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"You know by the year 2023 you won't be able to have this many in a car and even passengers will have to wear a seat belt.""Shut up Rishi."
20/01/23 12:11:58
When I was told there were ten people travelling in a small car I thought it must be a wind-up.
20/01/23 12:10:26, edited: 20/01/23 12:26:24
“Hey Tommy go get the crank.”“But I thought your girlfriend was on vacation?”How they laughed.
20/01/23 12:13:39, edited: 20/01/23 12:47:35
Vehicular men's laughter.
20/01/23 12:02:20, edited: 20/01/23 12:03:38
Car lot
20/01/23 12:46:26
Dave kept the photo in his wallet for 50 years as a reminder of his final day with functioning limbs.
20/01/23 15:14:12
Grease shitening.
20/01/23 13:37:29
Uk customs officer: " Have you exceeded any of your allowances?"Dave: " no officer ,200 cigarettes, 50 bottles of booze and 9 immigrants. "
20/01/23 12:52:13
🎵 The boys are back in town
20/01/23 12:10:05
They were all friends until they joined caption.me.... and started to post the same captions
20/01/23 12:07:10
When the ad’ said the job came with a car, they’d naively expected one each.
20/01/23 12:04:49
Mathematicians, please note: ten into one DOES go! (But very, very slowly)
20/01/23 12:00:38
Police receive reports of teenagers in Manchester causing mayhem by getting high on ginger beer and driving at speeds of almost 10 miles per hour!
20/01/23 23:18:57
"Thanks for the lift, Mr Dahmer"
20/01/23 19:19:05
They're all dead now.
20/01/23 15:56:21
It's called THe Attractor because it has loads of pulling pwer
20/01/23 13:18:18
If you think this is dangerous you should have seen them on the way back from the dance with a partner.
20/01/23 12:47:07, edited: 20/01/23 12:49:20
Any concerns about overloading were offset by the fact that the car was now too heavy to move.
20/01/23 12:43:59
"Let's go pick up Tina and have a chitty chitty gang bang. "
20/01/23 12:06:22
Where’s that Marty McFly?
20/01/23 12:03:36
I got me a car, it seats about 20, so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!
20/01/23 12:03:28
"And this was the day I invented the combustion engine and gave up my peddle car."
20/01/23 12:03:14
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit."
20/01/23 12:02:24
The Don't-have-a-chance-of-getting-up-a Hill Mob.
20/01/23 12:01:43, edited: 20/01/23 15:16:08
“Sorry we’re late, heavy traffic…..”
20/01/23 12:00:55
A Chevy chase! [At snail's pace!]
20/01/23 12:00:14
What Rishi Sunak expected when he visited Morecambe.
20/01/23 12:00:07
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