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Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?"
08/05/19 8:09:53
"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message"
08/05/19 8:10:57
Outside line
08/05/19 8:00:26
Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.
08/05/19 8:24:57
"Suicide watch? Your service sucks. I jumped 45 minutes ago."
08/05/19 8:12:31
"Hello is that BT?, It's about this roaming thingy , I can only go about five feet..."
08/05/19 8:04:03
Public speaking
08/05/19 8:14:33
Curb Caller
08/05/19 8:00:08
Back in the day, it was much more difficult to submit captions.
08/05/19 18:43:43
Yes I have a complaint but i want to speak to someone higher up
08/05/19 8:04:36
“Ok Doris, you can come back inside now, but no more farting”
08/05/19 8:00:24
"Sorry love, it's not a very good signal but I've moved outside, is that any better?"
08/05/19 8:09:14
Cold callers
08/05/19 8:00:06
True to their word, when Susan started in telesales she was told that if she stuck at it, she would eventually go out on the road.
08/05/19 8:59:53
"Good morning madam, and Huawei today?""I need a top up"
08/05/19 8:29:33
"BT?, I'd like to report a missing toilet cubicle."
08/05/19 8:19:03
The spy who wouldn’t come in from the cold.
09/05/19 5:15:47
"No sorry, this is the wrong Windows helpline."
09/05/19 1:13:10
Cynthia Payne first worked in Amsterdam
08/05/19 17:02:37
"Yes I'm in my office, I'm not allowed to run a business from home."
08/05/19 11:08:35
After jumping from the window with the stolen dumbbell, Betty started doing bicep curls to intimidate the member of staff. Thankfully though, her dress was caught on a screw before she jumped and the Police quickly apprehended her.
08/05/19 11:05:37
"Can you hear me NOW?"
08/05/19 10:39:39
I remember windows dial-up too
08/05/19 9:17:04
Call girl.
08/05/19 8:14:27
One in five pedestrians admit to having been distracted by their phone.
08/05/19 8:10:18
"Now that you mention it, I'm honestly not sure if my refrigerator is running or not."
08/05/19 8:05:19
When her mother in law asked if she could make a phone call, Heather was happy to oblige.
10/05/19 21:12:21
“Ffs Albert, give her the bloody door key to let me in!”
08/05/19 23:20:59
"Why yes, *I am* a random stranger who just happened to be walking past - how could you possibly have known?"
08/05/19 17:46:46
"Hello Madam, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses. I've tried knocking your door, but..."
08/05/19 12:03:39
Window shopping
08/05/19 9:26:10
McDonald's walk-through
08/05/19 9:00:12
''Why don't you mind your own business? I don't have a problem being a commuter.''
08/05/19 8:54:10
"No! I don't want double glazing."
08/05/19 8:47:46
Game of phones
08/05/19 8:30:03
"Hello? Yes, it's Warwick's mum. We want two Happy Meals please."
08/05/19 8:17:15
Window box.
08/05/19 8:12:36
Stalk Talk.
08/05/19 8:12:29
Wow, the VR in the new Windows is really something to call home about.
08/05/19 8:08:13
It would be another 40 years before technology would catch up Edna's idea of using her phone to hail a ride on the street.
08/05/19 8:07:32
Hi street
08/05/19 8:06:27
''Thanks for dropping me a line.''
08/05/19 8:05:30
Inventor of the first mobile phone.
08/05/19 8:00:39
Street talker
08/05/19 8:00:27
BT phone home
08/05/19 8:00:21
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