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What kind of fish are you?  Dont tell him, Pike.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''What kind of fish are you?''

''Don't tell him, Pike.''

14/05/20 8:04:31

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If you do...WE're ALL DOOMED. --Woofer 6
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

“I say we call him Huckleberry.”

14/05/20 11:32:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''You did great there, Tommy. The man up the road hasn't caught anything.''

14/05/20 8:00:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

"You think fishing is boring? In ninety years time it will be one of the only things you're allowed to do. And whilst everyone is enjoying fishing, we will be walking around our gardens raising money for something that doesn't exist yet"

"Shut up Tom, you really do talk sh*t sometimes"

14/05/20 8:35:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

The Bass Street Kids

14/05/20 8:00:06

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''Was the fish happy when you caught it?''

''No, it was gutted.''

14/05/20 8:12:05

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

And 50 years later his Great Grandson still fishes that same road.

14/05/20 8:01:10

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

“Anyway, enough chat, I’ve got to ride my bike up a steep hill and deliver some bread now.”

14/05/20 11:40:35

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And bye the way when i said about poaching a fish I meant cooking it. --Woofer 6
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"So which school do you come from?"

14/05/20 8:00:22

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

Fish and small fries

14/05/20 11:28:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

For those of you looking at this black and white photograph, the fish is a red herring.

14/05/20 9:21:01

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

I should have been at school so I guess Ma will serve it with a can of whoop ass.

14/05/20 13:49:55

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

"If we all take it in turns carrying home, then we can have fish fingers tonight"

14/05/20 8:12:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

"Dad says one day most of us will be married to an old trout."

14/05/20 8:03:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''What is it?''

''I don't know. A government statistician gave it to me.''

''Well, that accounts for the fishy smell.''

14/05/20 9:09:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

From humble beginnings, little Billy Birdseye would one day rise to the rank of Captain.

14/05/20 9:05:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

"Let this be a lesson boys. If a fish swallows your ring, don't use your finger to get it out."

14/05/20 8:46:16

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"Well back then kids grew up fast. That's your Grandpa, in the photo, holding the fish..... Talking to his five children.

14/05/20 8:22:41

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

Here's a photo of my little son bream..

14/05/20 8:15:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"I caught it in the road. If you don't believe me I'm going to sit next to this road every day until I catch another. I bet I won't have to wait long."

14/05/20 8:11:30

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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

After catching his first fish ever, J.R. Hartley was hooked.

14/05/20 8:09:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

Superglue. Even back then it was funny.

14/05/20 14:49:09

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

Sure Tommy helped me, it was his worms that bagged him.

14/05/20 13:18:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"You nicked that from the fishmongers."
"Didn't."
"Did, Tom Sawyer."

14/05/20 12:59:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

"Typical. I caught one of those novelty slippers shaped like a trout"

14/05/20 12:32:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"Cod you pay attention, lads? I've got this fish out of water. Watery going to do?"
It was a tench situation.

14/05/20 11:22:24

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

Back then we didn't have any hard drugs. the most addictive thing to do was fishing. Here's a clip from a government information film, explaining how ,even after one go , you can get hooked.

14/05/20 11:05:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

You see this big fish? You could catch fish like this if you had a fishing rod.
How much is a fishing rod?
£5, and I just happen to have five left.
Now we’re going to catch some fish.
No you need a reel.
How much is a reel?
£5, and I just happen to have five left.
Now we’re going to catch some fish.
No you need some line, hooks and floats.
How much are them?
£5, and I just happen to have five left.
Now we’re going to catch some fish.
No you need bait, and the best bait is worms. I’ve got five spades at £5 each.
Moral of the story, catching Idiots is a lot easier than catching fish.

14/05/20 10:10:27

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

Fish fingers

14/05/20 9:24:22

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

“You might have the biggest fish Tommy, but when we are back to school and in the showers, you will be back to having the littlest one.”

14/05/20 9:14:24

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Might be little now, but when he gets a girlfriend, don't worry. it'll grow on her. --John Glover
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

Soon after this photo they were attacked by a rival gang and four boys were badly beaten up and the fish got battered

14/05/20 9:11:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

Right, which one of you c*nts knows how to make chips?

14/05/20 9:03:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

Poor, fish

14/05/20 9:03:29

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

When I said poach a fish I meant cooking it.

14/05/20 9:00:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Prior to Amazon things available online were somewhat limited.

14/05/20 8:44:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

A scene from Blackburn, photo taken 10/05/2020.

14/05/20 8:40:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

"Yuck, really? Girls are awful."

14/05/20 8:33:00

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how awful? --Woofer 6
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"What d'ya think, lads...Mad Dave will give us all a Curly Wurly if we catch these and chuck 'em in the road."

(Nod to other road fishers)

14/05/20 8:32:10

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

“Your such a show off Dave junior, your always fishing for compliments.”

14/05/20 8:29:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

"Tonight, we eat Sushi!"

14/05/20 8:25:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

"Right, listen up, lads. I'm only saying this once. This is how you eat for a whole day."

14/05/20 8:07:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''If any of you kids has got an empty belly, this fish will fillet.''

14/05/20 8:03:23

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

I remember growing up staring at this photo. My dad would say 'That's where your Grandaddy taught all his mates how to fish'.
So one day I thought, am going to that road, and am gonna catch me a fish just like Grandaddy. Even if it takes all day.

14/05/20 8:02:36

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

Has anybody got a couple of small loaves?

14/05/20 8:02:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

A Black & Whiting photo.

14/05/20 8:00:05

 
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