Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?"

08/05/19 8:09:53

"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message"

08/05/19 8:10:57

creative

Outside line

08/05/19 8:00:26

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 8:24:57

"Suicide watch? Your service sucks. I jumped 45 minutes ago."

08/05/19 8:12:31

"Hello is that BT?, It's about this roaming thingy , I can only go about five feet..."

08/05/19 8:04:03

Public speaking

08/05/19 8:14:33

Curb Caller

08/05/19 8:00:08

Back in the day, it was much more difficult to submit captions.

08/05/19 18:43:43

Yes I have a complaint but i want to speak to someone higher up

08/05/19 8:04:36

“Ok Doris, you can come back inside now, but no more farting”

08/05/19 8:00:24

"Sorry love, it's not a very good signal but I've moved outside, is that any better?"

08/05/19 8:09:14

Cold callers

08/05/19 8:00:06

True to their word, when Susan started in telesales she was told that if she stuck at it, she would eventually go out on the road.

08/05/19 8:59:53

"Good morning madam, and Huawei today?"
"I need a top up"

08/05/19 8:29:33

"BT?, I'd like to report a missing toilet cubicle."

08/05/19 8:19:03

The spy who wouldn’t come in from the cold.

09/05/19 5:15:47

"No sorry, this is the wrong Windows helpline."

09/05/19 1:13:10

Cynthia Payne first worked in Amsterdam

08/05/19 17:02:37

"Yes I'm in my office, I'm not allowed to run a business from home."

08/05/19 11:08:35

After jumping from the window with the stolen dumbbell, Betty started doing bicep curls to intimidate the member of staff. Thankfully though, her dress was caught on a screw before she jumped and the Police quickly apprehended her.

08/05/19 11:05:37

"Can you hear me NOW?"

08/05/19 10:39:39

I remember windows dial-up too

08/05/19 9:17:04

Call girl.

08/05/19 8:14:27

One in five pedestrians admit to having been distracted by their phone.

08/05/19 8:10:18

"Now that you mention it, I'm honestly not sure if my refrigerator is running or not."

08/05/19 8:05:19

When her mother in law asked if she could make a phone call, Heather was happy to oblige.

10/05/19 21:12:21

“Ffs Albert, give her the bloody door key to let me in!”

08/05/19 23:20:59

"Why yes, *I am* a random stranger who just happened to be walking past - how could you possibly have known?"

08/05/19 17:46:46

"Hello Madam, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses. I've tried knocking your door, but..."

08/05/19 12:03:39

Window shopping

08/05/19 9:26:10

McDonald's walk-through

08/05/19 9:00:12

''Why don't you mind your own business? I don't have a problem being a commuter.''

08/05/19 8:54:10

"No! I don't want double glazing."

08/05/19 8:47:46

Game of phones

08/05/19 8:30:03

"Hello? Yes, it's Warwick's mum. We want two Happy Meals please."

08/05/19 8:17:15

Stalk Talk.

08/05/19 8:12:29

Wow, the VR in the new Windows is really something to call home about.

08/05/19 8:08:13

It would be another 40 years before technology would catch up Edna's idea of using her phone to hail a ride on the street.

08/05/19 8:07:32

Hi street

08/05/19 8:06:27

''Thanks for dropping me a line.''

08/05/19 8:05:30

Inventor of the first mobile phone.

08/05/19 8:00:39

Street talker

08/05/19 8:00:27

BT phone home

08/05/19 8:00:21