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"Do you have anything to confess?"

"Well, recently I have been spending a lot of time on caption.me..."

Sun 8:22:34

When you arrive home from work and realise your whole house has been burgled.

Sun 8:15:48

"You're a bastard placing the cat flap that high"

Sun 8:01:07

"I'd like to confess that it was me that crapped in the Pope's slipper can I be forgiven."
"I forgive you .... but I'm only a cat so you had best let the Pope know and see what he says."

Sun 8:07:04

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 8 lives since my last confession."

Sun 9:02:43

''Would you like to join our church, my son?''

''No thanks, I don't like the dogma.''

Sun 8:13:57

''Please help me to get off the caption site, father. Having to read all those dreadful puns is like being in purrgatory.''

Sun 8:02:33

"This is ironic, but my confession involves what I did in your confession box last time..."

Sun 16:17:22

"God mews in mysterious ways."

Sun 8:26:28

Catolicism

Sun 8:00:10

creative

- Which miracle can God perform for you today, Mrs Wilkins?
- Well I don't know where to start - my husband, my job, my kitchen. You know father sometimes I wish I was a cat

Sun 9:14:50

"I've sworn off birds alright but I do spend a lot of time trying to rub myself up against members of the congregation..."

"Well, you are a priest."

Sun 8:15:36

"I lusted after my neighbor's tuna."

Sun 17:49:43

The Cowl and The Pussycat

Sun 9:36:25

So tell me does your God in Heaven have a tin opener?

Sun 8:00:17

"Sorry father, I'm an Evangelical. We don't sin."

Sun 17:53:50

So God threw Lucifer out of Heaven.. When did he let him back in again?

Sun 11:10:52

I don’t want to go because I’ve heard all dogs go to Heaven.

Sun 11:06:24

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned by attending parties at 10 Downing Street."

Sun 10:43:17

"Hi, could I have two first class stamps please"

Sun 9:39:40

"I know it's an open prison but I still don't like visiting father"

Sun 9:18:37

“You need to confess Father, was it you who sanctioned the painting of the fence?”

Sun 9:05:49

''Would you like to come into the box and I'll hear your confession, Tom?''

''I'd rather not, Father Schrodinger.''

Sun 8:40:42

"Oh f@ck I have got the key stuck in the door. Don't worry Tiddles I shall get it open to let you out soon"

Sun 8:14:18

Miaow culpa, miaow maxima culpa.

Sun 8:12:34

"Piss off cat you will give me away ,I have a chance of winning the annual Vatican hide and seek competition. "

Sun 8:10:22