Dave E Vote score: 600Dave E

There was a disappointing crowd for the Synchronised Farting Championships.

09/05/22 9:51:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6003Crunchy Chords

I-stole-a-Vespa, baby.

08/05/22 15:22:02

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2080Glad You Remember

Sorry, not a caption, I'm just daydreaming of a Terminator / Bullingdon Club crossover.

08/05/22 12:56:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

"What's that film you are in where you rescue your daughter from kidnappers?"
"Commando?"
"I beg your pardon, absolutely not, I have a pair of starched blue Y fronts keeping the General warm".

08/05/22 9:45:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''So what happened to your bike, Boris?''

''I was cycling to another party when the wheels fell off.''

08/05/22 9:27:21

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1817alexandra ball

Oh come on guys gangnam style is so 2012

08/05/22 9:09:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''Do you have problems with magnet fishers in the USA, Arnie?''

08/05/22 8:36:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

Takes me back to my days at Eton. This was the first position I learnt in the dormitary

08/05/22 8:20:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

The Terminator Versus The Sperminator

08/05/22 13:47:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

Boris finally manages to hide his activities.

08/05/22 9:26:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

"Do you think they'll notice we couldn't work the docking station, Boris?"
"No, Arnie. They'll believe anything, keep pedalling."

08/05/22 8:46:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

"What's the idea behind your gravity net zero policy?"
"We are hoping to pick up a few floating voters."

08/05/22 8:36:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

Kindergarten Clot

08/05/22 8:21:19

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

"Why are you two doing the Oppa Gangnam Style dance?"

08/05/22 8:18:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

"I need your clothes, your boots and your bicycle."

08/05/22 8:01:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 3497Molly R

"C'mon, Arnie, let's party like there's no tomorrow!"

08/05/22 8:00:05

 
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