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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5800Dave Bryan

''You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.''

''Get some glasses.''

30/10/19 8:16:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3341James Lennox

Highland fling

30/10/19 8:17:06

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 457Generic RedHead

Man arrested for domestic abuse after hitting the bottle.

30/10/19 10:12:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5800Dave Bryan

It didn't take him long to get her top off.

30/10/19 8:01:03

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

He'll wake up in good spirits.

30/10/19 12:22:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5733Greg Curtis

"YOU are crazy, and I'm 100 percent proof."

30/10/19 11:48:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5800Dave Bryan

''Why do YOU think I can't get an erection?''

30/10/19 8:33:03

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"Tom's got a serious drinking problem....He's ran out of money."

30/10/19 8:09:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3128Karyn Harrison

Love on the rocks

30/10/19 8:01:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3128Karyn Harrison

Ann Summers goes into liquidation.

30/10/19 8:02:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

"So I said to Errol, it's either me, or the booze."

30/10/19 13:33:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4683Vivvy En

Together for richer for pourer

30/10/19 8:48:34

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"It was love at first sight - She malted my heart."

30/10/19 8:47:16

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5924Hercules Rockefeller

"Liquor? I hardly knew her!"

30/10/19 8:09:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 701Willie Johnson

She's gender fluid, but he doesn't mind.

30/10/19 14:30:08

 
Dot Old Vote score: 602Dot Old

Rum and poke

30/10/19 8:43:23

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

Frisky Galore.

30/10/19 8:22:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4652The Wolf

"Good morning Mrs Bottles, how are you today?"

"Oh, don't ask. I must have been pissed as a fart last night. I only went and pulled a bloody human"

30/10/19 8:21:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

TIME at the bra gentlemen please.

30/10/19 8:14:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20963Ian Skelding

Hot totty

30/10/19 8:08:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20963Ian Skelding

Ben always struggled to get the top off.

30/10/19 8:07:31

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5800Dave Bryan

Johnnie Wanker

30/10/19 8:01:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 15614Mark England

🎵 Whack for my daddy-o, there's whiskey in the bra 🎵

30/10/19 11:21:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30115Tony Edwards

Darling Black Label

30/10/19 9:35:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5715Glyn Evans

Johnny'll be doing the Walker of Shame later.

30/10/19 8:30:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37382Welsh Rarebit

C'mon, show us your tots!

30/10/19 8:29:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3341James Lennox

Talk about interracial relationships. I'm African, and I thought she was Scottish, but it turns out her parents were Nips.

30/10/19 8:24:31

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

Undie the influence.

30/10/19 8:19:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7048Chris Keegan

"Do you think Dave might have a drink problem?"
- "Yeah, she's pretty ugly"

30/10/19 8:07:40

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

John BarleyPorn.

30/10/19 8:03:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7622Mr Dome

🎶 Find me rumbody to love

30/10/19 8:02:15

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 66Jack Joyce

I know it's kinky but just give it a shot.

02/11/19 9:51:40

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

How to make baby bottles

30/10/19 17:59:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 701Willie Johnson

"She's a tall drink of water."
"No, she's a stiff drink."

30/10/19 14:50:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1284Scrijjy Doo

They came in quarts.

30/10/19 14:46:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

Waisted.

30/10/19 13:34:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

... and to think it all started with a brandy and sofa.

30/10/19 12:25:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5733Greg Curtis

Consume-mate

30/10/19 11:43:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7048Chris Keegan

Steve used to sleep with gin but Gordon objected to the underwear.

30/10/19 10:07:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

She had dislocated her knee but was too drunk to feel it.

30/10/19 9:33:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4933Stephen Bean

You can lead a whore to a waterbed but you can't make her drink...or can you?

30/10/19 8:41:36

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

To get photo taken like this, and to put it on Facebook, takes a lot of bottle.

30/10/19 8:19:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

Chunderwear.

30/10/19 8:15:09

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

He'd had enough of his real wife so decided to chaser.

30/10/19 8:14:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

You should have got later. She has no head.

30/10/19 8:14:23

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19943John Llamas

Jim had become very close to a Scotch lassie

30/10/19 8:11:43

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

Because of the hot weather he was told to sleep with his shorts.

30/10/19 8:10:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4933Stephen Bean

It takes a lot of bottle to sleep with a woman like that.

30/10/19 8:10:31

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2491Trace Sarge

Finally found his dream woman

30/10/19 8:10:28

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19943John Llamas

Elaine may have gone but Dave was in touch with her spirits

30/10/19 8:06:36

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

'Lightweight'...Stone face

30/10/19 8:06:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9396Vanessa the Guesser

"No more cocktails, please!"

30/10/19 8:05:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4933Stephen Bean

"Don't worry darling I'm wearing a cap."

30/10/19 8:05:32

 
Dot Old Vote score: 602Dot Old

Minge drinker

30/10/19 8:05:00

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19943John Llamas

When Mary sobered up she did a runner leaving some Walkers in her wake.

30/10/19 8:03:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7622Mr Dome

He's an alcofrolic

30/10/19 8:03:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37382Welsh Rarebit

It was a shorts love affair.

30/10/19 8:01:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7048Chris Keegan

Tommy tells me he pulled last night. I personally think he made it up.

30/10/19 8:01:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37382Welsh Rarebit

Jerome likes a woman to have a happy hour glass figure.

30/10/19 8:00:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4933Stephen Bean

The spirit of love

30/10/19 8:00:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37382Welsh Rarebit

Jerome loved his drink more than his missus.

30/10/19 8:00:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9396Vanessa the Guesser

Drinking partner

30/10/19 8:00:12

 
Dot Old Vote score: 602Dot Old

Disembodied spirit

30/10/19 8:00:10

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