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Stu Dent Vote score: 1620Stu Dent

Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?"

08/05/19 8:09:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3918Vivvy En

"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message"

08/05/19 8:10:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3576Dave Bryan

Outside line

08/05/19 8:00:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 8:24:57

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Is she on the parallel line? --Dave Bryan
James Lennox Vote score: 1423James Lennox

"Suicide watch? Your service sucks. I jumped 45 minutes ago."

08/05/19 8:12:31

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10727 Smuldo

"Hello is that BT?, It's about this roaming thingy , I can only go about five feet..."

08/05/19 8:04:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2263Stephen Bean

Public speaking

08/05/19 8:14:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1620Stu Dent

Curb Caller

08/05/19 8:00:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1656Crunchy Chords

Back in the day, it was much more difficult to submit captions.

08/05/19 18:43:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6278Mr Dome

Yes I have a complaint but i want to speak to someone higher up

08/05/19 8:04:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1865The Wolf

“Ok Doris, you can come back inside now, but no more farting”

08/05/19 8:00:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5167Chris Keegan

"Sorry love, it's not a very good signal but I've moved outside, is that any better?"

08/05/19 8:09:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1865The Wolf

Cold callers

08/05/19 8:00:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5167Chris Keegan

True to their word, when Susan started in telesales she was told that if she stuck at it, she would eventually go out on the road.

08/05/19 8:59:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7711Vanessa the Guesser

"Good morning madam, and Huawei today?"
"I need a top up"

08/05/19 8:29:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20330Ian Skelding

"BT?, I'd like to report a missing toilet cubicle."

08/05/19 8:19:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8981Neil Mackenzie

The spy who wouldn’t come in from the cold.

09/05/19 5:15:47

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 205Generic RedHead

"No sorry, this is the wrong Windows helpline."

09/05/19 1:13:10

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1985Trace Sarge

Cynthia Payne first worked in Amsterdam

08/05/19 17:02:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18697John Glover

"Yes I'm in my office, I'm not allowed to run a business from home."

08/05/19 11:08:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1865The Wolf

After jumping from the window with the stolen dumbbell, Betty started doing bicep curls to intimidate the member of staff. Thankfully though, her dress was caught on a screw before she jumped and the Police quickly apprehended her.

08/05/19 11:05:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

"Can you hear me NOW?"

08/05/19 10:39:39

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 406Zak Toby1998

I remember windows dial-up too

08/05/19 9:17:04

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 698Spycenwolf

Call girl.

08/05/19 8:14:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1656Crunchy Chords

One in five pedestrians admit to having been distracted by their phone.

08/05/19 8:10:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5412Hercules Rockefeller

"Now that you mention it, I'm honestly not sure if my refrigerator is running or not."

08/05/19 8:05:19

 
Doug McGrave Doug McGrave

When her mother in law asked if she could make a phone call, Heather was happy to oblige.

10/05/19 21:12:21

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 846Karen Oakenfull

“Ffs Albert, give her the bloody door key to let me in!”

08/05/19 23:20:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21442Michael Winner

"Why yes, *I am* a random stranger who just happened to be walking past - how could you possibly have known?"

08/05/19 17:46:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35086Welsh Rarebit

"Hello Madam, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses. I've tried knocking your door, but..."

08/05/19 12:03:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28965Tony Edwards

Window shopping

08/05/19 9:26:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28965Tony Edwards

McDonald's walk-through

08/05/19 9:00:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3576Dave Bryan

''Why don't you mind your own business? I don't have a problem being a commuter.''

08/05/19 8:54:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28965Tony Edwards

"No! I don't want double glazing."

08/05/19 8:47:46

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1985Trace Sarge

Game of phones

08/05/19 8:30:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7711Vanessa the Guesser

"Hello? Yes, it's Warwick's mum. We want two Happy Meals please."

08/05/19 8:17:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5291Glyn Evans

Window box.

08/05/19 8:12:36

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 698Spycenwolf

Stalk Talk.

08/05/19 8:12:29

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 698Spycenwolf

Wow, the VR in the new Windows is really something to call home about.

08/05/19 8:08:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1656Crunchy Chords

It would be another 40 years before technology would catch up Edna's idea of using her phone to hail a ride on the street.

08/05/19 8:07:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2263Stephen Bean

Hi street

08/05/19 8:06:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3576Dave Bryan

''Thanks for dropping me a line.''

08/05/19 8:05:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2263Stephen Bean

Inventor of the first mobile phone.

08/05/19 8:00:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3576Dave Bryan

Street talker

08/05/19 8:00:27

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35086Welsh Rarebit

BT phone home

08/05/19 8:00:21

 
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