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Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

"...and so I said 'OK princess...but look...no tongues'"

06/09/19 10:36:50

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

“So she came home and found me watching spawn again.”

05/09/19 20:42:56

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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3731Lucky Elperro

The vets thermometer was always a bit of a shock.

05/09/19 21:36:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

"...and then Boris said, 'We will leave on October 31st'..."

05/09/19 20:14:39

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

"Sara, Cover your legs, we're in France."

05/09/19 21:13:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''Where are they having the party?''
''Lily's pad.''

05/09/19 20:45:38

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

"With a mouth like that, you could be a spawn star."

05/09/19 20:31:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

Time for a bit of male ponding.

05/09/19 20:05:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2582James Lennox

"Ribbit."
"RIBBIT!"

05/09/19 20:00:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2582James Lennox

"I just took a crap on a fungus."
"What type of fungus was it?"
"A toadstool."
"HA HA HA!"

05/09/19 20:02:55

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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

🎵 So Hoppy Together 🎵🎵

06/09/19 2:08:28

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C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

No fly zone.

05/09/19 20:11:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12890Dan Nicholls

It would be Weis-Er if they kept their mouths shut while Bud was on holiday.

05/09/19 22:40:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

"Anyway enough frivolity, I really must be off."
"Well I've really enjoyed our natter, Jack."

05/09/19 21:03:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

After all those endless repeats of The Natural World on BBC2 Philbert and Flo were laughing all the way to the riverbank.

05/09/19 20:53:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"She says all my ex-girlfriends are poisonous."

05/09/19 20:31:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

🎵 Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain we'll never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together

05/09/19 20:03:47

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

"And I would hop 500 miles..."

06/09/19 6:02:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6207Chris Keegan

"Frog marched into this bloody situation they said....like we have a choice?"

05/09/19 23:35:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9316Neil Mackenzie

Froghorn

05/09/19 22:20:15

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

"Why are you laughing? The croak's on you!"

05/09/19 22:15:07

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3731Lucky Elperro

Close your move you loon. You'll get yourself kermitted.

05/09/19 21:34:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

Wanna make a rainbow connection?

05/09/19 21:33:31

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 111Madeline Charlton

Nigel Farage and Bojo in a standoff...

05/09/19 21:03:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

"So I said to Meghan's estranged sister, kiss me and I'll turn into a handsome prince, and guess what?"
"What?"
"She almost snogged the bloody life out of me."

05/09/19 20:56:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

-"...and I said 'No, princess, I won't snog you'."
-"Oh, you're all mouth and no trousers."

05/09/19 20:51:23

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

“So, gorgeous, what’s your name?”
“Fanny. Fanny Mouth.”

05/09/19 20:46:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

Frogstitutes

05/09/19 20:45:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"Friday's our date night. We call it 'toad-in-the-hole'."

05/09/19 20:42:13

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

🎵 Have I toad you lately that I love you..🎵

05/09/19 20:39:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''Should we go fishing?''

''We can't without a Kermit.''

05/09/19 20:26:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2582James Lennox

"I told you not to eat that dragonfly."

05/09/19 20:21:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"I try to reassure her I'm happy not being a prince anymore, but she still thinks amphibian."

05/09/19 20:17:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''You don't look so good.''
''I think I'm going to croak it.''

05/09/19 20:12:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

"The girlfriend proposed to me today, it is leap year after all."

05/09/19 20:12:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

Happy hoppers

05/09/19 20:10:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

"PMSL"
"Quick, find the croakroom."

05/09/19 20:10:13

 
Mark England Vote score: 15225Mark England

"Ahem. Sorry I've got a human in my throat"

05/09/19 20:09:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

“Did you remember to get the condoms?”
“ Yes, ribbit for your pleasure.”

05/09/19 20:08:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

"Welcome to tonight's Top of the Pops, and at number 15 this week it's Chas and Dave with 'Ribbit'!"

05/09/19 20:08:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"The honeymoon's in Paris but we're not worried. We plan to drink so much we'll be legless."

05/09/19 20:05:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

Although they laughed about it, Jane was embarrassed that Sarah looked better in an identical party outfit.

05/09/19 20:04:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''What's for dinner?''
''Toad in the hole.''

05/09/19 20:03:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2582James Lennox

"That's easy for you to say."

05/09/19 20:00:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

“How many times do I need to tell you two? You don’t need to come to the dentist”

05/09/19 20:00:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

"So I said to my mum, 'Prorogation? I'd rather go back to being a frog than face that sort of sh*t.'"

05/09/19 20:00:15

 
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