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Gary was not impressed with his new plaque.
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Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2565Tracey Sarge

Gary was not impressed with his new plaque.

28/01/19 20:04:13

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They took his Rs...in more ways than one. --Dan Nicholls
James Lennox Vote score: 6362James Lennox

"Sorry James, we can't put 'Arsebandit' on the plaque. How about 'Architect' instead?"

28/01/19 20:00:41

 
stone face Vote score: 8193stone face

Gay's Arcade erection was responsible for James Cumming.

28/01/19 20:17:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5079Karyn Harrison

Rear entrance only

28/01/19 20:00:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8776The Wolf

"I avoid the arcade these days..... It's where all the bums hang out"

28/01/19 20:00:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8776The Wolf

Please use the rear entrance via the back passage

28/01/19 20:00:06

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5226Chris Halliwell

Erected with Pride no doubt.

28/01/19 20:59:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Home of the first fruity machines.

28/01/19 20:02:37

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

Ironically famous for Arson in 1884

(True - S. Australia)

29/01/19 8:54:12

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Ha ! If only all the captioneers were so discerning ;-) --G fj
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11814Dave Bryan

Don't be nervous. You'll enjoy it once the penny drops.

29/01/19 7:42:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4549Stu Dent

Must be commissioned for the queens visit

28/01/19 20:00:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The newly built arcade opposite provides stiff competition.

28/01/19 20:00:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cummemoration plaque

28/01/19 21:26:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32664Tony Edwards

Even the plaque is showing it's crack.

28/01/19 20:47:47

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11074Neil Mackenzie

Gays arcade you say. You go to the leftside of this street then right, left and right again, left, right keep crossing the road diagonally, and you should get there.
So it’s straight on?
No you can’t go straight.

28/01/19 23:18:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Scary place - it'll definitely put the willies up you

28/01/19 23:17:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15342Dan Nicholls

Carry on Gaming

28/01/19 22:50:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

A bit drawn out

28/01/19 21:27:52

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

All the staff will bend over to help you.

28/01/19 21:26:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Sounds like a fairy story to me.

28/01/19 20:40:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6986Glyn Evans

"In 1885, plaques like this were deliberately set up to keep raids preoccupied as they tirelessly searched for a door to the Molly-house."

28/01/19 20:40:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23085Ian Skelding

In memory of Enola the Bummer

28/01/19 20:33:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11814Dave Bryan

Come in and enjoy the sluts.

28/01/19 20:27:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9474Chris Keegan

In memory of all semen

28/01/19 20:17:43

 
Moe Ireland Moe Ireland

"1885 erections you say?"... "Apparently Sir". "Good god the man clearly deserves some recognition."

28/01/19 20:11:38

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"I had some apprehensions, but I have to say that the plaque came out fine."

28/01/19 20:10:56

 
stone face Vote score: 8193stone face

"And tonight we will be showing two Oscar winning movies- The western Bareback Mounting and then Shaving Ryan's Privates."

28/01/19 20:10:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32664Tony Edwards

Shop 'til you droop.

28/01/19 20:08:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9474Chris Keegan

Welcome to Brighton, we should have seen this cumming.

28/01/19 20:07:22

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7116Hercules Rockefeller

"Don't forget to bring your own joystick!"

28/01/19 20:05:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9474Chris Keegan

"Where did you find this?"
- "Bottom of the stares"

28/01/19 20:05:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13293Vanessa the Guesser

Bandit country

28/01/19 20:01:01

 
Molly R Vote score: 2156Molly R

It was on account of James's boyfriend, R. Cade, that he got so over-excited.

28/01/19 20:00:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4549Stu Dent

Back's to the drawing board

28/01/19 20:00:07

 
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