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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8502Chris Keegan

"So how often are these horrendous nose bleeds?"
- "About once a month"

29/07/19 20:09:36

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This kinda joking has to stop, PERIOD. --Greg Curtis
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

''Isn't that typical? You go for a coffee and when you get back some c*nt is sitting in your seat.''

29/07/19 20:04:15

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"

29/07/19 20:00:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

Pubic transport

29/07/19 20:48:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

''Can I sit next to you?''

''Yes, there's lots of womb.''

29/07/19 20:19:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9354Stephen Bean

Pok'er face

29/07/19 20:04:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Excuse me Miss, but your face looks familiar...?"

29/07/19 20:02:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

"What do mean you're pregnant? You only gave me a blowjob"

29/07/19 20:00:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrappy Doo

♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫
no he never returned ♫
and his fate is still unlearned … ♫♫

30/07/19 1:59:53

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It's many decades since I heard that song! --Molly R
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Some dickhead will try and get off with her

29/07/19 22:10:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5706C CaMel

Delayed Cervix.

29/07/19 21:22:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

I met her on Snatch.com

29/07/19 21:06:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9354Stephen Bean

"Call me a face to my c*nt one more time!"

29/07/19 20:05:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

"My boyfriend is a right dickhead"

29/07/19 20:00:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Not another Period Drama on the BBC.

29/07/19 21:06:35

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11613 Smuldo

Metro-Sexual.

29/07/19 20:31:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

Controversy ensued when the new facial recognition software identified this person as Donald Trump.

29/07/19 20:30:45

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Next connection...Fallopian Tube

29/07/19 20:18:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6589Hercules Rockefeller

Normally, Rosalie prefers the footlong when visiting Subway.

29/07/19 20:06:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3779Stu Dent

Mind the flap

29/07/19 20:02:14

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5592Paul Reeve

“Have you enjoyed tonight?”
“Yes I have , see you next Tuesday?”

29/07/19 22:49:35

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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18167Troompa Loompa

You can tell its the bullet train because they're flying the Japanese flag.

29/07/19 21:42:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

"What? You've never seen a hooded clitoris before?"

29/07/19 20:28:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

Invasion of the Snatch Snatchers

29/07/19 20:21:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

Sorry, but now I have to wonder what's between the legs.

29/07/19 20:17:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11557Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm getting off at Shepherd's Bush"

29/07/19 20:10:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

"Breath mint?"

29/07/19 20:03:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

She must be an MP for the Labia Party

29/07/19 20:01:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

Anon before the attack.

29/07/19 20:01:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3242Crunchy Chords

On her way to a fanny dress party.

29/07/19 20:00:08

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 492Charles Gilbert

Feed me Seymour! Feed me!

31/07/19 2:24:53

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

I have forgotten her nickname but had it on the tip of my tongue earlier.

30/07/19 12:40:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

She likes hot dogs, but they tend to make her fat. That's why she doesn't take them out of the wrapper.

30/07/19 10:34:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

He wants to kiss those lips but he doesn't know whether to ask to go up on her, down on her or eat her face.

30/07/19 9:37:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

She blushes every time she sees Willie, and he swells with pride. But she still thinks he's a prick.

30/07/19 9:28:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Virgin Trains test.

30/07/19 4:38:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9438Mr Dome

Do you have a ticket to ride?

30/07/19 3:42:49

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrappy Doo

This must be the red eye.

30/07/19 2:09:00

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrappy Doo

Too many cunts riding the subway.

30/07/19 1:52:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18167Troompa Loompa

Period Trama

29/07/19 23:19:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8502Chris Keegan

'The next stop will be Cock Fosters'

29/07/19 22:59:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5706C CaMel

Hasbro recall latest edition of Guess Who?

29/07/19 22:32:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5706C CaMel

Derek Acorah presents, Moist Haunted.

29/07/19 22:13:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20369John Glover

I think she's Brazilian.

29/07/19 21:41:04

 
stone face Vote score: 7502stone face

After Crimewatch released this photo of the suspected robber,Thankfully a member of the public fingered her.

29/07/19 21:24:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20369John Glover

Mary always wears this when about to start a period, then she goes train 'spotting'.

29/07/19 21:20:16

 
stone face Vote score: 7502stone face

Muff to do about nothing

29/07/19 21:18:24

 
stone face Vote score: 7502stone face

"I wish you'd stop fannying about."

29/07/19 21:16:31

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11613 Smuldo

"I've got a dicks-count ticket..."

29/07/19 20:40:01

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Next Stop - You're In The Hood.

29/07/19 20:29:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

Captioning had been quiet on Caption.me recently, until a photo of a woman with a face like a vagina came up, and then the Captioneers went crazy ... sickos.

29/07/19 20:26:56

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Well my mate felt guilty about his self flagellation addiction...I said it's ok mate ..no need to beat yourself up over it. --stone face
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

Shares of Beyond Meat are soaring. But don't let it go to your head, Ms. CEO.

29/07/19 20:25:18

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Sorry you will have to face me I can only lip read"

29/07/19 20:23:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

Don't make fun of her. She's just like any other pussenger.

29/07/19 20:22:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31494Tony Edwards

Bleeding between the lines.

29/07/19 20:14:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

''Why are you travelling by tube?''

''My vulva is having its MOT.''

29/07/19 20:14:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9354Stephen Bean

"Sometimes I don't think you see the real me."
"Course I do love, I was just admiring your hood."

29/07/19 20:07:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8502Chris Keegan

I'm only pleased she has her legs crossed, I can't stand people eating on the tube.

29/07/19 20:07:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"That's a nasty gash you've got on your face Madam..."

29/07/19 20:05:48

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Every woman hates train spotting.

29/07/19 20:04:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8502Chris Keegan

To be fair, it's hardly any wonder why she talks out of her arse all day long.

29/07/19 20:03:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

That corsage on her lapel looks ridiculous. She needs to be deflowered.

29/07/19 20:02:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9354Stephen Bean

The Great Train Rubbery

29/07/19 20:02:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

"Well, the surgery was painful and expensive, but I had to do something to keep him away from my arse"

29/07/19 20:01:19

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

"The name's Bond. Vag-a-bond.'

29/07/19 20:00:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3779Stu Dent

She only wanted her lips done

29/07/19 20:00:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

"Oh for God's sake! Anything but the Vulvazela!"

29/07/19 20:00:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3242Crunchy Chords

What women feel like when pervs take their picture on the Tube.

29/07/19 20:00:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11557Vanessa the Guesser

"Do you often come this way?"

29/07/19 20:00:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Alien spotted on London tube says: "I cum in peace"

29/07/19 20:00:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Anonypuss

29/07/19 20:00:04

 
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