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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4379Kenny Ireland

Santa could be coming early this year.

01/12/19 17:46:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"This is my right-hand man."

01/12/19 13:24:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3298Karyn Harrison

🎵 Santa Claus is coming to town ...

01/12/19 12:40:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3298Karyn Harrison

"Whose bright idea was it to sit Santa in front of the girly magazines?"

01/12/19 12:35:38

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1078Baglan Gladiator

When I think about you I touch my elf

01/12/19 14:48:39

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5986Hercules Rockefeller

"When you're a star, they let you do it."

01/12/19 13:32:48

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2819Stu Dent

October is such a magical month

01/12/19 12:08:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

🎶 "Silent night, holy SHIT..."

01/12/19 23:28:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"On second thought, you ARE good, VERRY good."

01/12/19 13:12:32

 
stone face Vote score: 5981stone face

We always invite Eminem round on Christmas Eve to help out...Because he's such a good rapper.

01/12/19 12:53:47

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 133Jack Joyce

Question: ...are you really Santa Clause?

Answer: ...are you really 18!

01/12/19 12:32:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3298Karyn Harrison

Me, my elf and ... aye there's the rub!

01/12/19 12:07:54

 
sarah solway Vote score: 64sarah solway

Santa- "Whos turn is it to wrap the presents"
Elf - "I'll toss you for it"

01/12/19 19:50:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

At Christmas Santa always needs an 'elfing hand

01/12/19 13:32:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

Ho! No! No! I only come once a year!!

01/12/19 13:31:15

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 133Jack Joyce

"I've looked everywhere, non of these are the North Pole"

...are you sure you've looked everywhere!

01/12/19 12:24:02

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4379Kenny Ireland

"You won't find the baubles there".

01/12/19 12:12:15

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Vivvy En Vote score: 4743Vivvy En

"It's a wrap trap, Elfie, and we've been caught."

01/12/19 19:05:13

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Boom Town Rats. Nice. --Willie Johnson
GeeDee Vote score: 2719GeeDee

Head Elf

01/12/19 18:02:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

No, Elf, that's NOT the sack that needs emptying

01/12/19 13:46:06

 
stone face Vote score: 5981stone face

I had to sign a contract to display these two every year. For elf reasons it had a get out claus in it.

01/12/19 13:01:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

🎵 Jingle balls, jingle balls

01/12/19 21:19:32

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

Corbyn and McDonnell are ready to dish out the giveaways and the twelve days of Xmas start on Friday 13th

01/12/19 19:28:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9586Neil Mackenzie

Dr Elf confirmed Santa’s fears.
“I’m sorry Santa you’re a soft toy.”

01/12/19 18:59:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

''Is there a present for me, Santa?''

''Yes, and you don't have to wait until Christmas Day to get it.''

01/12/19 17:47:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1364Scrijjy Doo

Not surprising given the outfits.

01/12/19 16:53:37

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1364Scrijjy Doo

Santa's Little Helper

01/12/19 16:53:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

This year Santa's using Amazon to do the deliveries, he's got it all wrapped up.

01/12/19 15:48:18

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 498Barrie Bullock

Wanted :- Elf to do Santa chores.

01/12/19 15:15:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3298Karyn Harrison

"Oh Oh Oh!"

01/12/19 14:54:05

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

"You can jingle my bell anytime"

01/12/19 14:47:52

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"REALLY, Santa? Get a ho ho ho."

01/12/19 13:24:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19638John Glover

"He's just checking my zipper, Elf and safety you know."

01/12/19 13:24:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3298Karyn Harrison

"He does this every time 'Santa Baby' comes on."

01/12/19 12:44:53

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 133Jack Joyce

Elf: ...I put the grass cream on to clear my spots. You can use it anywhere. The problem is Rudolph likes to lick it off!

Santa: ...You don't say.

01/12/19 12:28:59

 
Molly R Vote score: 1202Molly R

Come and sit in my lap, little boy

01/12/19 12:24:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5781Glyn Evans

The North Pole toilet system is quite complex. "Which hole are you pooing into?"

01/12/19 12:13:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

Santa teams up with Fleshlight to bring out a new range of toys to get adults excited about Christmas again.

01/12/19 12:03:41

 
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