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Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Better call a joiner.

10/06/12 11:00:32

 
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Who switched the ceiling fan on

10/06/12 11:00:14

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2734Shandonbelle

DIY...SOS.

10/06/12 11:04:58

 
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Dave should never have attempted the repairs when he was half cut

10/06/12 11:02:28

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2734Shandonbelle

The Texas Homecare Chainsaw Massacre.

10/06/12 11:06:28

 
Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

Johnny, go in and ask Mr Jones nicely if you can have your boomerang back.

10/06/12 11:05:05

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

Fainter and Decorator

10/06/12 11:26:23

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Mistakes and Ladders.

10/06/12 11:02:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32676Tony Edwards

Hammer and Sickie.

10/06/12 11:31:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32676Tony Edwards

Typical builder, half-asleep on the job.

10/06/12 11:12:48

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

Fallpapering

10/06/12 11:12:26

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3354Paul Woolley

"He aint heavy, he's my half-step brother..."

10/06/12 11:03:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32676Tony Edwards

Hammer House of Horror.

10/06/12 11:02:15

 
Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1094Lisa Nelson

Builders crack.

10/06/12 18:19:17

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Derek was not a Cowboy builder, he was a Magicians Assistant builder.

10/06/12 11:41:52

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

I was sad when the Carpenter's split.

10/06/12 11:24:29

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...

10/06/12 11:10:35

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Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

On the down side, I think my husband is dead.
On the plus side, the cat loves the new wallpaper.

10/06/12 11:02:17

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

"Split!" purrs O'Nallity

11/06/12 12:22:46

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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

With his legs neatly tucked into a hole in the floorboards, Darren was ready for his Mother-In-Law's return from the Heart Clinic

10/06/12 11:43:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Tony would just lie around the house since the separation

10/06/12 11:20:49

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19126F Mackay

"Jane, the cat's been sharpening it's claws on you diamond necklace again."

10/06/12 11:06:49

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Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

A Graeme of two halves

10/06/12 11:03:59

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3354Paul Woolley

Hammered and legless

10/06/12 11:00:23

 
Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1094Lisa Nelson

Keiths attitude to D.I.Y was half-arsed as usual.

10/06/12 18:18:15

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

'Can We Fix It?'

10/06/12 17:03:42

 
Chris D Vote score: 405Chris D

He took steps to lose weight ... now he's half the man he was

10/06/12 14:47:43

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

Famous Last Words In DIY:
"Would you chuck us that glass shelf, sweetheart?"

10/06/12 12:06:09

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Derek had legs for ladders but not a head for heights.

10/06/12 11:43:43

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

Some tradesmen waist your time

10/06/12 11:21:04

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Another murder in Swansea....looked to have Dai Sect written all over it

10/06/12 11:18:01

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

Bill was on his break.

10/06/12 11:16:11

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2734Shandonbelle

Bob desperately tried to dial 999 but the cat had got his tongue.

10/06/12 11:13:03

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

He'd be claiming time and a half for this job.

10/06/12 11:10:52

 
Julie Vote score: 310Julie

The cat had sadly forgot to tell Rob that it was only himself that had the nine lives

10/06/12 11:06:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

The SAW franchise has finally run out of ideas.

10/06/12 11:06:25

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Bob always leaves the DIY half finished.

10/06/12 11:00:58

 
Jade Pembridge Vote score: 10Jade Pembridge

This is one way to get out of DIY...

10/06/12 16:29:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Trevor worked on the floor whilst his other half put up the curtain rail

10/06/12 14:55:03

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Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Cause of Death... Deadly Light Shade.

10/06/12 13:06:24

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

Jesus was a carpenter and all they did was nail him to a cross!

10/06/12 11:38:54

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

"Look from every angle you like, mate," said the cat, "You still can't tell your arse from your elbow."

10/06/12 11:38:36

 
Kass Storm Vote score: 261Kass Storm

The Cheshire Cat never thought teaching a human to disappear could lead to a half attack.

10/06/12 11:34:19

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

Arthur regretted wiring the ceiling fan to a sub-station.

10/06/12 11:27:45

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

John didnít have a cat in hell's chance of surviving this.

10/06/12 11:09:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

It's obvious- Miss Marple did it.

10/06/12 11:04:44

 
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