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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4658Chris Halliwell

♪ You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel...♪

09/11/18 14:39:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

One Foot In The Gravel

09/11/18 12:01:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"A shoe!"

"Gesundheit."

09/11/18 12:01:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

"Why did the chick cross the road?"

09/11/18 12:13:42

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To get to the other shoe. --Scrappy Doo
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

"What meteorite?"

09/11/18 19:37:39

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Let's get this shoe on the road!

09/11/18 12:00:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

♪ Just one stiletto, give it to me.. ♪

09/11/18 12:00:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

Platform 1

09/11/18 13:52:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

What is the sound of one heel clicking?

09/11/18 13:45:27

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Heather Mills? --Michael Winner
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Right shoe left

09/11/18 12:56:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Fashion victim

09/11/18 12:21:00

 
ant knee Vote score: 1080ant knee

Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

(Nod to Cinderella captions)

09/11/18 12:20:19

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I bet the owner’s hopping mad.

09/11/18 12:00:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

Although it was handed in to lost property, it’s owner could never reclaim it, because she would have to admit to being a size 7.

09/11/18 22:20:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

"Lucy? she's just hopped on a bus."

09/11/18 12:49:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Follow up to Daniel Day Lewis's Oscar winning film

09/11/18 12:48:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Me Too Movement criticised over new logo.

09/11/18 12:07:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Heel street blues

09/11/18 12:00:14

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

Evidence of a busybody.

09/11/18 15:47:46

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

Lost: one sole, mate.

09/11/18 15:43:58

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Foiled again!

09/11/18 14:55:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5422Glyn Evans

Hot heels

09/11/18 14:37:37

 
jackie patrick jackie patrick

All alone and nowhere to go.

09/11/18 14:01:56

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

The trans-vestite way.

09/11/18 13:36:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

Paul McCartney was having a clear out and chucked it out of his bedroom window.

09/11/18 12:53:33

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4829Paul Reeve

“What the f@ck are you doing Steve?”
“Blimey Debbie, can’t you see I'm teaching the dog to heel at the side of the road.”

09/11/18 12:47:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"She sustained broken bones and massive internal injuries, but her right foot actually felt...'MUCH BETTER.' "

09/11/18 12:32:30

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5551Hercules Rockefeller

It was then, that Rosalita decided to turn heel.

09/11/18 12:13:38

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Someone's bound to put their foot in it.

09/11/18 12:06:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Shop until you hop.

09/11/18 12:04:47

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"High heel Silver...away !"

09/11/18 12:03:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Shoe off!

09/11/18 12:03:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

Heather Mills woz 'ere

09/11/18 12:01:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

The moment a good night out becomes a great night out

09/11/18 12:00:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Cinderella accused of being a dirty stop-out after a second shoe is found abandoned in the street.

09/11/18 12:00:16

 
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