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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8407Chris Keegan

"And that's why, at this point of every month, I start shouting at the two of you"

26/01/19 10:20:19

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James Lennox Vote score: 5325James Lennox

"Menstrual cycle - Mood. Do you understand now?"

26/01/19 9:26:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5325James Lennox

The problem has been the red pen. If we switch to a green one things will improve.

26/01/19 8:33:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8407Chris Keegan

"Sarah love, yes it's very pretty, but could you please just do the two coffees we asked for...."

26/01/19 8:31:59

 
stone face Vote score: 7442stone face

" So let me explain again Dad. The red line represents me slowing the car down before the pelican crossing. The blue line represents the policeman's increased speed when I hit him."

26/01/19 8:29:00

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It's been done on a crappy phone where I can just about see the script...So who gives a shite ..get a life my friend .. --stone face
The Wolf Vote score: 6971The Wolf

Bored meeting

26/01/19 8:00:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

Life's a pitch

26/01/19 9:40:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

"In conclusion, I think the treasure will be here. AT the top of Green Mountain".

26/01/19 9:22:23

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 484Charles Gilbert

"No, X does not represent 'the spot' Phil."

27/01/19 0:52:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

"Dave you idiot, it was clearly a sausage dog!"

26/01/19 9:59:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8997Dave Bryan

''Although sales have gone down, graphs have increased.''

26/01/19 8:13:34

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

"I know it doesn't make any sense, but the colours are pretty."

26/01/19 8:03:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"The red line denotes the drop in captions submitted since the grammar police joined caption me. The green line shows the estimated return of captions if the grammar police are found and secretly disposed of."

26/01/19 11:47:32

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 8997Dave Bryan

''It's very impressive but we've run out of toilet paper.''

26/01/19 8:32:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5325James Lennox

"So ... um ... yeah ... that's why you should hire me."

26/01/19 8:19:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Steffi, Graph

26/01/19 8:00:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3740Stu Dent

Men just love a girl with a nice graph

26/01/19 8:00:09

 1
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"This was when the coffee machine broke down".

28/01/19 12:56:34

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"As of today, we're officially bankrupt."

26/01/19 17:29:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

So as we can see the first rise is complements, followed by chocolates, then flowers. An offer of getting it on in the back seat of your car nosed dived followed by your offer of a dirty weekend in Brighton. However since you proposed and bought me the £100,000 engagement ring things are looking up.

26/01/19 15:51:20

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

"To sum up: red line Lord Sugar is sour, green line and Lord Sugar is sweet."

26/01/19 15:29:47

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Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrappy Doo

It's at the top of the opening. You literally can't miss it!

26/01/19 14:43:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"The red line shows your ability to do the job that we pay you for. The green line represents your replacement."

26/01/19 11:28:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8407Chris Keegan

"However, on reflection the business has been doing remarkably well"

26/01/19 10:02:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

"Let me take you to X-tasy."

26/01/19 10:01:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

'In future we'll play Monopoly.'

26/01/19 10:00:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

"Now a woman is in charge the green line is the predicted future performance."

26/01/19 9:49:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6971The Wolf

"Ok. Do you get it now? Because if not, I'm gonna flip"

26/01/19 9:49:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

Acute girl

26/01/19 9:40:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

The Appentice

26/01/19 8:53:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8997Dave Bryan

''The chief executive has threatened to cut our salaries by ten per cent, so I decided to make a stand.''

26/01/19 8:42:53

 
stone face Vote score: 7442stone face

"Will you please try and concentrate, and leave the sexual flirting out. I can clearly see you playing footsie with each other."

26/01/19 8:35:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

"So I'm hoping that with more time spent on captions next week, my number of votes might improve"

26/01/19 8:23:53

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Thanks to you two, as shown on this graph, we've finally seen an increase in the number of people who attend these meetings."

26/01/19 8:23:52

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"From this graph, it is abundantly clear that we're almost completely out of red markers."

26/01/19 8:20:45

 
stone face Vote score: 7442stone face

"As you can see, this chart represents the patients erectile dysfunction. The red line before taking the new viagra pill, the blue line after.
Now I need one volunteer to come in the other room to test the new pill."

"Excuse me will you be helping in the experiment?"

"Yes, I will be giving you a hand."

Leans and whispers "It's a fight to the death then mate!!"

26/01/19 8:20:39

 5
Jeezus ..when was the last time you had a shag????? --stone face
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3201Crunchy Chords

“It's just a standard V vs T graph, velocity vs time, and if we integrate to find the area under the curve we should be able to know the exact position of Raheem Sterling at any given moment.”

26/01/19 8:11:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8997Dave Bryan

Photograph

26/01/19 8:03:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3740Stu Dent

Very interesting, but it doesn't explain why I am not drinking Tea

26/01/19 8:00:54

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Boredroom

26/01/19 8:00:52

 
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