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Tom and Dave think its bloody hilarious nobody can go out clubbing anymore!
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

Tom and Dave think it's bloody hilarious nobody can go out clubbing anymore!

26/10/20 12:00:08

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7252Hercules Rockefeller

"This is my significant otter."

26/10/20 12:00:37

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"These days you can identify as anything you like and if we say we're otters that's what we are!" --Karyn Harrison
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

These puns are getting sealier and sealier.

26/10/20 12:28:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

"At least we've stopped blubbering."

26/10/20 13:13:27

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"How about that? I got to sing a duet with Ce-lion Dion!"

26/10/20 15:17:03

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 394Ellen Duncalf

”Well Sal, when I bat my lashes like this I’m just the cutest, so he tosses me the biggest, most succulent sardine every time.”
”He hasn’t smelt your breath though, has he?

26/10/20 12:52:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5190Karyn Harrison

"I bet you twenty squid I can pull Heidi Klum."

"Hahahahaha. You're on!"

26/10/20 12:21:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13141Stephen Bean

♫ You picked a fine time to leave me Lu-seal ♫

26/10/20 12:12:27

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1857Karen Oakenfull

They loved my joke about the walrus and the prostitute.

27/10/20 16:47:57

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 394Ellen Duncalf

Sealine Dion smashed 'my heart will go on' at Saturdays karoke session.

26/10/20 21:13:03

 
Sam Bo Vote score: 28Sam Bo

Bill and Ted had been laughing constantly since the beginning of 2020.

26/10/20 18:47:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2162Al Overy

"These sea lions are here to judge the tap dancing competition. If it likes you, the lion will clap."

"And if it doesn't?"

"Lion'll blare."

26/10/20 12:11:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Twinnipeds

26/10/20 12:09:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

🎵 Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey 🎵

26/10/20 12:05:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7140Glyn Evans

"Hark, the Herald Angels sing..."
"No, no, no, no!!! Shut up, it's not Christmas, it's not even Halloween yet"

26/10/20 12:00:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 704Charles Gilbert

Feeeeeeelers. Nothing more than feeeeelers.

27/10/20 2:36:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 704Charles Gilbert

You know you have approval when...

27/10/20 2:35:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

🎵Seal you, seal me, seal it for always..

26/10/20 21:08:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11220Neil Mackenzie

No! If I’d known he was going to take a picture, I would of had a shave.
Oh stop blubbering and just smile.

26/10/20 17:37:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

"These puns on caption.me are too much!"

26/10/20 15:58:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Approval of Seal

26/10/20 15:51:08

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 835alexandra ball

It was a blind date but we get on that well, it's got the seal of approval.

26/10/20 14:08:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6748Vivvy En

Mwah, mwah... Seals with a kiss

26/10/20 12:45:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

"Hey you two, did you know there's a song called I am the Walrus sung by the Beatles."

26/10/20 12:43:40

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

"Heidi,hi"

26/10/20 12:35:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

Seals love a good threesome.

26/10/20 12:34:56

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

Soon after a kiss arose.

26/10/20 12:30:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13141Stephen Bean

♪ Come on ladies, come on ladies,
One pound fish, one pound fish, one pound fish,
Very very good, one pound fish,
Very very cheap, one pound fish ♪

26/10/20 12:15:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"We're off to fin girls cave."

26/10/20 12:11:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13141Stephen Bean

♪ Just one cod-netto…

26/10/20 12:05:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15406Dan Nicholls

Ron Seal, does what it says on the fin. Ha!

26/10/20 12:03:05

 
Molly R Vote score: 2279Molly R

Seal of approval.

26/10/20 12:01:53

 
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