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Typical bloody Captioneers. Post a beautiful photo of a hummingbird and youre lucky to get a dozen captions, but put up a pic of a giant inflatable penis and you cant shut the bastards up.
Typical bloody Captioneers. Post a beautiful photo of a hummingbird and youre lucky to get a dozen captions, but put up a pic of a giant inflatable penis and you cant shut the bastards up. photo | portfolio
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James Lennox Vote score: 11529James Lennox

Typical bloody Captioneers. Post a beautiful photo of a hummingbird and you're lucky to get a dozen captions, but put up a pic of a giant inflatable penis and you can't shut the bastards up.

31/01/20 20:44:28

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James Lennox Vote score: 11529James Lennox

Yeah, that guy we hired to make balloon animals at little Susie's birthday party ... I wouldn't recommend him.

31/01/20 20:47:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Worst Lollypop man ever.

31/01/20 20:14:57

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

"She'll 'never go back', eh?

Well, I'll show her..."

31/01/20 20:07:25

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 12055Chris Keegan

You know that feeling when you're driving down the road and some dick comes out of nowhere...

31/01/20 20:45:06

 
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

As Britain bends over, an E.U representative turns up to discuss trade deals.

31/01/20 20:21:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

*BEEP BEEP*... "Get off the road you wanker!"

31/01/20 20:00:11

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🎵Wankers away my boy.... --Willie Johnson
John  Glover Vote score: 22571John Glover

'Willy' Johnson.

31/01/20 20:10:28

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Hahaha I'm flattered, as anyone would be. Any male that is. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

Last time I pick up a parcel for you from the depot cos you were not home love.

31/01/20 20:43:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"How will you recognise me? I'll be carrying a f*cking huge inflatable cock and balls"

31/01/20 20:16:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35754Tony Edwards

Clive's invention of air bags for pedestrians is proving popular with the ladies.

31/01/20 21:03:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11529James Lennox

Don't you just hate "Take your giant inflatable dick to work Fridays"?

31/01/20 20:36:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17900Vanessa the Guesser

My other car is a Vulva

31/01/20 20:08:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

"Can't we try a smaller toy?" I asked, but he stormed off without so much as a second glans.

31/01/20 20:03:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

Dave couldn't understand why people were staring as he carried his prize winning parsnip home from the fair.

31/01/20 20:03:49

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"Parsnip" - interesting way of describing a vasectomy. --Willie Johnson
Dot Old Vote score: 1904Dot Old

Big Ben may not be chiming tonight but little Ben's on his way to liven up the Brexit celebrations with his big donger.

31/01/20 20:01:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

Who does he think he is, cock of the walk?

31/01/20 20:00:04

 
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