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Typical bloody Captioneers. Post a beautiful photo of a hummingbird and youre lucky to get a dozen captions, but put up a pic of a giant inflatable penis and you cant shut the bastards up.
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James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Typical bloody Captioneers. Post a beautiful photo of a hummingbird and you're lucky to get a dozen captions, but put up a pic of a giant inflatable penis and you can't shut the bastards up.

31/01/20 20:44:28

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James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Yeah, that guy we hired to make balloon animals at little Susie's birthday party ... I wouldn't recommend him.

31/01/20 20:47:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Worst Lollypop man ever.

31/01/20 20:14:57

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

"She'll 'never go back', eh? Well, I'll show her…"

31/01/20 20:07:25

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8522Chris Keegan

You know that feeling when you're driving down the road and some dick comes out of nowhere...

31/01/20 20:45:06

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

As Britain bends over, an E.U representative turns up to discuss trade deals.

31/01/20 20:21:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

*BEEP BEEP*... "Get off the road you wanker!"

31/01/20 20:00:11

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🎵Wankers away my boy.... --Willie Johnson
John  Glover Vote score: 20374John Glover

'Willy' Johnson.

31/01/20 20:10:28

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Hahaha I'm flattered, as anyone would be. Any male that is. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1035Mark Wilson

Last time I pick up a parcel for you from the depot cos you were not home love.

31/01/20 20:43:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"How will you recognise me? I'll be carrying a f*cking huge inflatable cock and balls"

31/01/20 20:16:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31519Tony Edwards

Clive's invention of air bags for pedestrians is proving popular with the ladies.

31/01/20 21:03:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Don't you just hate "Take your giant inflatable dick to work Fridays"?

31/01/20 20:36:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11566Vanessa the Guesser

My other car is a Vulva

31/01/20 20:08:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

"Can't we try a smaller toy?" I asked, but he stormed off without so much as a second glans.

31/01/20 20:03:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9386Stephen Bean

Dave couldn't understand why people were staring as he carried his prize winning parsnip home from the fair.

31/01/20 20:03:49

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"Parsnip" - interesting way of describing a vasectomy. --Willie Johnson
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Big Ben may not be chiming tonight but little Ben's on his way to liven up the Brexit celebrations with his big donger.

31/01/20 20:01:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Who does he think he is, cock of the walk?

31/01/20 20:00:04

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

is it a bird is it a plane is it superman???? no it's a dick

01/02/20 5:57:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Piers Morgan delivers his latest column to The Sun

31/01/20 21:09:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2121Scrijjy Doo

It's not hard to spot a Republican.

31/01/20 21:00:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31519Tony Edwards

Grand Prix

31/01/20 20:46:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8522Chris Keegan

"Hard day in the office love?"

31/01/20 20:26:24

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11615 Smuldo

"I'll be back soon, I'm off to organ practice..."

31/01/20 20:25:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3782Stu Dent

We asked for a pianist for our Brexit party.

31/01/20 20:14:49

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

"Excuse me! Which way to Channel 4.. Embarrassing Bodies."

31/01/20 20:05:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Dave's got an inflated ego to match.

31/01/20 20:03:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9386Stephen Bean

Gland Theft Auto

31/01/20 20:00:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3782Stu Dent

prickpockets operate in this area

31/01/20 20:00:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Shaft

31/01/20 21:06:01

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

"How will you recognise me? I'll be walking down the middle of the street. I'm otherwise not remarkable."

Nod to 20:16:43

31/01/20 20:53:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

"The four hours is almost up. I should never have taken that whole bottle."

31/01/20 20:45:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1035Mark Wilson

They've given me the sack, dicking around all the time in work or something they said.

31/01/20 20:38:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1548Rachel P

Cul-de-sac

31/01/20 20:29:54

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

"I hope it's not loaded!"

31/01/20 20:27:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8522Chris Keegan

"It's so sweet, Rex gets really excited when Jack is on his way home from work. I sware he can sense him coming"

31/01/20 20:19:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3782Stu Dent

The first of the knobs has finally arrived back in the UK from Brussels

31/01/20 20:09:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14648Dan Nicholls

TwatNav

31/01/20 20:06:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9123Dave Bryan

Cock of the walk

31/01/20 20:00:13

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 399Gavin Smithers

The balls from Brazil

02/02/20 19:58:06

 
Emma Richardson Emma Richardson

Bet he feels a right cock!

01/02/20 22:20:37

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

Walking in the road, he's liable to have a close shave.

01/02/20 17:49:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Dave was clearly lost despite being given good erections

01/02/20 17:33:33

 
Lynne A Vote score: 44Lynne A

Taking matters into his own hands, Dave vowed to never be shafted by the morning commute again.

01/02/20 9:55:12

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

James was on his way as usual for his Friday Dicktation class

01/02/20 5:58:50

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4464Lucky Elperro

Remoaners still confused after results of general erection.

31/01/20 22:55:03

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1548Rachel P

“Ooh! That wall’s a lovely shade of red”

31/01/20 21:55:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

He drives a Fiat 500

31/01/20 21:21:19

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

Back on the planet Knobular..A Knob citizen is spotted walking down the street, with an inflatable humanoid.

31/01/20 21:14:35

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

laziest stuffed lobster ever

31/01/20 21:13:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2121Scrijjy Doo

Right after this photo was taken he plowed into a Hummer.

31/01/20 21:09:50

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Use to be the Boobie prize,now its the Dickhead prize

31/01/20 21:02:17

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

Well at the latest BBC archive sale, I was lucky enough to acquire the original FingerBobs Fingermouse.

31/01/20 20:30:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Taking the schlong way home...

31/01/20 20:20:20

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11615 Smuldo

"Oi, Richard..."

31/01/20 20:18:55

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

Cock of the block.

31/01/20 20:18:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20374John Glover

"I asked Mavis who she had made that for for. I'm sure she said, Mike Hunt?"

31/01/20 20:16:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8522Chris Keegan

"Look at that love, what did I tell you? Brexit's a total cock up and the benefits in leaving have been blown out of proportion"

31/01/20 20:14:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

A gift from a rich benefactor. He was well endowed.

31/01/20 20:13:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Cannon Paul Run

31/01/20 20:12:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"This is the last time I'm doing my mother in law's shopping"

31/01/20 20:11:13

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1548Rachel P

You need big balls to walk this neighbourhood alone

31/01/20 20:09:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9123Dave Bryan

Dennis Pennis

31/01/20 20:07:31

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

What a nob..

31/01/20 20:06:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

'Is that a cannon under your arm or are you just happy to terrify every woman in the area?'

31/01/20 20:06:14

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee


🎵 Ha-penis Ha-penis The greatest gift that I posses 🎵

31/01/20 20:06:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14648Dan Nicholls

Giving Dick a lift to work.

31/01/20 20:04:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

🎵Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space🎵

31/01/20 20:03:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6590Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, dear, what have the Lilliputians done to poor Gulliver?"

31/01/20 20:03:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

It was Dave's first time back in church since those years as a choirboy, so he brought something to beat the bishop with.

31/01/20 20:01:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

"I know a saw a balloon knot around here somewhere…"

31/01/20 20:00:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11566Vanessa the Guesser

Dick Turpin

31/01/20 20:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

'This is so embarrassing out here, why won't she let me use the back passage?'

31/01/20 20:00:12

 
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