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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7296Chris Keegan

What a fab idea, sham poo on tap.

01/03/19 8:21:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13459Dan Nicholls

"Darling can you call the plumber, a doctor and an exorcist please?"

01/03/19 9:31:42

 
stone face Vote score: 5978stone face

Blocked pipes? - take a laxative and faucet out.

01/03/19 8:05:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19632John Glover

Muddy waters.

01/03/19 10:49:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2814Stu Dent

Soap of the day

01/03/19 8:12:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

Bowl movement

01/03/19 8:00:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19632John Glover

"Your dad just has to go one better. We were partying at the Jones's the other night and they were showing off their chocolate fountain."

01/03/19 11:37:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37726Welsh Rarebit

"Would someone please turn off the crap!"

01/03/19 8:12:17

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 128Madeline Charlton

Got to love those new fangled waste disposal units!

03/03/19 22:00:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9585Neil Mackenzie

Plumber:- I knew I should of used that straight connector rather than the Tee.

01/03/19 18:44:53

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1363Scrappy Doo

Meanwhile in Flint Michigan.

01/03/19 18:27:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2405Crunchy Chords

Time for roasted duck with plumbing sauce.

01/03/19 14:56:57

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

Gives me a sinking feeling...

01/03/19 14:56:53

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 841Sam Cass

The tap looks hung-over.

01/03/19 11:27:31

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Ok i will paye my water bill, just give me clean water.

01/03/19 9:39:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5268Stephen Bean

Willy Wonka’s washbasin

01/03/19 8:56:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4742Vivvy En

I wanted pee soup

01/03/19 8:52:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6211Dave Bryan

''Are you one of those busy people who don't have time to have a crap and then start looking for shampoo and conditioner?''

01/03/19 8:26:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7829Mr Dome

'Kids! Bedtime! Come and brush your teeth and wash your faeces'

01/03/19 8:18:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6211Dave Bryan

In some parts of the Lake District you can still get Campbell's straight from the tap.

01/03/19 8:07:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9576Vanessa the Guesser

I was a little scared I would fall off when tap dancing.

01/03/19 8:41:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

"I'm sorry about our argument earlier darling. I've made you a nice dinner to apologise, how much gravy do you want?"

01/03/19 8:31:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3589James Lennox

There seem to be a lot of crap / faeces / shit captions. I have to say they're not my favourite, but to be fair, they are definitely number two.

01/03/19 8:29:18

 
Dot Old Vote score: 635Dot Old

Hot chocolate tap

01/03/19 8:26:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5984Hercules Rockefeller

"I think your sink has got a bad case of the flu."

01/03/19 8:09:31

 
Molly R Vote score: 1200Molly R

Stephen King's bathroom, complete with ghost in mirror

01/03/19 8:03:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3589James Lennox

The trick to successfully selling a product is to make a potential customer want it so badly that they have to have it. Here's an example:

Potential Customer - "This water tastes like shit."

Toothbrush Salesman - "It is shit. Would you like to buy a toothbrush?"

01/03/19 8:02:45

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37726Welsh Rarebit

Dysentery or Tapestry?

01/03/19 8:00:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

“Did you brush your teeth this morning? Your breath smells like sh*t”

01/03/19 8:00:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6211Dave Bryan

Cup a soup

01/03/19 8:00:12

 
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