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Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

"I suggest it was Mr White, in the Billiard Room, with the cue."

05/01/19 20:43:15

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

"It's alright love. It's only a splinter."

05/01/19 20:57:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8040Vanessa the Guesser

Donna Kebab

05/01/19 20:20:42

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

Stilt birth.

05/01/19 21:13:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

Sarah suddenly found herself giving birth to Pinocchio

05/01/19 20:19:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Gyno Rod

05/01/19 20:13:55

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Pencil skirt..

06/01/19 8:05:12

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2698Funny Bean

Pole position

05/01/19 20:02:32

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She's doing it wrong. --Scrappy Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 1758James Lennox

This is why we don't allow trick shots.

05/01/19 21:16:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

She's trying to get off.

05/01/19 21:10:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

Stuck up Cow

05/01/19 20:18:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5431Glyn Evans

Lillypop

05/01/19 20:15:14

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

"Well that's the last time I jump out the loft without looking what's underneath."

05/01/19 21:08:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

Joan was having stake tonight

05/01/19 20:27:32

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5574Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, geez, Jane, it's no wonder you're so uptight."

05/01/19 20:03:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Cuetie

05/01/19 20:01:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Pokémom

05/01/19 22:32:32

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 62Anthony Smith

"When I say 'On my cue' , I don't mean it literally!!"

05/01/19 21:06:37

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Anne Summers today issued a warning about their new range of spring loaded expanding love sticks.

05/01/19 21:02:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Katie is having trouble retrieving her love eggs.

05/01/19 20:58:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Seems we've all got our backs against the wall these days. My grandad blames the Poles.

05/01/19 20:01:00

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

I don't think the DIY cervical smear test is going to take off.

08/01/19 17:34:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

A womb with a cue

08/01/19 17:22:44

 
Jeanette Leighton Jeanette Leighton

Sign up for scarecrow auditions

07/01/19 1:53:44

 
Jeanette Leighton Jeanette Leighton

JaveLyne

07/01/19 1:49:38

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 527Carey Sutton

How to do the pogo with no hands

06/01/19 21:22:48

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

PM Tee

06/01/19 19:16:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

"More satisfying than a washer."

06/01/19 18:02:35

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 423Barrie Bullock

Should have gone to Lovehoney.

06/01/19 14:34:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4184Kenny Ireland

Other golf clubs celebrate when a female member get a hole-in-one.

06/01/19 12:58:35

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

For some reason tampon-on-a-stick never caught on.

06/01/19 3:09:34

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 527Carey Sutton

Her husband said he was going to give her stick when he got home.

05/01/19 23:43:52

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

A brush with death.

05/01/19 22:22:05

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

Fixing a Hole by Pole Mcpartsknees

05/01/19 21:24:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1758James Lennox

"You'll be OK, just stay calm ... But don't relax!"

05/01/19 21:20:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1758James Lennox

Vlad the Impaler needs a new wife, again.

05/01/19 21:13:15

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

- I'm sorry, ma'am but you'll need a carpenter to get this out of you.
- Jesus!
- Nah, he has punctuality problems, think again.

05/01/19 21:10:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Jody's lack of sex is driving her up the wall.

05/01/19 21:04:30

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

That explains the bitchiness.

05/01/19 20:58:32

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

Even when everyone had left after the party, she loved to stick around.

05/01/19 20:57:20

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

"Hey Joe! I love your novelty chalk holder."
"I've never wanted to chalk my cue so much."

05/01/19 20:56:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Mary Poopins

05/01/19 20:52:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

"I'm about to light up the Rotisserie now Mister Lecter."

05/01/19 20:39:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 14806Mark England

Mrs Higgins found out the hard way that her husband, Alex, doesn't like to be nagged

05/01/19 20:38:41

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

When people told her that her apartment looked dull and empty, she used to find it a-poling. These days, she is inclined to agree.

05/01/19 20:35:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18899John Glover

Being the great actress she was, Jane killed herself right on cue.

05/01/19 20:30:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18899John Glover

Post part um.

05/01/19 20:27:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12388Dan Nicholls

Before the rampant rabbit, the rampant giraffe was trialled in Surrey.

05/01/19 20:17:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Potting the pink

05/01/19 20:16:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12388Dan Nicholls

Po-grow stick

05/01/19 20:16:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8040Vanessa the Guesser

A member of the stick in sect.

05/01/19 20:10:35

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2698Funny Bean

"Oh fiddlestick!"

05/01/19 20:05:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

"She does like it up 'er!"

05/01/19 20:04:34

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2698Funny Bean

It’s a stick-up

05/01/19 20:04:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1833Stu Dent

The hazards of Cue Jumping

05/01/19 20:03:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Wall tart

05/01/19 20:03:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9139Neil Mackenzie

Paul lean

05/01/19 20:01:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1833Stu Dent

I see the postman has been

05/01/19 20:01:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1833Stu Dent

The wife getting the most from the post

05/01/19 20:00:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8040Vanessa the Guesser

Spinning Jenny

05/01/19 20:00:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Jane the Peg

05/01/19 20:00:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35644Welsh Rarebit

Pole-onic Irrigation

05/01/19 20:00:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

“I've tried it and I just can't do it, I don't care how many job adverts there are for pole dancers.”

05/01/19 20:00:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1833Stu Dent

Do you want a lift to work or are you still taking the Tube

05/01/19 20:00:08

 
Molly R Vote score: 874Molly R

"So I told him I'm no housework slave, and where he could stick the mop ..."

05/01/19 20:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35644Welsh Rarebit

Hole Vaulting

05/01/19 20:00:07

 
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