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Say what you like about Gaddafi, but he did produce a nice line of novelty bottle openers.
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Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Say what you like about Gaddafi, but he did produce a nice line of novelty bottle openers.

17/12/13 20:06:35

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

He said he'd beheading off to the pub.

17/12/13 20:27:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33189Tony Edwards

Pisshead.

17/12/13 20:02:46

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Good head on that beer.

17/12/13 20:00:42

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

'I don't know why I drink this stuff - it's got no body, it quickly loses its head, and it goes straight through me'

17/12/13 20:00:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7463Hercules Rockefeller

Normally, he prefers a decappuccino.

17/12/13 20:01:13

 
mike robb Vote score: 574mike robb

As the helicopter prepared for its maiden flight, Dave wondered if he had tightened the rotor bolts enough.

18/12/13 20:20:27

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

that new executioner is a bit impatient - he doesn't even give them time to enjoy their last request!

17/12/13 20:00:14

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 666Barrie Bullock

Jeff got it down his neck & ended up legless.

17/12/13 20:09:15

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

'Barry will do anything to get out of buying the necks round'

17/12/13 20:04:37

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

his doctor was right - alcohol eventually rotted his liver!

17/12/13 20:02:07

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

The drink that's a cut above the chest!

17/12/13 20:00:56

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5806Paul Reeve

Dave's car crash seems to have caused a bottleneck.

17/12/13 20:00:17

 
Phil Carway Vote score: 152Phil Carway

Apparently alcohol rots your insides...

18/12/13 15:22:23

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Nescafe Decap

17/12/13 23:48:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11384Neil Mackenzie

Adams Apple Cider.

17/12/13 21:53:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11384Neil Mackenzie

Meat Dave.

17/12/13 20:56:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21234John Glover

That'll teach him not to belch in front of the Krays.

17/12/13 20:22:08

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'belch' instead of 'fart' would get a vote from me :) --Brian Malco
Smuldo Vote score: 11739Smuldo

Joe will be the first to tell you that the brewery game is a cut-throat business.

17/12/13 20:19:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23640Ian Skelding

Lager topped

17/12/13 20:15:16

 
Annalise Samuel lapira Vote score: 343Annalise Samuel lapira

Heads or ales?

17/12/13 20:11:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23640Ian Skelding

Don't booze your head.

17/12/13 20:07:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23645Michael Winner

Zombeer.

17/12/13 20:04:29

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

this is what happens when your neck has a slash

17/12/13 20:02:57

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Drowning ones hollows.

17/12/13 20:02:16

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

17/12/13 20:00:08

 
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