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"Do you have anything to confess?"

"Well, recently I have been spending a lot of time on caption.me..."

16/01/22 8:22:34

When you arrive home from work and realise your whole house has been burgled.

16/01/22 8:15:48

"I'd like to confess that it was me that crapped in the Pope's slipper can I be forgiven."
"I forgive you .... but I'm only a cat so you had best let the Pope know and see what he says."

16/01/22 8:07:04

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 8 lives since my last confession."

16/01/22 9:02:43

''Would you like to join our church, my son?''

''No thanks, I don't like the dogma.''

16/01/22 8:13:57

''Please help me to get off the caption site, father. Having to read all those dreadful puns is like being in purrgatory.''

16/01/22 8:02:33

"This is ironic, but my confession involves what I did in your confession box last time..."

16/01/22 16:17:22

"God mews in mysterious ways."

16/01/22 8:26:28

Catolicism

16/01/22 8:00:10

creative

- Which miracle can God perform for you today, Mrs Wilkins?
- Well I don't know where to start - my husband, my job, my kitchen. You know father sometimes I wish I was a cat

16/01/22 9:14:50

"I've sworn off birds alright but I do spend a lot of time trying to rub myself up against members of the congregation..."

"Well, you are a priest."

16/01/22 8:15:36

"I lusted after my neighbor's tuna."

16/01/22 17:49:43

The Cowl and The Pussycat

16/01/22 9:36:25

So tell me does your God in Heaven have a tin opener?

16/01/22 8:00:17