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Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

Oh come on- these captionme photos are just getting cilia.

06/04/19 13:05:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

Oh come on Ladies. How are us real men ever going to compete with Ann Summers

06/04/19 12:02:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3563Karyn Harrison

"We haven't been burgled once since we got Spike."

06/04/19 11:26:42

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2532Trace Sarge

Dad why are we here?....To broaden the mind son
What is it?...Not got the foggiest son.

06/04/19 12:10:51

 
stone face Vote score: 6287stone face

I know we were warned about bacteria becoming immune to antibiotics. But now they're just taking the piss.

06/04/19 11:41:20

 
Dot Old Vote score: 769Dot Old

Gulliver's Tangle Teezer

06/04/19 11:00:10

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 911Karen Oakenfull

“Looks like your giant courgette has gone to seed grandad.”

06/04/19 13:31:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

Hairship

06/04/19 11:58:01

 
Molly R Vote score: 1341Molly R

I don't think a protozoon is a good replacement for Dippy the dinosaur.

06/04/19 11:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

Jurassic Du-Rex

06/04/19 22:58:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

"Oh for goodness sake, I know she's your mother in law, but why couldn't you have just got a Happy Birthday balloon???"

06/04/19 17:19:53

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 501Generic RedHead

The new Nigel Farage exhibit.

06/04/19 15:35:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9713Neil Mackenzie

This parasitic worm was removed from the body of the EU, oh wrong slide where’s the slide of Jean Claude Juncker.

06/04/19 15:22:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

Haired Zeppelin

06/04/19 13:37:49

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James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

The Bad-hair Blimp

06/04/19 13:34:07

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James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

Invasion of the bodysnatchers.

06/04/19 13:23:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

Just when you think we haven't had a mannequin picture for ages, 100 sneak in.

06/04/19 13:13:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19783John Glover

"Yes it won me the art competition and has been purchased by the Tate Modern. It was sent off for a prototype to be made of my 'Revolving Leaf Collector', but the company got the dimensions completely wrong. Hey, who gives a toss, I'm a recognised artist now, thanks to a cock up."

06/04/19 13:08:28

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrappy Doo

Madonna's Pap Smear

06/04/19 12:04:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

Malice Through The Looking Glass

06/04/19 11:51:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

Pubic Enemy No. 1

06/04/19 11:32:22

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 145Madeline Charlton

Since its renovation , Waterloo Station seems quite alien to a lot of commuters .

06/04/19 11:29:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

*ding dong* "Passengers to Waterloo station might have noticed that we currently infected with gigantic Clostridium botulinum. If you feel yourself being devoured at any point in your journey, please move away from the source of pain and seek immediate medical attention."

06/04/19 11:20:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

"Dave, you really should get that seen to."

06/04/19 11:15:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

For God's sake, you really are going to have to brace yourself with this one Rodney....

06/04/19 11:14:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

Sea anenemy

06/04/19 11:09:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

Parashite

06/04/19 11:07:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8301Mr Dome

This is a hoax - you can see right through it

06/04/19 11:02:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

Points on View

06/04/19 11:01:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

If Ken Dodd had done condoms....

06/04/19 11:01:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9995Vanessa the Guesser

Large bacteria goes viral

06/04/19 11:00:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

Sperm Whale

06/04/19 11:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

Spiky 'air

06/04/19 11:00:05

 
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