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Message to Al. Thank you for you edit suggestion. Before I decide, I just want to say that the initial intention was to just write the first line, assuming everyone/most people know the limerick and people thinking or remembering what comes next is supposedly what may cause a chortle or two. The one I know is:
There once was a gardener from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Loads of grass, grew round his arse
And now he’s covered in weeds.
Should I write the original as I know it, or add your version which I think is funnier or shall I leave it as it is. If it’s worth changing to make it funnier, please let me know Al and also what others think possibly.
3:55pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Fair enough, Caption Author. Leave it how it is. I'd never heard it before and improvised.
4:42pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Kathleen, 'ass' rhymes better if you're from north of Watford Gap. :)
4:44pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
That’s because you are a quick witted clever little Devil our Al. I still don’t know what to Kathleen said to write ass instead of arse but I don’t know which limerick she means. I’ll see If I can find her.
4:48pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
I say “arse” though?😳
I never ever imagined that those would be my first words to you our Kathleen. Can we not let this affect our friendship?
4:54pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Thank you Al xxx
7:31pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Love this theme, Cap Auth, but wonder if a more specific story might get more votes. I've offered one but feel free to reject, I'm voting for your original anyway
6:53pm
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When asked about his heroism during the glue factory explosion, Dave replied "Has anyone got any solvent to get this prick off my back?" [Karen Oakenfull]
Thanks James. That’s much better. I love this edit suggestion option. I’ve written a lot of captions that have the idea, but a re-write can make the world of difference. Plus you learn more about creating better captions.
8:11pm
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When asked about his heroism during the glue factory explosion, Dave replied "Has anyone got any solvent to get this prick off my back?" [Karen Oakenfull]
Is it a Shotgun Wedding, then... or, "Matr AMO ny?"
3:11am
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“No bridesmaids then?” [Karen Oakenfull]
I think the one in the middle looks a bit like Alvin Stardust.
8:38am
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I see Shawaddywaddy are still doing the rounds. [Karen Oakenfull]