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"You're not quite selling it, Nigella. Can you lick your finger or something?"

18/07/21 9:07:38

''Alternatively, if you can't be arsed, ring the Chinese for a takeaway.''

18/07/21 9:31:04

"These families often had to contend with poorly vented smoke, but that was nothing compared to the enormous, cartoonish mice that lived in the walls."

18/07/21 16:24:12

"Today I'm going to make a Cottage Pyre."

18/07/21 8:52:19

"..and then, basting well every half hour, burn your witch on a high setting."

18/07/21 8:25:56

"Today I'm following a recipe from King Alfred's cookbook."

18/07/21 8:19:13

''Darling, you can take your mother out of the oven now. I think she's done in.''

18/07/21 8:17:13

Delia Smithy

18/07/21 8:00:09

Life isn't a fairytale, as Hansel and Gretel discovered the hard way.

18/07/21 8:03:49

"This doesn't feel right. Something's Amish."

18/07/21 8:01:55

Contrary to popular belief, the Amish do actually use some modern technology. Here we see a Samsung Note 6 being put to good use.

18/07/21 8:49:04

Cooking the books

18/07/21 10:10:00

In the olden days cremations were often done at home.

18/07/21 10:41:03

"So is this what it's like in the middle ages?"

"Cheeky get! Am only 35."

18/07/21 10:05:48

"Of course, being 'in the world' is not the same as being 'of the world', as Little Jimmy behind me here has found out."

18/07/21 8:46:54

Home on the range

18/07/21 8:35:26

It was this long, I've seen donkeys with smaller ones.

18/07/21 14:17:18

"Take a dozen eggs .... then run like hell before the farmer catches you ... then

18/07/21 13:40:16

Love that home cooking.

18/07/21 9:49:10

The people here in Norfolk are very friendly, I took this picture to show they don’t have six fingers on each hand.

18/07/21 9:44:49

Cooking Mama

18/07/21 8:43:09

Little Housefire on the Prairie.

18/07/21 8:27:01

"Dave I have done the dressing up for you expeimented with S&M but taking a photo and sending it in to be captioned is a step too far."

18/07/21 8:22:49

Betty Crackpot

18/07/21 8:14:20

It looks like she's got a 'hun in the oven'.

18/07/21 8:12:21

"I'm telling you Colonel Sanders this secret recipe will make your chicken taste great."

18/07/21 8:08:23

"From Beatrix Potter's Cookbook I'll be making her famous Peter Rabbit Stew as well as Mrs Tiggy-Winkle Roly-Poly..."

18/07/21 8:07:24

© Arsonist Bill Rockwell

18/07/21 8:05:39

Home maid soup..

18/07/21 8:04:43

"And then we would remove the girls head and use it as a fire guard."

18/07/21 8:03:46