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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8815Neil Mackenzie

His teeth are as false as his tears.

29/01/19 21:25:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28136Tony Edwards

It was done on the Gnashional Health Service.

29/01/19 20:21:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 858The Wolf

Colgator

29/01/19 20:00:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1728Karyn Harrison

Some parts of Mr Jagger were hard to swallow.

29/01/19 20:00:32

 
Moe Ireland Moe Ireland

"Impressive aren't I. You should try flossing with webbed feet"

29/01/19 21:56:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18229John Glover

"See you later masticator?"
"With a smile crocodile."

29/01/19 20:29:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3931C CaMel

Pearly Bites

29/01/19 20:24:37

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1624Tracey Sarge

"Don't worry he wont bite you...he's too long in the tooth"

29/01/19 20:11:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33939Welsh Rarebit

"I bet you prefer Arm and Hammer?"
"No, just the Arm"

29/01/19 20:20:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2731Dave Bryan

''Have your teeth grown incisor am I mistaken?''

29/01/19 20:10:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3931C CaMel

Scales and Polish

29/01/19 20:09:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33939Welsh Rarebit

"I recommend Ultrabite"

29/01/19 20:07:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6972Vanessa the Guesser

A brush with death.

29/01/19 20:03:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21121Michael Winner

Jurgen Kloppodile.

29/01/19 20:01:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6972Vanessa the Guesser

Bill Gates' twin sister, Pearly.

29/01/19 20:01:06

 
Mark Reynolds Vote score: 11Mark Reynolds

smoking

07/02/19 17:41:53

 
Mark Reynolds Vote score: 11Mark Reynolds

say cheese

07/02/19 17:41:04

 
Cheryl Roberts Cheryl Roberts

I've gone and got myself a new set of pearly whites

05/02/19 20:17:27

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 223Sam Cass

"Missing backpackers, you say? No, I know nothing about that."

30/01/19 17:29:50

 
G fj Vote score: 452G fj

Another case of captioneers' pun disease

30/01/19 15:38:01

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 360Scrappy Doo

Just another day in the British Dental Association.

30/01/19 1:02:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 470James Lennox

Jeezuz! So that's why you should never smile at a crocodile.

29/01/19 21:57:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5014Glyn Evans

When the sun shines, you can see Ali a mile off.

29/01/19 21:17:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6972Vanessa the Guesser

... so I said to my dentist, 'Get your coat, you've pulled.'

29/01/19 21:13:09

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 117Charles Gilbert

Nope. Chuck Testa.

29/01/19 20:43:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5162Hercules Rockefeller

"Hath amybuddy see my teef? I dink I loth dem a de Evagwades."

29/01/19 20:42:22

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3931C CaMel

I think my canine is in there

29/01/19 20:32:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 470James Lennox

Meanwhile, old man Johnson's new teeth were scaring the crap out of everyone in the rest home.

29/01/19 20:27:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 470James Lennox

The horse faced freshwater crocodile was always a sore point with Darwin.

29/01/19 20:20:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28136Tony Edwards

It'll all end in tears.

29/01/19 20:18:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4157Chris Keegan

Phew! It turned out to be a false alarm.

29/01/19 20:15:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1069Stu Dent

Lake Plaqued

29/01/19 20:13:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 470James Lennox

Snap caps.

29/01/19 20:13:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 470James Lennox

When the Croc and the Joker teamed up, it was never going to end well.

29/01/19 20:08:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18229John Glover

"Don' worry, they'd hardly denture."

29/01/19 20:02:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 858The Wolf

It makes a nice change for the dentist to be dreading the appointment

29/01/19 20:00:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1069Stu Dent

Snappy Chopper

29/01/19 20:00:30

 
Molly R Vote score: 612Molly R

♫ You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent ♫

29/01/19 20:00:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4157Chris Keegan

Now there's alternative. A Croc wearing a Dentist.

29/01/19 20:00:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 858The Wolf

Unfortunately, the Vets head had been the filling

29/01/19 20:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33939Welsh Rarebit

Crocodiles are denturous creatures.

29/01/19 20:00:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 612Molly R

"I shouldn't have eaten that Rylan Clark-Neal."

29/01/19 20:00:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1311Crunchy Chords

Crocosmile

29/01/19 20:00:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1069Stu Dent

Chopper-dile

29/01/19 20:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33939Welsh Rarebit

"My teeth? I bought them from Amazon."

29/01/19 20:00:06

 
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