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A Jackie Mason Joke.
7:00am
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Joe wasn’t impressed when he found out that ‘haute cuisine’ translated means, ‘No food’. [Karen Oakenfull]
Who's garden was overgrown and full of grass and reeds.
8:10am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
He bought a new strimmer to make things look trimmer…..
8:23am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
But all he did was to spread the seeds.
8:33am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
“There once lived a gardener from Leeds…”
Who's garden was overgrown and full of grass and reeds.
He bought a new strimmer to make things look trimmer
But could now see Leeds so things were grimmer!!
8:35am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
😂😂😂
8:38am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Please no more puns, his heart pleads.
8:49am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
You started it! 🥳
8:51am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
... who's only desire was to please.
She would not cut the grass- 'tho it gave her a rash-
So she always wore skirts of thick tweed.
8:58am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
😂 Are you sitting in your library smoking a pipe and wondering if winning the lottery was such a good thing after all anon?
9:29am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]