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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10757Vanessa the Guesser

"Wanna get plastered later?"

22/08/18 12:42:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Hey mate! this is great stuff you're growing up here!"

22/08/18 14:05:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4059Karyn Harrison

"Here's Johnny!"

22/08/18 14:43:27

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 192Eamon Moore

“ Hi, my name is Sean De Leer”

22/08/18 13:50:40

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'The flush on that toilet's a bit lively Pete.'

22/08/18 12:56:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7833Dave Bryan

''You look ridiculous in that yellow hat.''

22/08/18 12:04:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6051Greg Curtis

"I'm fine. How's the hazing going?"

22/08/18 13:25:10

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Thanks caption author. I've just never heard 'hazed' or 'hazing' used that way (probably showing my age a bit, lol). To me, hazing is the mist that builds up on windows and mirrors!  --Pussy Galore
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

Guess that bathtub isn't deep enough to dive into.

22/08/18 12:07:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20084John Glover

"You didn' tell me she was a black belt."

25/08/18 3:16:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5194Vivvy En

"Hi, I'm the pest controller... we do have a bit of a problem up here"

22/08/18 14:13:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

I think I'm ok, however I'm not sure about the instructor strapped to my back….

22/08/18 13:22:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22741Michael Winner

"Oh no- call Rentokill, we've got Brians."

23/08/18 18:02:54

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

"Dad see your results today?"
"Yes, this is his way of telling me to keep my head down..."

23/08/18 13:19:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10096Neil Mackenzie

Head for heights.

22/08/18 21:05:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20084John Glover

"You were right Ron, she was not interested in having sex with me."

22/08/18 20:15:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

The lead singer of the Yellow Hats was tired of ceiling fans.

22/08/18 19:46:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10096Neil Mackenzie

You said you were going to stop messing about and you're attic again.

22/08/18 19:04:50

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Can I have my hat back

22/08/18 17:53:39

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 106J Gaskill

Jumanji (Low-Budget Remake)

22/08/18 17:51:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21519Ian Skelding

Headlight

22/08/18 16:45:40

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

"Where's Moriarty?" said Bluebottle to Min.

22/08/18 16:41:16

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

Don't you dare look down on me!!!

22/08/18 14:57:11

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

Organic Down-lights!

22/08/18 14:56:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22741Michael Winner

"Sorry, I got carried away and kept on digging."

22/08/18 14:05:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22741Michael Winner

"Your 12.15 acid flashback is here to see you."

22/08/18 14:03:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

- How do you feel after smoking pot?
- I just feel a lttle light-headed

22/08/18 14:02:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22741Michael Winner

"Mr Hoskins, are you eligible for PPI compensation?"

22/08/18 14:01:14

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"This isn't going to end well. Mum'll go through the roof when she finds out."

22/08/18 14:00:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

🎼 oooohh. What a feeling, when you’re dancing in the ceiling

22/08/18 13:41:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Dave is not such a bright sparky after all.

22/08/18 13:39:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

G’day sport

22/08/18 13:39:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6213Glyn Evans

There's a Mark on the ceiling.

22/08/18 13:34:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6213Glyn Evans

David was so obsessed he sneaked into his idol's loft and pretended to be a ceiling fixture. That's definitely the sign of a fan attic.

22/08/18 13:31:03

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 603Generic RedHead

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour, sorry I can't shake your hand right now."

22/08/18 13:20:45

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

"I told you those bunk beds were too high."

22/08/18 13:20:17

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

Homes Under The Hammered.

22/08/18 13:18:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30912Tony Edwards

Bob's night on the tiles ends in disaster.

22/08/18 13:05:48

 
Mark England Vote score: 15984Mark England

"It's a money saving tip that we learned. When it gets dark we put a torch in his mouth to save on electric"

22/08/18 12:51:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20084John Glover

"It's definately dry rot sir."

22/08/18 12:48:10

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Derek preferred it when Pete was just bouncing off the walls

22/08/18 12:43:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7833Dave Bryan

''Your childish antics don't surprise me. You've always been a nobody.''

22/08/18 12:37:23

 
Mark England Vote score: 15984Mark England

"Ah..the new neighbour. My name's Dazza. I live in the flat upstairs. I hope you last longer than the last guy.."

22/08/18 12:29:01

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

In his college days, Han's regretted telling a young Felix Baumgartner to drop in any time.

22/08/18 12:27:57

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11339Smuldo

"Hi, I'm Lofty... "

22/08/18 12:19:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30912Tony Edwards

My brother loves being in the spotlight.

22/08/18 12:15:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7833Dave Bryan

Talking Heads

22/08/18 12:14:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

So exactly which road were you standing in when the water main burst?

22/08/18 12:14:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14289Dan Nicholls

"SOMEONE COOKING BACON?"

22/08/18 12:06:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4059Karyn Harrison

Heading south

22/08/18 12:05:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

Sorry mate, head office is across the road

22/08/18 12:03:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10757Vanessa the Guesser

"Would you like a coffee?"
"Sorry, I'm not a fan."

22/08/18 12:02:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5032C CaMel

Nice but dim.

22/08/18 12:02:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Ceiling Ross

22/08/18 12:01:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Hello, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses..."

22/08/18 12:00:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Rose and Jim

22/08/18 12:00:08

 
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