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Typical bloody Captioneers. Post a beautiful photo of a hummingbird and you're lucky to get a dozen captions, but put up a pic of a giant inflatable penis and you can't shut the bastards up.
31/01/20 20:44:28
Yeah, that guy we hired to make balloon animals at little Susie's birthday party ... I wouldn't recommend him.
31/01/20 20:47:30
Worst Lollypop man ever.
31/01/20 20:14:57
"She'll 'never go back', eh? Well, I'll show her..."
31/01/20 20:07:25
You know that feeling when you're driving down the road and some dick comes out of nowhere...
31/01/20 20:45:06
As Britain bends over, an E.U representative turns up to discuss trade deals.
31/01/20 20:21:11
*BEEP BEEP*... "Get off the road you wanker!"
31/01/20 20:00:11
'Willy' Johnson.
31/01/20 20:10:28
Last time I pick up a parcel for you from the depot cos you were not home love.
31/01/20 20:43:01
"How will you recognise me? I'll be carrying a f*cking huge inflatable cock and balls"
31/01/20 20:16:43
Clive's invention of air bags for pedestrians is proving popular with the ladies.
31/01/20 21:03:27
Don't you just hate "Take your giant inflatable dick to work Fridays"?
31/01/20 20:36:49
My other car is a Vulva
31/01/20 20:08:15
"Can't we try a smaller toy?" I asked, but he stormed off without so much as a second glans.
31/01/20 20:03:54
Dave couldn't understand why people were staring as he carried his prize winning parsnip home from the fair.
31/01/20 20:03:49
Big Ben may not be chiming tonight but little Ben's on his way to liven up the Brexit celebrations with his big donger.
31/01/20 20:01:12
Who does he think he is, cock of the walk?
31/01/20 20:00:04
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