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Park in my space again and I shall personally make sure you go to hell
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 11228Chris Keegan

'Park in my space again and I shall personally make sure you go to hell'

01/11/21 20:03:45

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9945Al Overy

'Happy...21st Birthday...love from...Dad X'

01/11/21 20:24:20

 
Tony S Vote score: 3808Tony S

"I said it needed a catalytic converter not a Catholic. "

01/11/21 20:08:20

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You could switch to the more common spelling of "catalytic convert*e*r", then double the pun with "Catholic convert*o*r". Suggestion only, feel free to ignore. --James Lennox
Al Overy Vote score: 9945Al Overy

"How much is that car worth now?"

"About £250,000... Or twice that with a full tank of diesel."

01/11/21 20:14:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5589Crunchy Chords

"... But if the exhaust is WHITE smoke..."

01/11/21 20:13:09

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"if the exhaust is WHITE smoke..." ...it will still be hot enough to ignite the dry brush and start an out of control wildfire. --Willie Johnson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6689Karyn Harrison

Il Papa era qui

01/11/21 20:41:05

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6371Tosser Wivlov

If I just spoil the paintwork we can ask for a discount.

02/11/21 0:26:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21177Stephen Bean

"But your eminence, what will the owner think when he finds out the Pope drew a giant penis on his car?"

01/11/21 20:13:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4298Mark Wilson

Enter the Omaze draw now for a chance to win the Vatican and this sports car

02/11/21 8:31:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27157Ian Skelding

"That looks like a diagram showing the relation between variable quantities, typically of two variables, each measured along one of a pair of axes at right angles."
"Yes, it's my Auto graph."

01/11/21 20:13:39

 
Abbie Sage Abbie Sage

Jesus let ME take the wheel

01/11/21 20:03:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13160Mr Dome

F*cking vandal

01/11/21 20:01:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7330Greg Curtis

"...He's drawing attention."

01/11/21 23:16:53

 
Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

"Right that's a vindaloo for you Charlie, who wanted the Korma?"

01/11/21 21:58:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

Pope My Ride

01/11/21 21:21:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12594Neil Mackenzie

Pope writes Get behind me Satan on the Diablo after ordering a Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut for his replacement Pope Mobile.

01/11/21 20:04:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5589Crunchy Chords

"It is a wonderful gift. I will bless it and autograph it and then, Cardinals, you must auction it off and use the money to help the poor."
"Yes, Holy Father. We'll... get right on that...."

01/11/21 20:00:14

 
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