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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2576Crunchy Chords
“Hes my plus swan."

25/04/19 19:00:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

"This is unusual Mrs Jones, it's usually your husband I pick up with some bird"

25/04/19 19:08:37

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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4786Chris Halliwell

Swan for the road?

25/04/19 19:00:23

 
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

"That's the man who robbed me Cyril. Now break his f*cking arm"

25/04/19 19:11:26

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Nice swan Cyril! --Karyn Harrison
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

"Of course there's room- just put him between the elk and the bear."

25/04/19 19:13:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9996Vanessa the Guesser

"Can I have a gander inside?"

25/04/19 19:02:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

"Hello driver, taxi for Swan? Great thank you. He would have called and booked it himself but he's a mute"

25/04/19 19:00:15

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4786Chris Halliwell

Remember it's mirror, cygnet manoeuvre.

25/04/19 19:01:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38411Welsh Rarebit

"She won't get in the car because she's got a cob on."

25/04/19 19:00:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8301Mr Dome

- Oh what a lovely and graceful-looking bird you have there Beatrice, regal almost with his pure white feathers and long elegant neck. What's he called?
- Dave

26/04/19 3:55:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

"Chris Packham's house, please."

25/04/19 19:14:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2576Crunchy Chords

“Just wait 'til they see you…. Who's the ugly duckling now?

25/04/19 19:00:37

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

‘Get thee to a swannery!’

25/04/19 22:54:25

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 350Charles Gilbert

Well it was good enough for the gander!

25/04/19 22:21:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4886Vivvy En

"Don't spare the horses, Jeeves. He's late for the ballet."

25/04/19 20:21:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

I'll never understand the rules of cricket.

25/04/19 19:14:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19783John Glover

"Thanks for delivering the replacement. I would give you a cheque, but I've lost my pen."

25/04/19 19:12:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

"Wallet and watch and nobody gets hurt."

25/04/19 19:10:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9996Vanessa the Guesser

Taxi cob

25/04/19 19:00:07

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 911Karen Oakenfull

“Swanage please driver.”

25/04/19 22:38:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3563Karyn Harrison

"Have you got room for a big bird?"

"Well I drove Hattie Jacques to the airport yesterday."

25/04/19 21:22:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30471Tony Edwards

Gloria is swanning off for the weekend.

25/04/19 19:39:47

 
stone face Vote score: 6287stone face

"Ok, you can get in the back, but listen! No necking .

25/04/19 19:25:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

"Where can we find the Black Swan?"

26/04/19 20:49:24

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 82Poxy Jock

Will this do to replace the "Spirit of Ecstasy"?

26/04/19 19:39:50

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrappy Doo

When she flips you the bird, she really flips you the bird.

25/04/19 23:34:05

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 911Karen Oakenfull

The King’s kitchen staff panicked when several last minute guests were invited to luncheon.

25/04/19 22:41:06

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Mary was hard of hearing when her husband, asked bring me a packet of swan matches.

25/04/19 21:10:50

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrappy Doo

Poultry in Motion

25/04/19 21:01:45

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrappy Doo

Don't forget your turn cygnet.

25/04/19 20:58:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

''Swan is not amused.''

25/04/19 20:44:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9713Neil Mackenzie

She always travelled light and never had to Packard.

25/04/19 20:12:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

''There once was an ugly duckling.......''

''What are you singing?''

''It's my swan song.''

25/04/19 20:08:25

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Duck! Duck, goose!"

25/04/19 19:46:14

 
stone face Vote score: 6287stone face

"Well thank you driver. Now I know it's true, you can get anything to eat from Deliveroo."

25/04/19 19:30:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5950Glyn Evans

"How things have changed since Cinderella's time...usually I'd transform this swan into a horse but I'm at a bit of a loose end..."

25/04/19 19:29:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6105Hercules Rockefeller

"Stop all that honking already!"

25/04/19 19:29:07

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5950Glyn Evans

"Now I can't pay by conventional means."

25/04/19 19:26:30

 
stone face Vote score: 6287stone face

Beryl driving with her swan in the car was a mute point in the village.

25/04/19 19:23:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

Swan Brake.

25/04/19 19:11:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30471Tony Edwards

Back-seat diver.

25/04/19 19:08:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21172Ian Skelding

"He lives the life of Riley."

25/04/19 19:05:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

"Sorry love, I'm not having any cyg's in here"

25/04/19 19:03:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

"Sorry, she needs a swan leak"

25/04/19 19:01:56

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 145Madeline Charlton

"Are you going as far as Swansea ? "

25/04/19 19:01:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21172Ian Skelding

Swan wrestler

25/04/19 19:00:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38411Welsh Rarebit

Where there's a quill there's a way.

25/04/19 19:00:15

 
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