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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1930Crunchy Chords
“Hes my plus swan."

25/04/19 20:00:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

"This is unusual Mrs Jones, it's usually your husband I pick up with some bird"

25/04/19 20:08:37

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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4701Chris Halliwell

Swan for the road?

25/04/19 20:00:23

 
Mark England Vote score: 15147Mark England

"That's the man who robbed me Cyril. Now break his f*cking arm"

25/04/19 20:11:26

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Nice swan Cyril! --Karyn Harrison
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

"Of course there's room- just put him between the elk and the bear."

25/04/19 20:13:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

"Can I have a gander inside?"

25/04/19 20:02:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

"Hello driver, taxi for Swan? Great thank you. He would have called and booked it himself but he's a mute"

25/04/19 20:00:15

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4701Chris Halliwell

Remember it's mirror, cygnet manoeuvre.

25/04/19 20:01:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

"She won't get in the car because she's got a cob on."

25/04/19 20:00:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

- Oh what a lovely and graceful-looking bird you have there Beatrice, regal almost with his pure white feathers and long elegant neck. What's he called?
- Dave

26/04/19 4:55:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

"Chris Packham's house, please."

25/04/19 20:14:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1930Crunchy Chords

“Just wait 'til they see you…. Who's the ugly duckling now?

25/04/19 20:00:37

 
Joe Vote score: 1594Joe

‘Get thee to a swannery!’

25/04/19 23:54:25

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 237Charles Gilbert

Well it was good enough for the gander!

25/04/19 23:21:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4277Vivvy En

"Don't spare the horses, Jeeves. He's late for the ballet."

25/04/19 21:21:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

I'll never understand the rules of cricket.

25/04/19 20:14:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

"Thanks for delivering the replacement. I would give you a cheque, but I've lost my pen."

25/04/19 20:12:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2373James Lennox

"Wallet and watch and nobody gets hurt."

25/04/19 20:10:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

Taxi cob

25/04/19 20:00:07

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

“Swanage please driver.”

25/04/19 23:38:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2397Karyn Harrison

"Have you got room for a big bird?"

"Well I drove Hattie Jacques to the airport yesterday."

25/04/19 22:22:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Gloria is swanning off for the weekend.

25/04/19 20:39:47

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"Ok, you can get in the back, but listen! No necking .

25/04/19 20:25:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

"Where can we find the Black Swan?"

26/04/19 21:49:24

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 63Poxy Jock

Will this do to replace the "Spirit of Ecstasy"?

26/04/19 20:39:50

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

When she flips you the bird, she really flips you the bird.

26/04/19 0:34:05

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

The King’s kitchen staff panicked when several last minute guests were invited to luncheon.

25/04/19 23:41:06

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Mary was hard of hearing when her husband, asked bring me a packet of swan matches.

25/04/19 22:10:50

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Poultry in Motion

25/04/19 22:01:45

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Don't forget your turn cygnet.

25/04/19 21:58:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

''Swan is not amused.''

25/04/19 21:44:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9260Neil Mackenzie

She always travelled light and never had to Packard.

25/04/19 21:12:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

''There once was an ugly duckling.......''

''What are you singing?''

''It's my swan song.''

25/04/19 21:08:25

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Duck! Duck, goose!"

25/04/19 20:46:14

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"Well thank you driver. Now I know it's true, you can get anything to eat from Deliveroo."

25/04/19 20:30:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

"How things have changed since Cinderella's time...usually I'd transform this swan into a horse but I'm at a bit of a loose end..."

25/04/19 20:29:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5690Hercules Rockefeller

"Stop all that honking already!"

25/04/19 20:29:07

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

"Now I can't pay by conventional means."

25/04/19 20:26:30

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

Beryl driving with her swan in the car was a mute point in the village.

25/04/19 20:23:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

Swan Brake.

25/04/19 20:11:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Back-seat diver.

25/04/19 20:08:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

"He lives the life of Riley."

25/04/19 20:05:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

"Sorry love, I'm not having any cyg's in here"

25/04/19 20:03:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

"Sorry, she needs a swan leak"

25/04/19 20:01:56

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 93Madeline Charlton

"Are you going as far as Swansea ? "

25/04/19 20:01:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Swan wrestler

25/04/19 20:00:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Where there's a quill there's a way.

25/04/19 20:00:15

 
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