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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10058Vanessa the Guesser

I’m in two minds whether to believe this.

14/11/19 12:01:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4045James Lennox

Bullshit, I buy my dope off Gulliver.

14/11/19 12:22:30

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I think that's a bit of a tall tale! --Karyn Harrison
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5965Glyn Evans

Needs an E.

14/11/19 12:00:43

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I think three lines would sort it out --Mr Dome
James Lennox Vote score: 4045James Lennox

It's true. I went to my psychiatrist with a fear of sexual intercourse and now I'm addicted to crack.

14/11/19 12:30:26

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 46Eddy Griffits

For when you're going through a bad spell?

14/11/19 12:08:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7856Chris Keegan

Well, my psychiatrist really helped me out, she's my absolute heroin.

14/11/19 12:00:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10058Vanessa the Guesser

"I've got mine on speed dial."

14/11/19 13:54:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4045James Lennox

Sorry I'm late, I was just having a session with my psychiatrist.

14/11/19 12:19:32

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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4565Kenny Ireland

Suppliers of quack cocaine.

15/11/19 4:01:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5939Greg Curtis

"So, how do I make an appointment?"

14/11/19 12:59:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19796John Glover

That's a bitter pill to swallow.

14/11/19 12:35:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8363Mr Dome

The Smurfs are our smallest drug pushers

14/11/19 12:18:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4853C CaMel

"I won't take this lying down!"

14/11/19 12:03:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4853C CaMel

"Doesn't affect me, I'm a chicken!"

14/11/19 13:44:37

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Do you buy your drugs in grains?  --Mr Dome
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6127Stephen Bean

They spend the money on ridiculous things like mansions and prams that look like cars.

14/11/19 13:34:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6781Dave Bryan

I can only see an 'I' after the 'G'. Where did the ego?

14/11/19 13:03:46

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It ran away with the id. --Karyn Harrison
Willie Johnson Vote score: 913Willie Johnson

Not sure about that. I get my caffeine and alcohol from the store.

14/11/19 12:53:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7856Chris Keegan

I know, I bought some then spent 2 bloody hours on the couch being asked how they make me feel.

14/11/19 12:35:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30519Tony Edwards

Dealer or No Dealer?

14/11/19 12:28:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6127Stephen Bean

"They'll push you over the edge."

14/11/19 12:14:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6781Dave Bryan

Show me a psychiatrist and I'll show you some dope.

14/11/19 12:04:00

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

El Chapo's solicitor encouraged him to prepare his defence before he went to court.

15/11/19 15:08:31

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

Not so- unless they make Wolfy's porridge.

15/11/19 14:50:31

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4071Lucky Elperro

It is true - Pablo Escobar has been awarded the prestigious lifetime achievement award from the Royal College of Psychiatrists.

14/11/19 21:36:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22482Michael Winner

Ego trip.

14/11/19 21:26:30

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4071Lucky Elperro

The local cocaine dealing trick-cyclist was pleased to local informer was dyslexic.

14/11/19 21:17:26

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

My psychiatrist dispenses drugs like a Shamen.

Any Good?

Ebeneezer Goode

14/11/19 20:20:08

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Healer Dealers

14/11/19 19:55:59

 
stone face Vote score: 6338stone face

My psychiatrists sells me cocaine in cling film.

It comes shrink wrapped..

14/11/19 19:40:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9721Neil Mackenzie

No wonder having to write twenty prescriptions for one person who has multiple personalities.

14/11/19 19:17:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21179Ian Skelding

Couch pot-ato

14/11/19 16:34:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1575Scrijjy Doo

How does that make you feel?

14/11/19 15:47:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1575Scrijjy Doo

License to Fill

14/11/19 15:39:12

 
Dot Old Vote score: 783Dot Old

"I like my drugs shrink-wrapped."

14/11/19 14:03:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8363Mr Dome

Crazy shit like this does my head in

14/11/19 12:56:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6127Stephen Bean

"I was given LSD for my OCD."

14/11/19 12:37:37

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  Smuldo Vote score: 11259 Smuldo

"Not anymore, we've got them Bong to Writes..."

14/11/19 12:13:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8363Mr Dome

I don't believe there is an ounce of truth in this

14/11/19 12:09:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30519Tony Edwards

The writing is on the wall.

14/11/19 12:06:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6127Stephen Bean

"One pushed me and I Freudian slipped."

14/11/19 12:04:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6127Stephen Bean

"I have a shrink problem."

14/11/19 12:02:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6781Dave Bryan

They've cornered the very black market.

14/11/19 12:01:56

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11259 Smuldo

A Mental Note.

14/11/19 12:01:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38516Welsh Rarebit

Apart from pen pushers like yourself of course

14/11/19 12:00:56

 
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