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"Is it me or is it chilli in here?"

16/11/22 12:17:59

“Do you ever pee in the bath??”
- "Yep, carrot too!”

16/11/22 13:16:53

Tea was always fun in Tony Hart's house

16/11/22 12:01:50

Of Rice and Men

16/11/22 12:00:18

The Chuckle Broth-ers

16/11/22 12:33:18

Bathmati rice

16/11/22 12:17:05

Who says you can’t have fun with cat diarrhoea?

16/11/22 12:00:12

Bill and Uncle Ben the Basmati Men.

16/11/22 16:31:40

"Hey Dave. Pilau is on her way here. Shall we have a threesome? You know how much of a slag she is! Can you imagine what Uncle Ben would say? Oh, I'm so drunk!"

16/11/22 12:14:57

They're enjoying playing with their meat 'n' two veg

16/11/22 12:09:21

Happy Meal

16/11/22 12:01:06

"Good to get the winner late on, but the pitch was a disgrace."

16/11/22 13:05:49

"Do you have pea in your stew?"
"I do now."

16/11/22 12:15:29, edited: 16/11/22 12:27:03

“And then I told the aubergine that he looked like a willy!”

16/11/22 12:00:19

Their bliss was short-lived. Martin had to watch while his rice wife was devoured one spoonful at a time. Her screams and pleas for mercy haunted his few remaining minutes of life.

16/11/22 12:00:14