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Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

"I suggest it was Mr White, in the Billiard Room, with the cue."

05/01/19 20:43:15

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"It's alright love. It's only a splinter."

05/01/19 20:57:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6688Vanessa the Guesser

Donna Kebab

05/01/19 20:20:42

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

Stilt birth.

05/01/19 21:13:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3686Chris Keegan

Sarah suddenly found herself giving birth to Pinocchio

05/01/19 20:19:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1510Karyn Harrison

Gyno Rod

05/01/19 20:13:55

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

Pencil skirt..

06/01/19 8:05:12

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Pole position

05/01/19 20:02:32

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She's doing it wrong. --Scrappy Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 62James Lennox

This is why we don't allow trick shots.

05/01/19 21:16:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

She's trying to get off.

05/01/19 21:10:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19723Ian Skelding

Stuck up Cow

05/01/19 20:18:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4956Glyn Evans

Lillypop

05/01/19 20:15:14

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"Well that's the last time I jump out the loft without looking what's underneath."

05/01/19 21:08:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3363Vivvy En

Joan was having stake tonight

05/01/19 20:27:32

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5062Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, geez, Jane, it's no wonder you're so uptight."

05/01/19 20:03:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

Cuetie

05/01/19 20:01:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

Pokémom

05/01/19 22:32:32

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 20Anthony Smith

"When I say 'On my cue' , I don't mean it literally!!"

05/01/19 21:06:37

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

Anne Summers today issued a warning about their new range of spring loaded expanding love sticks.

05/01/19 21:02:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

Katie is having trouble retrieving her love eggs.

05/01/19 20:58:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1165Crunchy Chords

Seems we've all got our backs against the wall these days. My grandad blames the Poles.

05/01/19 20:01:00

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1510Karyn Harrison

I don't think the DIY cervical smear test is going to take off.

08/01/19 17:34:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1510Karyn Harrison

A womb with a cue

08/01/19 17:22:44

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

She always said she had a thing for Poles.

08/01/19 7:51:28

 
Jeanette Leighton Jeanette Leighton

Sign up for scarecrow auditions

07/01/19 1:53:44

 
Jeanette Leighton Jeanette Leighton

JaveLyne

07/01/19 1:49:38

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 477Carey Sutton

How to do the pogo with no hands

06/01/19 21:22:48

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 542Karen Oakenfull

Being used as a paint roller by her cruel husband, was the last straw for Anna. As soon as he'd rinsed her out under the tap, she was going to escape.

06/01/19 20:40:53

 
G fj Vote score: 421G fj

PM Tee

06/01/19 19:16:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

"More satisfying than a washer."

06/01/19 18:02:35

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 374Barrie Bullock

Should have gone to Lovehoney.

06/01/19 14:34:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3769Kenny Ireland

Other golf clubs celebrate when a female member get a hole-in-one.

06/01/19 12:58:35

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 282Scrappy Doo

For some reason tampon-on-a-stick never caught on.

06/01/19 3:09:34

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 477Carey Sutton

Her husband said he was going to give her stick when he got home.

05/01/19 23:43:52

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5408Tosser Wivlov

A brush with death.

05/01/19 22:22:05

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

Fixing a Hole by Pole Mcpartsknees

05/01/19 21:24:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 62James Lennox

"You'll be OK, just stay calm ... But don't relax!"

05/01/19 21:20:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 62James Lennox

Vlad the Impaler needs a new wife, again.

05/01/19 21:13:15

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

- I'm sorry, ma'am but you'll need a carpenter to get this out of you.
- Jesus!
- Nah, he has punctuality problems, think again.

05/01/19 21:10:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 682Stu Dent

And just like that the pencil topper was invented

05/01/19 21:07:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

Jody's lack of sex is driving her up the wall.

05/01/19 21:04:30

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 282Scrappy Doo

That explains the bitchiness.

05/01/19 20:58:32

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

Even when everyone had left after the party, she loved to stick around.

05/01/19 20:57:20

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"Hey Joe! I love your novelty chalk holder."
"I've never wanted to chalk my cue so much."

05/01/19 20:56:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Mary Poopins

05/01/19 20:52:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19723Ian Skelding

"I'm about to light up the Rotisserie now Mister Lecter."

05/01/19 20:39:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 14099Mark England

Mrs Higgins found out the hard way that her husband, Alex, doesn't like to be nagged

05/01/19 20:38:41

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

When people told her that her apartment looked dull and empty, she used to find it a-poling. These days, she is inclined to agree.

05/01/19 20:35:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18008John Glover

Being the great actress she was, Jane killed herself right on cue.

05/01/19 20:30:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18008John Glover

Post part um.

05/01/19 20:27:16

 
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