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Debbie and Ray are so pleased the warmer weather has arrived, they can finally afford to eat today.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

Debbie and Ray are so pleased the warmer weather has arrived, they can finally afford to eat today.

09/05/22 12:01:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13064Neil Mackenzie

After forty years of marriage Debbie had had enough of George and was going to stab him.
Luckily he was standing next to the bread bin and held up the loaf.
Her maternal instincts kicked in and she made a sandwich.

09/05/22 13:21:15

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Debbie later went down for hamslaughter --Glyn Evans
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

"It's old , wrinkled , smells a bit and is past its sell by date but I married him for life."

09/05/22 12:08:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11215James Lennox

"It's remarkable, Dave, my 12 inch sub is exactly the same length as your 12 inch penis."

09/05/22 12:13:50

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stoneface1 Vote score: 1170stoneface1

"Oh shit Dave!! I've just realised, I left my stash of skunk in your mum's salad drawer."

09/05/22 12:05:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22468John Glover

"Those painkillers must really work, I've just bit my bloody thumb off."

09/05/22 13:11:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

"Hahaha, that stingy Sue. Thinks she's funny handing out these tiny little sandwiches every time we come to tea."

"We'll teach her... I've just pissed on her upholstery!"

"Me too."

09/05/22 13:36:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35526Tony Edwards

They're not stupid, they're just one sandwich short of a picnic.

09/05/22 12:35:10

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

"There we go... Saved to camera roll"

09/05/22 12:01:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7698Greg Curtis

"Says here, 'Have you considered 'the health benefits of fasting'?'"

09/05/22 15:30:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

Mary was quite happy to share her sandwich but the thing was Thing wasn't.

09/05/22 15:20:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

George cracks the same ‘I’m a Hovis Witness’ line every time….

09/05/22 14:58:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

- It's really crusty Norman it might hurt my lips
- That's why we have KY Jelly

09/05/22 14:32:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9646Glyn Evans

2032: "Have whole baguettes gotten smaller? Or were they always this big?"

09/05/22 12:13:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''Do you know what, Martha? I haven't laughed so much since I ate that pork pie twelve months ago.''

09/05/22 12:04:46

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

"REALLY enjoy your food again with Fixodent - now with added nitrous oxide!"

09/05/22 12:02:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''Check the sell-by-date. That sandwich looks a bit funny.''

09/05/22 12:01:43

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

Cheese!

09/05/22 12:00:16

 
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