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	Bumming a ride 04/06/19 11:03:44	11

	clever -"Mine tells me my heart rate, blood pressure and BMI. It's also a step counter, a route planner and weather predictor. What does yours do?" -"Moob support" 27/03/19 9:07:35	11

	'Mummy's purse will be safe here.' 17/01/19 20:07:18	11

	Thinks 'So much better than a car window' 13/01/19 20:49:58	11

	He's hoping this style will take off 06/01/19 8:03:50	11

	Where there's muck there's ass 30/11/18 8:04:34	11

	No need to stop - you're being waved through. 05/11/18 12:03:48	11

	Party pupa 29/08/18 9:47:06	11

	A bug's wife 16/12/17 13:58:48	11

	Dressed to kill 18/05/17 13:45:59	11

	clever 'The greedy cow can go without her Milk Tray,' thought Eddie. 11/04/17 21:40:32	11

	Rooms with a hue 08/10/16 13:54:53	11

	Sales slump 04/10/16 20:00:20	11

	lol 'It looks like your nan's going for a number two.' 10/09/16 8:09:30	11

	Little house on the dairy 30/11/23 20:08:53	10

	"He's not so bad...you just have to butter him up a bit" 14/11/23 12:01:56	10

	"My driving test...? Yeah, sailed through." 01/11/23 13:41:25	10

	He identifies as a zebra 20/10/23 12:03:26	1 10
crossing dresser? --C CaMel
	clever "Your Hippy Meal, Mr Gulliver." 22/09/23 20:38:38	2 10
Does that come with coke and a straw? --Karyn Harrison
	"Will it come with a box?" 02/09/23 13:13:55	10

	'I am NOT their best friend anymore' 26/05/23 8:02:33	10

	"There's mortar this than meets the eye." 16/04/23 20:03:34	10

	The Cold Bill 12/03/23 20:11:36	10

	"Dave, your shoelace is undone." 28/11/22 8:18:24	10

	The Rolo Spider is known to be scared of cooling trays but look here: A rack no phobia. 11/07/22 8:22:53	1 10

	clever "Fetch the dog, there's a good ball." 08/05/22 14:01:49	1 10

	lol Robert Palmer's backing group still unapologetic for turning you on 31/03/22 8:03:37	10

	...and now he's my Mum 28/12/21 12:02:09	10

	She wasn't so happy when the very hungry caterpillar found her 12/12/21 8:09:28	10

	Sh!t happens 18/07/21 20:41:08	10

	creative Anne of Green Stables 11/06/21 12:00:16	10

	"I see the old bag's split." "That's no way to talk about Melinda, we're still on friendly terms." 05/06/21 8:58:35	10

	"That was wonderful, Larry my love. Now I think I'll go and run you a nice, HOT bath." 13/04/21 20:12:04	10

	"Oh, for God's sake. It's SHOULDERS next, then knees..." 01/04/21 20:06:20	10

	It was knitted for me by my nanny 31/03/21 20:27:08	10

	It was nasty. They were bruts. 20/03/21 20:26:35	10

	That moment when you realise you didn't want to 'Send To All' 30/10/20 20:49:28	10

	Eating dis order 30/10/20 8:30:46	10

	"Doesn't it make a nice change from picnics, this eating out to help out?" 19/09/20 16:09:01	10

	No dumping 02/09/20 20:00:37	10

	I don't think it's fair that our parents get to watch the match and leave us folding the laundry 13/08/20 21:00:33	10

	"Elementary, Watson. This is the home of a bent copper." 17/07/20 8:25:25	10

	"Dave, how's the home schooling going?" 05/06/20 8:52:47	1 10
Break time & Dave's having a rest & the kids are off to the staff room for a fag. --Woofer 6
	clever "Shall I be mother?" 02/06/20 12:18:35	10

	lol That's the last time I do a Joe Wicks workout 06/04/20 22:03:26	10

	"Thank you, yes I do have a fine pair of thighs, don't I, monsieur?" 17/02/20 16:43:32	10

	Melody can play any tune off the top of her head 28/01/20 11:06:32	10

	When I asked her who the father was she clammed up 18/01/20 8:17:48	10

	Give us a push 16/11/19 12:03:26	10

	I think it needs a hug 06/11/19 8:52:11	10

	That's novel - a bird trying to pull Dave 31/05/19 12:30:21	10

	"We'll get you out, mate...Don't fret" 18/04/19 8:24:02	10

	lol 🎵 Dove don't live here anymore 🎵 07/04/19 18:39:59	10

	Tweetie Bye 07/04/19 13:17:10	1 10

	That's definitely not somewhere I'd keep my banana 10/02/19 20:19:33	10

	"I'll just stop for a snack, then I'll carrion." 20/11/18 20:06:36	10

	The race was on. No-one likes being late for bingo. 08/06/18 21:01:31	10

	It always makes people smile 13/05/18 21:01:08	10

	lol She doesn't comb here often 12/05/18 16:47:32	10

	She used to be all fingers and thumbs... it's no longer a problem 24/02/18 22:01:10	10

	Arm chair 30/08/17 20:56:24	10

	Which one's Prince Charmin? 27/04/17 20:14:07	10

	Tripli Kate 02/04/17 9:14:41	10

	Cool! No plugs, cables or batteries. Someone should have invented this ages ago. 09/03/17 9:52:17	10

	"Mummm! Look what the cat's dragged in..." 20/11/16 20:15:16	10

	"He's always trying to outshine his brother" 19/10/16 21:33:58	10

	Ian was very proud of his big pecker 13/09/16 21:16:18	10

	🎵 You'll never walkies alone... 28/02/24 8:08:23	9

	"So many people hit it yet I could park a Double Decker there." 09/02/24 20:27:27	9

	"It'll soon be over," soothed Julia. "Then I'll prepare you a nice, hot bath." 12/01/24 12:27:27	9

	Tina liked to give them a good blow. 07/01/24 8:10:05	9

	For richer or pourer? 29/10/23 8:48:49	9

	"I'd like you to sit back, relax and then tell me the first thing that comes into your mind..." -"Pineapple" 27/10/23 12:37:45	9

	Rifle butt 14/10/23 12:04:28	9

	"Blimey! It's hot. I'd really like a mastiff Neapolitan ice cream." 09/09/23 8:25:25, edited: 09/09/23 8:33:40	4 9

	If nobody answers, please dial 666 28/06/23 12:07:08	9

	"Is it all four one or one four...ah feck knows," muttered the Musketeers. (Nod to 12:05:55?) 25/03/23 12:25:50, edited: 25/03/23 12:38:26	9

	Tiger's game has gone to pot 20/02/23 8:20:05	9

	Dressed to chill 04/01/23 12:11:49	9

	"OUR car, Sweetie. Not next door's." 04/01/23 8:06:27	9

	"I suppose we could climb over it." 07/12/22 20:55:19	4 9
This is a true story: Years ago I regularly ran with a group of about 10-15, mostly guys, starting at and ending a running shoe store. On one run we came to a 8-10 foot high fence with a gate and padlocks on the gate. One by one the guys climbed o... --Willie Johnson
	'Hm, it doesn't say whether it's okay to add a rubber duck, or not' 23/09/22 13:32:23	9

	"It's scratchy, Sharon, and so will I be if you don't remove it immediately." 02/07/22 8:36:16	9

	"Look after my drink, would you? Just gonna nip to the lamppost." 11/06/22 8:13:34	9

	Celebrity Gossip After a wild night out Pillsbury Dough Boy found wasted. 29/05/22 20:21:50	9

	Tiddler on the roof 24/02/22 12:56:49	9

	Soap opera 14/02/22 8:01:06	9

	Musical chair lifts 01/11/21 12:00:40	9

	"I told you, mate, you use too much aftershave." 28/07/21 20:22:25	9

	"Mother says we have to return to the convent" 08/01/21 12:04:40	9

	"HEY! Get your hands off my beloved. You'll damage the paintwork." 01/12/20 20:33:10	9

	"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest lamppost is, please?" 28/11/20 11:37:49	9

	It was really tricky calculating exactly how much the repair would cost. So far, at least ten packets of chewing gum. 11/07/20 13:23:16	9

	"Turn over, ladies, I also play the bazookas." 19/03/20 8:27:56	1 9
Some day lady you'll accompany me. --Scrijjy Doo
	Seconds later the bloke behind knocked her chair and she went arse over tit 21/01/20 8:07:01	9

	'Hmm, I bet it's full of carp' 20/10/19 10:12:53	9

	Blooming anarchist 14/10/19 20:38:02	9

	"Old man, would you like me to help you cross the road?" 17/02/19 10:18:48	9

	"We were victims of a property slump" 11/02/19 21:12:02	9

	He must be going to Bury 03/08/18 9:35:45	1 9
Beat me to it --Dan Nicholls

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last comments (total: 305)

Congratulations Vivvy, terrific caption - loved it.

Stephen Bean

02/10/23
10:17am

comment on caption:
"...and that is why you should regularly clean and thoroughly dry your belly button." [Vivvy En]

I thought it was a polecat dancer.

[anon]

09/10/23
9:02am

comment on caption:
For a change lap cat goes out dancing [Vivvy En]

crossing dresser?

C CaMel

20/10/23
2:09pm

comment on caption:
He identifies as a zebra [Vivvy En]

A Victim of... Coleslaw'ter.

[anon]

15/01/24
10:53am

comment on caption:
"Oh, calm down! You're getting yourself into a stew." [Vivvy En]

"Oh Dear... Is that Worse than "Tape' Worms?"

[anon]

04/02/24
10:59pm

comment on caption:
For decoration only. If consumed, may cause thread worms. [Vivvy En]

They are GRRR-E-A-A-A-A-T!

[anon]

11/02/24
5:04pm

comment on caption:
They're the cat's pyjamas [Vivvy En]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the highway...

[anon]

13/03/24
8:32pm

comment on caption:
Council requires photographic evidence to stem flood of pothole damage claims [Vivvy En]

"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March."

James Lennox

15/03/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" [Vivvy En]

"If you wanna pull my udder,
you've got to make sure we're not burnt ends,
Standing in a field forever,
The boredom never ends"

Oh hold on, they're bulls...were all the Spice Girls secretly male? 🤔