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I’m in two minds whether to believe this.

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For when you're going through a bad spell?

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Needs an E.

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I think three lines would sort it out --Mr Dome

It's true. I went to my psychiatrist with a fear of sexual intercourse and now I'm addicted to crack.

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Bullshit, I buy my dope off Gulliver.

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I think that's a bit of a tall tale! --Karyn Harrison

Well, my psychiatrist really helped me out, she's my absolute heroin.

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"I've got mine on speed dial."

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That's a bitter pill to swallow.

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Sorry I'm late, I was just having a session with my psychiatrist.

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The Smurfs are our smallest drug pushers

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"I won't take this lying down!"

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They spend the money on ridiculous things like mansions and prams that look like cars.

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I can only see an 'I' after the 'G'. Where did the ego?

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"So, how do I make an appointment?"

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Not sure about that. I get my caffeine and alcohol from the store.

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I know, I bought some then spent 2 bloody hours on the couch being asked how they make me feel.

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Dealer or No Dealer?

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Show me a psychiatrist and I'll show you some dope.

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It is true - Pablo Escobar has been awarded the prestigious lifetime achievement award from the Royal College of Psychiatrists.

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Ego trip.

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The local cocaine dealing trick-cyclist was pleased to local informer was dyslexic.

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“I wonder what he meant by that.”

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Healer Dealers

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My psychiatrists sells me cocaine in cling film.

It comes shrink wrapped..

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No wonder having to write twenty prescriptions for one person who has multiple personalities.

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Couch pot-ato

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How does that make you feel?

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License to Fill

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"I like my drugs shrink-wrapped."

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"Doesn't affect me, I'm a chicken!"

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Crazy shit like this does my head in

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"I was given LSD for my OCD."

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"They'll push you over the edge."

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"Not anymore, we've got them Bong to Writes..."

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I don't believe there is an ounce of truth in this

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The writing is on the wall.

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"One made me Freudian slip."

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"They caused my shrinking problem."

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They've cornered the very black market.

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A Mental Note.

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Apart from pen pushers like yourself of course

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