He has a gamboling addiction

10/09/20 20:08:56

"Young people and their bloody phones, he hasn't even noticed his Horse has refused that jump."

10/09/20 20:32:22

He suffered a nazi fall

10/09/20 20:06:18

At the end of his Riverdance career, Michael Flatley is released into the wild.

11/09/20 8:50:32

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Swastika Guy!

10/09/20 21:15:09

Upwardly mobile

10/09/20 20:06:52

"thanks for your caption!" and he was walking on air.
Zero votes brought him back down to Earth.

10/09/20 20:38:51

The lengths you've to go to to get a signal.

10/09/20 20:24:14

Jumping Jack Flash, he’s got gas, gas gas. pharrrp!

10/09/20 20:10:37

Sam Beckett had no idea where his next leap might take him.

10/09/20 20:10:34

Dave accidentally turned his love egg up to 11.

10/09/20 20:04:12

"We shall shortly be landing. Please do not unfasten your seat belt until the plane has come to a complete halt"

10/09/20 20:00:55

Live streaming your abduction

10/09/20 20:00:20

Dave can do amazing things as long as he has his inhaler.

10/09/20 20:00:13

As it was Tim's first day as a mobile phone tester, he wanted to hit the ground running.

10/09/20 22:13:01

It would be easier to just wear the MAGA cap.

10/09/20 21:20:06

What do you know, it's true. The closer you get to the sun, the bigger your shadow really does appear.

10/09/20 20:06:39

Gamers reacted differently to the rapture than non-gamers.

11/09/20 4:04:52

Bruv is in the air.

10/09/20 20:50:12

♬ I'm walking in the air

10/09/20 20:23:02

"This will be a great action shot for my online dating profile," thought Super Mario.

10/09/20 20:00:47

♪ Ernie.. And he drove the fascist milk cart in the west.. ♪

10/09/20 20:00:19

"I voz never a Nazi. I voz only surveying borders. (Of ze field!)"

Thu 20:13:45

The outdoor socially distanced air guitar championships got off to a flying start.

11/09/20 15:42:19

"Come in Enterprise - Yes Scotty is definitely pissed that he didn't get shore leave"

10/09/20 21:57:43

The Swastika of Music

10/09/20 21:16:53

The Ascent of Man

10/09/20 21:05:32

"Darling, I've just come from the bank, it would seem my ambition is running too high"

10/09/20 20:59:40

Jonathan's girlfriend has just told him to take a running jump.

10/09/20 20:55:09

When it comes to breaking a leg there's aways that shadow of doubt.

10/09/20 20:49:19

The Ditch Hiker's Glide to the Galaxy

10/09/20 20:47:55

Hanging on the telephone

10/09/20 20:38:20

The last second of his life was actually pretty cool. It was the hitting the ground part that spoiled it.

10/09/20 20:30:55

♬ I'm flying without wings

10/09/20 20:29:27

Sam flung

10/09/20 20:26:44

''I must stop eating Nimble bread.''

10/09/20 20:19:29

As Dave took a pleasant stroll in the countryside, the last thing he expected to encounter was Lewis Hamilton driving a bulldozer.

10/09/20 20:16:56

It's that Aled Jones again.

10/09/20 20:09:31

Counting men is much better than counting sheep, it's incredibly effective because men are so boring.

10/09/20 20:05:05

Chris Packham takes Springwatch to new heights during lockdown.

10/09/20 20:03:22

''I think we need to lengthen this long jump pit.''

10/09/20 20:02:59

Spring in the air

10/09/20 20:01:50