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I was hoping to leave active service but it appears the army have me over a barrel.
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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

I was hoping to leave active service but it appears the army have me over a barrel.

10/05/20 23:34:36

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

It’s quite rare to see a man of this calibre.

10/05/20 20:41:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

After listening to Boris Johnson's speech, Dave was determined to get to work without using public transport.

10/05/20 20:00:08

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

.....and finally sir, are you concealing any weapons?

10/05/20 23:12:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

Tank Top

10/05/20 20:00:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you really, really, really pleased to see me?"

10/05/20 20:43:46

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

Coat of arms.

10/05/20 20:35:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"My doctor says I have turrets syndrome."

10/05/20 20:07:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

Dad's barmy

10/05/20 20:13:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Prank Commander

10/05/20 20:06:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

Captioneers finally catch up with Anon

10/05/20 20:03:42

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Yes, ages ago. Why don't we do some of the Morrison dancin'? - Hey anony anony? :-) --Glyn Evans
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Join the Army. Just don't get fired.

10/05/20 20:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Hang fire

10/05/20 20:21:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"The recruiter said I'm going places."

10/05/20 20:02:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

"I must be going, but tanks for everything."

10/05/20 20:01:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6086Greg Curtis

"Discharged? Sort of; more like I was fired."

11/05/20 0:21:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

I always said that lad needed a rocket up his arse

10/05/20 22:52:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Bazooka Joe

10/05/20 21:27:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

A barrel of laughs

10/05/20 20:39:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"Where's Malcolm?"
"I don't know, probably getting tanked up somewhere."

10/05/20 20:27:51

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

Ben, Sherman

10/05/20 20:24:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

"Wow, are you guys that annoyed just because I posted a caption within five seconds?"

10/05/20 20:10:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

This photo was taken with a Canon.

10/05/20 20:06:06

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11579 Smuldo

Splatoon

10/05/20 20:05:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

World Shoplifting Champion

10/05/20 20:05:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

"We Royal Marines are known as the Tip of the Spear."

10/05/20 20:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

A Boom with a View

10/05/20 20:52:41

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"I said to him the Tiger was better than the Sherman and he went ballistic."

10/05/20 20:30:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

"I see that Dave's beginning to come out of his shell"

10/05/20 20:23:19

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

Armed Farces

10/05/20 20:19:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Fool Metal Jacket
Nod to 20:03:41

10/05/20 20:03:46

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Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

Russia claims to have successfully teleported men to the other side

12/05/20 11:24:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

🎵 I believe I can fly 🎵

11/05/20 12:36:57

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Come on lads fun's over I'm due in Church in an hour.

11/05/20 10:47:30

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

Special Forces for dummies.

11/05/20 9:37:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

The caption doctors have succeeded in isolating and quarantining "How will I recognize you", "He's right behind me isn't he", "I meant to do that" and the superglue caption. We can all sleep better at night knowing that those caption repetitions will not be infecting the normal discourse for this picture.

11/05/20 8:32:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Top Gun

11/05/20 6:50:14

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

Art Illery.

11/05/20 3:37:19

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

We will bite them on the beaches.

10/05/20 23:38:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Now Branson wants a bailout for Virgin Galactic.

10/05/20 23:34:50

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

The end of the war was a time to lay down weapons.

10/05/20 23:18:51

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

Sun off a gun.

10/05/20 23:14:50

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

At least it wasn't the panzer division.

10/05/20 22:43:58

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

You look a right tanker.

10/05/20 22:12:36

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

You sure this is the quickest way to leave the army

10/05/20 22:11:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

Sartorially Challengered

10/05/20 21:38:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Ben Sherman

10/05/20 21:26:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

I'll be back.

10/05/20 21:21:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

I shall return.

10/05/20 21:20:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"Wasn't he messing around with that tank commanders girlfriend?"
"I wouldn't have thought so, she was well out of his range."

10/05/20 21:14:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Track suit

10/05/20 21:02:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

As a sufferer of Tourette's Syndrome I find a certain caption here highly offensive, and I'd like its author to know, f*ck! Shit! Mother f*cken bitch arse!

10/05/20 20:54:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Bob's always been a bit of a tanker.

10/05/20 20:49:41

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"Well you might have anti-tank missiles, but meet our uncle tank missile."

10/05/20 20:41:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Dr Tankinspine

10/05/20 20:35:44

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

"Now I'll ask you one last time, do I really have to join the queue?"

10/05/20 20:30:52

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Dating in Tiananmen

10/05/20 20:26:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

David Attenborough sneaks up on the combat.

10/05/20 20:24:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

He's made a rod for his own back.

10/05/20 20:24:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Dave was prone to being a bit silly sometimes.

10/05/20 20:21:43

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

His life had one draw back

10/05/20 20:19:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

"That's the last time I'm buying a cheap holiday from teletext"

10/05/20 20:15:30

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

When you can't blame it on the dog.

10/05/20 20:14:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Photo leaked from British Airways suggest flights to Spain will maintain social distancing.

10/05/20 20:11:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

♪ That's Neat, That's Neat, That's Neat,
That's Neat. I really love your Tiger pleat ♪

10/05/20 20:08:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

We ask howitzer did he get there?

10/05/20 20:05:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Full Mettle Jacket

10/05/20 20:03:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

Blow me off

10/05/20 20:03:03

 
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