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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

B*llocks to shopping, thought Steve.

06/12/18 9:46:53

 
stone face Vote score: 4283stone face

That's the thing when you shop at Costco-it's members only.

06/12/18 8:27:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Dave was Googling: How to flirt with the checkout girl without really trying.

06/12/18 11:52:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5633Hercules Rockefeller

"Right, I should probably get some condiments as well."

06/12/18 8:09:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

Steve's stupid pranks are just becoming grocer.

06/12/18 8:00:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

"Oh, that reminds me, the wife needs a new Bra'."

06/12/18 11:23:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

Fruit of the Loon

06/12/18 9:01:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9198Neil Mackenzie

TEXT:- Honey due home in ten minutes.

06/12/18 20:01:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 14918Mark England

Supermarket Creep

06/12/18 10:54:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2111Stu Dent

private purchases

06/12/18 8:00:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

"I hope someone can get me out of this thing soon. Everything's swelling up and turning green."

06/12/18 21:49:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Roger hoped he'd got everything from the list his wife had sent, but he wasn't sure about the melon baller.

06/12/18 16:33:03

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

Tomas was feeling meloncholy and very near to sucucumbering.

06/12/18 15:04:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

People would queue for hours for a taste of Jim's melon balls.

06/12/18 11:54:10

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Fruity Pebbles

06/12/18 11:48:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

"That's subconscious, I bet Sid's looking at on line porn again."

06/12/18 11:30:29

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 597Carey Sutton

Vladimir Putin sneaks mini missile into the USA.

06/12/18 10:49:43

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Billy shops at Aldi as it isn't too hard-on his wallet.

06/12/18 9:59:42

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Growceries.

06/12/18 9:58:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

Dave was feeling fruity

06/12/18 9:38:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

Glad to see there's plenty of lube in the trolley

06/12/18 9:35:03

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3083Funny Bean

Bill let his wife know he was bringing home the hard pole and juicy seed she kept asking for.

06/12/18 9:07:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

He's obviously making his own salad cream.

06/12/18 8:54:00

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4681Chris Halliwell

I'm not sure I've got enough money to pay for all this, perhaps I could just leave a deposit.

06/12/18 8:51:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

Erectile Dish function

06/12/18 8:49:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

"That's impressive. A tower of cans in a trolley."

06/12/18 8:46:50

 
stone face Vote score: 4283stone face

Dr David Banner was having a bad. There was parts of the Hulk that just wouldn't transform back.

06/12/18 8:30:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

Baldsiness

06/12/18 8:30:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4199Vivvy En

Text: Back in 10 mins. Put something sexy on. I'm feeling fruity.

06/12/18 8:26:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

As his wife says, every little helps.

06/12/18 8:23:01

 
stone face Vote score: 4283stone face

Well that looks queue cumbersome.

06/12/18 8:22:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''I'm not cut out to work in a supermarket.''

06/12/18 8:07:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2111Stu Dent

Even vegetarians like some meat and two veg on times.

06/12/18 8:01:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

Watermelon Man

06/12/18 8:00:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 901Molly R

Despite this lot, I can't father a child - that's why I take this cardboard cutout around with me.

06/12/18 8:00:12

 
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