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Glyn Evans Vote score: 4804Glyn Evans

"Time for payback. Let's see how Goldilocks likes it."

05/08/18 12:01:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

"Look, there's one of them now- f*ck off you Peruvian immigrant, coming over 'ere and nicking our marmalade!"

05/08/18 12:19:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

"Excuse me madam, do you have a moment or two to talk about God?"

05/08/18 12:14:17

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

Bearglar .

05/08/18 13:16:42

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If I have offended you with what is quite clearly a jokey comment then please refrain from airing your grievances in public - I really don't think there is need for such a volatile attack as this. Perhaps a polite request to remove the comment is... --Mr Dome
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 441Tina Flowers

'Did I here someone say Picnic?'.

05/08/18 13:17:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"BEER! The invitation said we're having a barbecue, bring BEER!"

05/08/18 13:16:30

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

Peak a Boo-boo.

05/08/18 13:09:51

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 709Glad You Remember

"Honey, I'm home!"

05/08/18 12:45:48

 
Lisa Nelson Lisa Nelson

Bye Polar

05/08/18 16:18:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

"Mary, you know that Yogi that you booked on line to come and teach you meditation, well, he's here."

05/08/18 16:09:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

"I was told the door was a jar."

05/08/18 12:23:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

"He's in the garden, just ursine about."

05/08/18 12:20:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

"Are these the auditions for Blind Date?"

05/08/18 12:11:19

 
Paul Thompson Paul Thompson

Excuse me. Have you seen the Brown Family anywhere?

08/08/18 13:16:15

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 305Carey Sutton

Standard bearer

06/08/18 14:01:31

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 305Carey Sutton

Standard bearer

06/08/18 14:01:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

Sorry to bother You, but I've just been in the Woods and I was wondering have you any toilet paper?

06/08/18 8:27:15

 
G fj Vote score: 402G fj

Hi I'm the guy who eats most of your garbage...Merry Christmas!

05/08/18 20:44:29

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 709Glad You Remember

Exit, perused by a bear

05/08/18 20:07:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

"Has anyone seen my high chair?"

05/08/18 20:03:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

''Thanks for eating the porridge. I can't stand it.''

05/08/18 17:16:57

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"My my, Paddington. Where were you last night, and why didn't your clothes come home with you?"

05/08/18 16:03:41

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Excuse me sir, Bear Police over narcotics... yeah, we got an anonymous tip about some spiked blueberries. We're gonna have to confiscate those until new contradicting evidence comes to light."

05/08/18 16:00:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 75Sam Cass

A bearfaced burglary.

05/08/18 14:41:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

"Ahem... Mrs Grylls, I'm sorry to tell you that Bear's been stocking the pond with brown trout again"

05/08/18 14:39:15

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Darling, I wish you wouldn't stay out all night drinking. You always come back like a bear with a sore head."

05/08/18 13:23:15

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

" Excuse me am looking for a Mr Adams. Big beard,used to live in the woods."

05/08/18 13:11:25

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4636Paul Reeve

“Sorry don’t mind me, I’m just here to pick up some bear necessities.”

05/08/18 13:07:48

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 709Glad You Remember

Trouble's bruin...

05/08/18 12:46:04

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 709Glad You Remember

Bearking and entering

05/08/18 12:44:31

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 351Barrie Bullock

I can't bear the heat can I come in?

05/08/18 12:32:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4970Greg Curtis

"Relax, I bearly opened it."

05/08/18 12:20:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4970Greg Curtis

"Tele...gram...I'm in."

05/08/18 12:18:21

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4970Greg Curtis

"Wandering the town today, causing mayhem, a wild bear was finally captioned."

05/08/18 12:15:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

"Yes we do have some honey, now piss off, Sainsburys is just down the road."

05/08/18 12:12:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

"Darling, whoever's at the door tell them to get stuffed"

05/08/18 12:09:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

"You don't need to use our toilet, the Woods are over there look."

05/08/18 12:09:14

 
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