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Hi xxx (best make your comments anonymous at the moment), I guessed whoever had done the caption hadn't seen Dave's caption and loved the way you used the idea in a different way. I think Dave was unlucky not to get more votes though and wished ... --Stephen Bean
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Is that an Airplane in your bottle? --Guideaux .
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13/02/20 22:53:41 |
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23/08/17 20:40:55 |
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Hahaha, yes petal ;D xx --Karen Oakenfull
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After that he was Hob gobbling. --John Glover
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“There once lived a gardener from Leeds…”Who's garden was overgrown and full of grass and reeds.He bought a new strimmer to make things look trimmerBut could now see Leeds so things were grimmer!! --Phil Swan
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16/07/23 8:18:46 |
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28/04/22 8:14:59 |
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She doesn't want to be "late". --Willie Johnson
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24/11/20 3:09:57 |
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17/09/20 8:27:17 |
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And she has a tight skirt. --Willie Johnson
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04/03/20 17:06:17 |
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Seriously, made me laugh out loud. Late captions are often sadly underrated. --James Lennox
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Brilliant caption! --Michael Winner
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01/07/16 4:40:50 |
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I agree! Didn't see it until now, but you showed how a later-entry can get votes quickly, IF the caption is brilliant, as yours is. Congrats! --Greg Curtis
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01/01/22 20:13:31 |
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Love this one, I think 'brother' could have added to the caption. But ,hey, three other captioneers liked it as it is. --John Glover
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Or you said you weren't having an affair and the shorts and shoes she found under the bed are actually yours, so you have wear them to prove it. --Troompa Loompa
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So obscure. Love it :) --James Lennox
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He didn't really mean it. He was just a little wound up.
3:11am
comment on caption:
“Hey Tommy go get the crank.”
“But I thought your girlfriend was on vacation?”
How they laughed. [Karen Oakenfull]
I've given this a vote but think it would garner more votes if you removed the 'as a retirement gift from the hospital management' bit. It's just not needed.
8:55pm
comment on caption:
Janet could barely contain how thrilled she was to be presented with a special sanitised velvet mask storage box. [Karen Oakenfull]
So obscure. Love it
10:27pm
comment on caption:
“This?”
“Nope.”
Almost 36 years later and still no joy for Bono. [Karen Oakenfull]
😬it really looks like one. This pic makes me think of MiB.
5:29am
comment on caption:
“Wasn’t that a great match folks?…Now it’s competition time folks… Just dial 6565 555 6565….
…that’s 6565 555 6565.. if you can Spot The Loser’s Missing Eyeball! Zoom in for a chance to win $500 and a trip t Hello? We have someone on line one….” [Karen Oakenfull]
It’s a twist on an old joke that some of you might remember?
1:51pm
comment on caption:
I went on my first blind date last night, we decided to go for a meal at the new French restaurant that had just opened. She had frog’s legs and chicken breasts but I didn’t stay long enough to comment on her personality. [Karen Oakenfull]
Presumably it's Nan Made fibres then.
12:48pm
comment on caption:
“My nan made it for me.” [Karen Oakenfull]
I've completely lost my appetite for cake.
7:44am
comment on caption:
If you go to Hull University to study chiropody, the initiation from fellow students isn’t that bad….just eat the cake and so long as the nail isn’t still attached to a recently amputated toe, you won’t notice it. If you aren’t so lucky, (according to a friend) it just tastes a bit like a chewy undercooked black and green furry chicken wing. And that’s it! [Karen Oakenfull]
Oh she's the same as me then. The Council owns mine though, once a year they just send a bloke round with a strimmer.
8:51am
comment on caption:
A lot of women don’t realise the implications involved if they go unshaven for even just a year. My misses didn’t shave ever, and now her hairy nether regions belong to the National Trust. She can’t even tidy it up a bit without getting permission from the Forestry Commission. Nightmare.
[Karen Oakenfull]
🤣 pmsl
6:01pm
comment on caption:
A lot of women don’t realise the implications involved if they go unshaven for even just a year. My misses didn’t shave ever, and now her hairy nether regions belong to the National Trust. She can’t even tidy it up a bit without getting permission from the Forestry Commission. Nightmare.
[Karen Oakenfull]
For more wonderful Fanny photos, don't miss Chris's new website, "X-Captions.me".
2:49pm
comment on caption:
Here’s the last known photo of the wonderful Fanny, managing to escape from the circus at last after 36 years. All thanks to a stolen Bicycle. In 10 minutes she’d be at the place where her secret boyfriend would be picking her up in his truck.
She had no idea that in 5 minutes, the tyres would release inbuilt fireworks before her being ejected 40ft in the air, surrounded by confetti and streamers, to the sound of a marching band.
She had no idea it belonged to a clown.
The circus paid for destruction of the nearby college.
[Karen Oakenfull]