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Vivvy En Vote score: 4263Vivvy En

"Would someone please lay the table?"

11/08/19 14:12:11

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 181Lee Hauxwell

Table cervix

11/08/19 15:18:28

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 109Anna Caddy

Nice legs, shame about the face.

11/08/19 18:09:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3481Stephen Bean

The teak shall inherit the oeuf.

11/08/19 17:16:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Knotty but nice.

11/08/19 12:01:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

There are some who think Halle Berry's acting in Gothika was a bit wooden.

11/08/19 23:36:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4448C CaMel

Luckily for her, her husband's extended.

11/08/19 19:06:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4448C CaMel

Finger food

11/08/19 18:36:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20797Ian Skelding

A chip off the old block.

11/08/19 13:19:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4448C CaMel

Images of my vagina surface online.

11/08/19 18:38:22

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2686GeeDee

For God's sake Albert Stop playing with your food I get the hint that you want sex tonight!!

11/08/19 14:17:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

Stick Man's other half appears in the Readers' Wives section of Fiesta magazine.

11/08/19 14:04:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8603Vanessa the Guesser

"Are you sure you're a doctor?"
"Yes, I'm a tree surgeon."

11/08/19 13:49:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6865Mr Dome

Eggs, sausage, bacon, mushrooms, gash brown

11/08/19 12:42:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

I wood.

11/08/19 12:15:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6865Mr Dome

I asked for fried eggs with a muffin

11/08/19 12:08:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

The Woodentops were horrified when Jenny posed for Penthouse.

11/08/19 12:03:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Table Dennis

11/08/19 12:00:07

 
Mike Walsh Vote score: 17Mike Walsh

I thought tit eggs would be a lot smaller than that.

13/08/19 23:33:06

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 651Sam Cass

I'vard munch about this work of art!

13/08/19 19:04:54

 
larry G. Vote score: 1298larry G.

Remembering Woodstock

11/08/19 19:26:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9258Neil Mackenzie

I said can you varnish the table not garnish.

11/08/19 18:21:19

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 932Scrunchy Doo

The food looks amazing.

11/08/19 18:06:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4448C CaMel

I made this using a 70s recipe, couldn't see the plate.

11/08/19 18:06:27

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 645Carey Sutton

He's stiff as a board

11/08/19 17:24:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19179John Glover

"It would never have lived love, it's eyes are too far apart."

11/08/19 14:41:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36353Welsh Rarebit

"Odd'dourves anyone?"

11/08/19 14:21:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2289Stu Dent

Hot off the bench press

11/08/19 13:31:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8603Vanessa the Guesser

Dinner Lady

11/08/19 13:00:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5504Glyn Evans

"I stole your plate and took a picture. Ha!"

11/08/19 12:50:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4671Dave Bryan

Fortunately, the eggs are funny side up.

11/08/19 12:42:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20797Ian Skelding

Distressed wood

11/08/19 12:35:54

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 932Scrunchy Doo

You idiot, I said, "Feed your face," not "Face your feed."

11/08/19 12:26:13

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 932Scrunchy Doo

Shock and Gnaw

11/08/19 12:22:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29599Tony Edwards

Breakfast at Tiffanny's

11/08/19 12:21:52

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 932Scrunchy Doo

Plates and napkins are extra.

11/08/19 12:16:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

Breakfast Dinah

11/08/19 12:15:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 282Willie Johnson

Someone just took a shelfie.

11/08/19 12:13:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3240The Wolf

"Will somebody please dress the table, customers are getting offended"

11/08/19 12:13:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

Naked lunch

11/08/19 12:11:45

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 91Madeline Charlton

I don't have a wooden heart...

11/08/19 12:08:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

Bon appe-tit!

11/08/19 12:06:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3481Stephen Bean

Egg doners

11/08/19 12:00:47

 
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