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Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1964Craig Eddsenior

"OK I'm shining the torch where I want you to shoot it with a tranquilizer"

12/09/22 7:04:39

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

I said it was a mistake to put them so close to the bats.

12/09/22 10:00:36

Vivvy En Vote score: 10708Vivvy En

"He wouldn't take that jumper off so I washed it with him still in it."

12/09/22 7:37:07

vincent hefter Vote score: 1024vincent hefter

This new equipment suits him down to the ground. Well, almost.

12/09/22 7:16:15

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27032Stephen Bean

Yoga Bear

12/09/22 7:00:07

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1964Craig Eddsenior

Meet our new Panda... Hang-Hang.

12/09/22 7:00:40

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27032Stephen Bean

"If you think that's impressive you should've seen him bend those bars with his bear hands!"

12/09/22 7:00:26

Stu Dent Vote score: 5620Stu Dent

Bearobics

12/09/22 7:00:10

Tony Edwards Vote score: 36448Tony Edwards

He's in for a long stretch.

12/09/22 9:32:25

Kate B Vote score: 2092Kate B

'Gimme a T'

12/09/22 7:04:15

Tony S Vote score: 6130Tony S

The breeding program at the zoo failed when the panda turned out to not be well hung.

12/09/22 7:04:07

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1964Craig Eddsenior

T bear

12/09/22 7:03:45

James Lennox Vote score: 12568James Lennox

Pandas only ovulate once a year, so let's make the most of it.

12/09/22 7:02:42, edited: 12/09/22 7:05:25

Greg Curtis Vote score: 8010Greg Curtis

Bearly Holding On

12/09/22 10:33:44

brian davies Vote score: 139brian davies

I am not leaving Bristol Zoo

12/09/22 8:49:55

Dot Old Vote score: 2011Dot Old

Bamboozling!

12/09/22 7:13:15

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1964Craig Eddsenior

Zookeepers are bamboozled at her antics

12/09/22 7:03:14, edited: 12/09/22 7:03:25

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 704Nigel Marshall

Kung Foo Foo Panda

12/09/22 7:00:43

John Mann Vote score: 47John Mann

Who moved the pool?

12/09/22 18:42:00, edited: 12/09/22 18:45:55

David  Michael Vote score: 328David Michael

And then one day I thought, "What the hell, I'm endangered anyway".

12/09/22 16:24:08

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6094Scrijjy Doo

"Today, you will be with me in bearadise."

12/09/22 13:04:35

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

And that's why it's difficult to get them pregnant in captivity.

12/09/22 9:56:53

Paul Wharton Vote score: 200Paul Wharton

Turned out the new climbing frame was ex-panda-ble.

12/09/22 9:51:45

Tony Edwards Vote score: 36448Tony Edwards

Chi Chi Cheeky monkey

12/09/22 9:47:58

Ethy Vote score: 2705Ethy

Stop staring and get me down; I have got a splitting headache.

12/09/22 7:39:18

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 704Nigel Marshall

“One of the stranger dogging sites we came across”

12/09/22 7:26:56

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27032Stephen Bean

Pandare to be different

12/09/22 7:24:33

Tony S Vote score: 6130Tony S

"I gave in and got a jungle gym."
"You always panda to those kids."

12/09/22 7:17:31

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13864Neil Mackenzie

He was a well hung Panda but he was struggling to attract a Mate.

12/09/22 7:12:42

Kate B Vote score: 2092Kate B

Some hooligans dressed in black and white have been causing a nuisance at the park. We’ve restricted access for some and pandanother.

12/09/22 7:04:44, edited: 12/09/22 7:05:04

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1964Craig Eddsenior

She's showing us her bald pie... Sorry I mean piebald.

12/09/22 7:01:54, edited: 12/09/22 7:02:33

Dot Old Vote score: 2011Dot Old

Pandamonium

12/09/22 7:00:49

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