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Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Sharon, I think we've cured his constipation."

12/07/21 20:00:56

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S'kids for you! --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"...and you say this was one of the happier times in your childhood", said Anon's counsellor.

12/07/21 20:48:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"Dad wasn't so happy when I was sick on the log flume and it blew back in his face."

12/07/21 20:33:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

"Dad, are we having fun yet?"

12/07/21 20:11:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Daniel, I've just got a text to say your Granny died. Not my Mum, Mummy's Mum. HERE WE GO..."

12/07/21 20:08:51

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Pedantic editing suggestion, but I reckon it would flow better without the second "just". --James Lennox
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4886Crunchy Chords

My dad called it a "Log Flume", but I called it "What a Sh*t Feels Like Whilst Being Flushed".

12/07/21 20:00:21

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"I'm sorry Mr Jones but we are going to have to have a word when we get back to the school . It's not that Timmy is really upset on the ride but the fact you started the ride with 3 kids."

12/07/21 20:54:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Isn't this great son? Did I mention they have live crocodiles in the pool at the bottom?"

12/07/21 20:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

At times like this you wish your Dad was Italian, so that he'd get hold of the back of your shirt to stop you falling out.

13/07/21 6:59:25

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"Good news,I found my other glasses, they were infront of my eyes"

12/07/21 22:35:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''I wish I hadn't eaten all those funnel cakes.''

12/07/21 20:01:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

Normally a huge fan of log flumes, little Terry's experience was ruined by the kidnapper.

12/07/21 20:00:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Stopping short and smashing his bollocks into the back pack between his legs in 3, 2, 1...
and his son just laughed.....

13/07/21 8:27:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

Caption's log

13/07/21 8:04:19

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2090Karen Oakenfull

He doesn't know it just yet, but a disgruntled staff member has fitted an ejector seat in the back.

12/07/21 23:13:48

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

The National Paedos convention this year will be held at Thorpe Park

(no I am not going).

12/07/21 21:52:29

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I would be more worried if you said your were coming --Mr Dome
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Timmy would have a fear of thumbs for the rest of his life.

12/07/21 21:14:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

If only they had worn their seatbelts.

12/07/21 21:13:19

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

holding hhe baby sister up to get a good photo wasn't the best idea.

12/07/21 21:02:23

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

I know I said we could get a few grand like the little German girl if you cried having lost the football last night but you can stop now my royalties for 3 lions has come through says David Baddiel.

12/07/21 21:00:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

If that's was me I'd be fluming.

12/07/21 20:59:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Down shit creek without a paddle.

12/07/21 20:53:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

"Yay! Now on the way out through the souvenir shop let's buy a 'World's Greatest Dad' cup!"

12/07/21 20:52:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

All the fun of the scare.

12/07/21 20:49:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

Dave loved combining his three favourite things: Theme park rides, scaring kids, and getting blowjobs from midget nuns.

12/07/21 20:46:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

According to the accident report, the adult, not wearing a safety harness, logged out just three minutes into the ride.

12/07/21 20:36:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

Everyone called him 'Dave the crazy theme park engineer'. But he insisted on involving his family when it came to checking track repair work.

12/07/21 20:25:40

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

Unfortunately because of the photo taken on this ride, Ron's Mrs was going to see his bad fathering skills

12/07/21 20:23:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Everybody loves TwigletWorld®.

12/07/21 20:18:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Oh, stop being such a flake."

12/07/21 20:16:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"He's afraid of water and chose Legoland originally. But f-ck it, I love water rides and at the end of the day, I'm the chaperone for the make a wish foundation"

12/07/21 20:16:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Poor kid, the ride looked so exciting he couldn't resist having a go. He was like a moth drawn to a flume."

12/07/21 20:09:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"Dad, I don't think the chocolate Yule logs are going to sustain the impact..."

12/07/21 20:08:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"I suppose it's now a Russian Log."

12/07/21 20:08:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"Dad"
"Yes son"
"Now I know why it's called a log flume, I've just done one in me pants"

12/07/21 20:05:51

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

When mummy saw the photo she was absolutely fluming

12/07/21 20:03:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''Don't worry, son. Going down the chute is as easy as falling off a log.''

12/07/21 20:02:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

"CHUTE!!!"

12/07/21 20:01:44

 
Molly R Vote score: 2950Molly R

"Get a grip, kid! I don't believe in seat belts - or motorcycle helmets, or drink-drive limits, or facemasks, or social distancing..."

12/07/21 20:00:06

 
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