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In a shocking autobiography out next week, entitled “I hated the bastard” Captain Birdseye’s granddaughter tells all.
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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1157Karen Oakenfull

In a shocking autobiography out next week, entitled “I hated the bastard” Captain Birdseye’s granddaughter tells all.

13/02/20 22:53:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

''Be quiet. Don't you know there's a wailing ban in force?''

13/02/20 20:19:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

''She's the best bait we've ever had.''

13/02/20 20:01:13

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I didn't want to give this one a like (but I did). --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

School kid

13/02/20 20:00:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

"Ok you lot, keep an eye on my daughter while I go for a pint."... And to think my wife thought it was a bad idea to take the kid fishing.

13/02/20 20:04:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 1505Molly R

Just a tiddler, throw her back.

13/02/20 20:00:09

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'her' back ? would get my vote. --John Glover
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8199Chris Keegan

Darling, we've found Nemo and all his family...they're all DEAD!

13/02/20 22:30:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

"She wanted to see Finding Nemo but the cinema is so bloody expensive these days"

13/02/20 20:39:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21585Ian Skelding

Fin Lizzy

13/02/20 20:36:10

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Almost didn't see this one. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

It takes a brat to catch a mackerel.

13/02/20 20:34:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22818Michael Winner

"If you liked 'The Horse Whisperer' then you'll love 'The Fish Yodeller'.

13/02/20 20:27:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

The way some people toilet train their kids is disgusting...

13/02/20 20:24:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

She was only a fishmonger's daughter but when she had a nappy on she knew how to fillet.

13/02/20 20:10:08

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4868Chris Halliwell

Baby shark do do d do do do.....

13/02/20 20:52:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

13/02/20 20:36:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

Well it was a lot cheaper than taking her to the Sea Life Centre.

13/02/20 20:32:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3432Stu Dent

I needed something to remind her of her mother while she was at work

13/02/20 20:30:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6353Hercules Rockefeller

A Fish Called Wah

13/02/20 20:28:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4115Karyn Harrison

Poisson Ivy

13/02/20 20:25:56

 
stone face Vote score: 6942stone face

She might have a bad voice, but at least she's in tuna..

13/02/20 20:06:31

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I think she's practising her scales. --Karyn Harrison
The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

"Tom, don't just stand there, do something"

"I am, I'm taking a photo"

13/02/20 20:01:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords

Pier pressure

13/02/20 20:00:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1195Willie Johnson

I thought they outlawed singing in school. Or maybe that was prayer I was thinking of.

Nod to Thu 20:06:31 and Thu 20:00:04

16/02/20 5:54:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 718Mark Wilson

One, two, three, four, five...
once I caught some fish and cried.

14/02/20 12:22:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4596Kenny Ireland

"It's only a toddler. Throw it back".


nod to 20:00:09

14/02/20 3:55:01

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 442Charles Gilbert

...and that was the day little Karen turned vegan.

14/02/20 1:56:33

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1920Scrijjy Doo

Too small. Throw it back.

13/02/20 23:22:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20127John Glover

Smelt, name of the fish, general aroma or the child?

13/02/20 21:41:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1050Rachel P

Aaa Shoal!

13/02/20 21:01:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4115Karyn Harrison

"She's a sucker for punishment".

13/02/20 20:59:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22818Michael Winner

What is it with these indecipherable party political broadcasts?

13/02/20 20:54:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1050Rachel P

After a frantic search they flounder on the pier

13/02/20 20:48:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8199Chris Keegan

Trish out of water.

13/02/20 20:45:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21585Ian Skelding

Fishing brawler

13/02/20 20:43:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21585Ian Skelding

Reel life

13/02/20 20:42:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10220Neil Mackenzie

She might not be crawling yet, but you should see her trawling.

13/02/20 20:31:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10220Neil Mackenzie

Annette always caught a lot of fish.

13/02/20 20:30:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3432Stu Dent

We going to need a bigger brat

13/02/20 20:27:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20127John Glover

She's crying 'cos she's feeling crabby.

13/02/20 20:27:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

"WAAAAARGHHH.. I'm sorry I dropped the bag Mummy"

13/02/20 20:27:04

 
stone face Vote score: 6942stone face

Can you stop that child crying , please. She's giving me a haddock.

13/02/20 20:22:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21585Ian Skelding

Scaleywag

13/02/20 20:22:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1050Rachel P

If she chose the right fish, she could keep her dummy.

13/02/20 20:17:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5260Vivvy En

"You can change her nappy if that's the effect she's had on the fish."

13/02/20 20:17:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30994Tony Edwards

Fish among her

13/02/20 20:14:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 16041Mark England

She didn't enjoy her first day fishing. In fact she felt like a fish out of water

13/02/20 20:13:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

The Angler Gabrielle.

13/02/20 20:12:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Emily's a bit late walking because she's still trawling.

13/02/20 20:12:25

 
stone face Vote score: 6942stone face

Sightings like this are fin on the ground.

13/02/20 20:10:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21585Ian Skelding

Alex Salmon

13/02/20 20:08:58

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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4115Karyn Harrison

Kiddie in the middle

13/02/20 20:07:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Captain Birdscry

13/02/20 20:04:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14375Dan Nicholls

Fisher Price toys.

13/02/20 20:04:54

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

1,2,3,4,5, once I got caught by fish alive...

13/02/20 20:04:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8965Mr Dome

Centre of a tench(on)

13/02/20 20:03:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cod move in mysterious ways.

13/02/20 20:03:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

“Pike-a-boo hoo”

13/02/20 20:03:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3432Stu Dent

Hook Line and Stinker

13/02/20 20:01:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

"Throw it back, it smells like crap!"

13/02/20 20:01:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords

Don't cry, everyone is distressed by Pier's Morgue, Anne.

13/02/20 20:01:25

 
Dot Old Vote score: 867Dot Old

♪ Shoal Me the Way to Go Home

13/02/20 20:00:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

"When I said take Jessica to nursery school…"

13/02/20 20:00:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords

Carpe Deanne sees the prey

13/02/20 20:00:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

"Help, I've been kid-snappered."

13/02/20 20:00:09

 
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