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Stu Dent Vote score: 2834Stu Dent

Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?"

08/05/19 7:09:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4759Vivvy En

"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message"

08/05/19 7:10:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6279Dave Bryan

Outside line

08/05/19 7:00:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3330Karyn Harrison

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 7:24:57

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Is she on the parallel line? --Dave Bryan
James Lennox Vote score: 3671James Lennox

"Suicide watch? Your service sucks. I jumped 45 minutes ago."

08/05/19 7:12:31

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11226 Smuldo

"Hello is that BT?, It's about this roaming thingy , I can only go about five feet..."

08/05/19 7:04:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5328Stephen Bean

Public speaking

08/05/19 7:14:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2834Stu Dent

Curb Caller

08/05/19 7:00:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2410Crunchy Chords

Back in the day, it was much more difficult to submit captions.

08/05/19 17:43:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7898Mr Dome

Yes I have a complaint but i want to speak to someone higher up

08/05/19 7:04:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5040The Wolf

“Ok Doris, you can come back inside now, but no more farting”

08/05/19 7:00:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7328Chris Keegan

"Sorry love, it's not a very good signal but I've moved outside, is that any better?"

08/05/19 7:09:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5040The Wolf

Cold callers

08/05/19 7:00:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7328Chris Keegan

True to their word, when Susan started in telesales she was told that if she stuck at it, she would eventually go out on the road.

08/05/19 7:59:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9597Vanessa the Guesser

"Good morning madam, and Huawei today?"
"I need a top up"

08/05/19 7:29:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21035Ian Skelding

"BT?, I'd like to report a missing toilet cubicle."

08/05/19 7:19:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9602Neil Mackenzie

The spy who wouldn’t come in from the cold.

09/05/19 4:15:47

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

"No sorry, this is the wrong Windows helpline."

09/05/19 0:13:10

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

Cynthia Payne first worked in Amsterdam

08/05/19 16:02:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19665John Glover

"Yes I'm in my office, I'm not allowed to run a business from home."

08/05/19 10:08:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5040The Wolf

After jumping from the window with the stolen dumbbell, Betty started doing bicep curls to intimidate the member of staff. Thankfully though, her dress was caught on a screw before she jumped and the Police quickly apprehended her.

08/05/19 10:05:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5834Greg Curtis

"Can you hear me NOW?"

08/05/19 9:39:39

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

I remember windows dial-up too

08/05/19 8:17:04

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Call girl.

08/05/19 7:14:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2410Crunchy Chords

One in five pedestrians admit to having been distracted by their phone.

08/05/19 7:10:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5994Hercules Rockefeller

"Now that you mention it, I'm honestly not sure if my refrigerator is running or not."

08/05/19 7:05:19

 
Doug McGrave Doug McGrave

When her mother in law asked if she could make a phone call, Heather was happy to oblige.

10/05/19 20:12:21

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

“Ffs Albert, give her the bloody door key to let me in!”

08/05/19 22:20:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22369Michael Winner

"Why yes, *I am* a random stranger who just happened to be walking past - how could you possibly have known?"

08/05/19 16:46:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37828Welsh Rarebit

"Hello Madam, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses. I've tried knocking your door, but..."

08/05/19 11:03:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30293Tony Edwards

Window shopping

08/05/19 8:26:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30293Tony Edwards

McDonald's walk-through

08/05/19 8:00:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6279Dave Bryan

''Why don't you mind your own business? I don't have a problem being a commuter.''

08/05/19 7:54:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30293Tony Edwards

"No! I don't want double glazing."

08/05/19 7:47:46

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

Game of phones

08/05/19 7:30:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9597Vanessa the Guesser

"Hello? Yes, it's Warwick's mum. We want two Happy Meals please."

08/05/19 7:17:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5806Glyn Evans

Window box.

08/05/19 7:12:36

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Stalk Talk.

08/05/19 7:12:29

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Wow, the VR in the new Windows is really something to call home about.

08/05/19 7:08:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2410Crunchy Chords

It would be another 40 years before technology would catch up Edna's idea of using her phone to hail a ride on the street.

08/05/19 7:07:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5328Stephen Bean

Hi street

08/05/19 7:06:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6279Dave Bryan

''Thanks for dropping me a line.''

08/05/19 7:05:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5328Stephen Bean

Inventor of the first mobile phone.

08/05/19 7:00:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6279Dave Bryan

Street talker

08/05/19 7:00:27

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37828Welsh Rarebit

BT phone home

08/05/19 7:00:21

 
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