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	Red that one. 25/06/18 12:03:44	9

	Volcanic Ash 31/05/18 8:11:48	9

	From hull? 21/05/18 22:08:46	9

	Bone Henge 13/05/18 9:29:59	9

	Snow Patrol 03/03/18 20:01:58	9

	Princess Dye 16/12/17 9:00:57	9

	Cabbage snatch kid 10/12/17 20:17:33	9

	Willy Bin 01/11/17 8:01:18	9

	'then he started flashing!' 08/10/17 9:03:15	9

	"cancel the picnic, the tables here are wonky" 23/09/17 22:12:36	9

	Mind the Gap 13/08/17 20:07:56	9

	Quoit while you're a head 12/07/17 13:01:58	9

	Paul UnWeller 18/05/17 8:17:21	9

	Aaaand they're off!! 02/05/17 12:40:13	9

	Bike-aroo!! 21/01/17 19:26:56	4 9
Bike-aroo? --Welsh Rarebit
	clever Glandscaping 20/10/16 21:08:43	9

	Spreadable? 19/09/16 20:12:21	9

	'I don't Adam and Eve it!' 11/08/16 20:08:31	9

	clever Toyeuristic 10/08/16 10:31:09	9

	lol Van assisted oven 20/07/16 20:06:34	9

	BMX vs BMI 24/05/15 13:00:12	9

	'Houston we have a problem.. ..Betty refuses to drive over 23mph' 24/11/12 20:19:08	9

	“Play dead.” 28/04/24 8:20:24	8

	“Is this your first prostate exam?” 21/04/24 20:02:43	3 8
It's amazing what you can get in Sainsbury's these days. --Karyn Harrison
	“I wish my Dad was here, he’s left some big shoes to Phil.” 05/04/24 8:38:41	8

	clever Gross Neglegènce 02/04/24 18:52:44	8

	“You need to stop making giant Quality Street chocolates, the one by the window is enough.” 12/03/24 20:34:05	8

	“and the Drug Mule Champion 1957 is….” 11/03/24 8:04:59	8

	“I told you that cheese was off.” 23/02/24 8:05:01	8

	“Paint me like one of your French Bulldogs.” 02/02/24 12:31:00	8

	Crude oil. 24/01/24 12:16:54	8

	lol “Oi Poppins, you forgot to take this one!” 19/01/24 11:15:42	2 8

	“This combination of pressure points will activate a pain in the arse.” 30/12/23 12:51:06	8

	“You’re going to have a broth-er.” 30/12/23 8:04:08	8

	Bairn to be Wild. 28/12/23 8:32:45	8

	BeEvel Knievel 03/12/23 12:23:28	8

	To stroke. 24/11/23 20:30:50	8

	“Not only was I last to get the bath growing up, I had to bathe in 150ml of water.” 24/11/23 8:25:14, edited: 24/11/23 8:25:32	8

	“Sorry madam, there’s a yoghurt pot in here, we can’t take it and the police are on the way.” 31/10/23 8:14:25	8

	“So, have you dated any divorced Dads before?” 22/10/23 20:24:11	8

	The Little Maremaid 18/10/23 12:11:06	8

	“They went downhill so fast.” 06/10/23 8:33:05	8

	“Ironically, I lost it on a coaster.” 03/10/23 14:22:23	8

	Moppenheimer 20/09/23 8:04:32	8

	When it comes to drinking, Dave can’t hold his own. 18/09/23 12:14:38	8

	“Lovely spread.” 15/09/23 12:24:33	8

	creative “This Cliff Richard VR Experience is bloody terrifying.” 06/09/23 10:14:20	8

	Flavour List: -Halitosis -Tea -Roast Beef -Jam Scone -Suppressed Rage -David Attenborough 01/09/23 16:28:17	2 8

	‘Do you think my Son will be okay?’ “He’ll be fine with a bit of mustard.” 20/08/23 8:46:47	8

	“Rapunzel let down her hair, Dan let down his colleagues at Greggs.” 29/06/23 13:33:28, edited: 29/06/23 15:49:34	8

	Acute dress. 28/05/23 11:57:00	8

	“What will the funeral be like?” ‘Remains to be seen.” 14/05/23 15:12:40	8

	“Let’s dress up, just for the halibut.” 11/05/23 8:01:55	8

	“Did you see that sign Dave? They spelt ABBA tour wrong.” 09/05/23 12:36:28	8

	Awful and Dean 02/05/23 22:35:23	8

	“I quit gambling after losing a month’s celery in one night.” 27/03/23 8:15:06	8

	“Self respect has left the building.” 22/03/23 12:01:41	8

	Higher Car 05/03/23 22:23:07	1 8

	“I’d love to dance darling but I have two left feet.” 30/04/22 21:40:23	8

	“The second I evolve thumbs you’re dead.” 12/02/22 17:49:55	8

	“35 people were attacking my mother in law.” ‘Did you do anything.’ “I thought 35 should be enough.” 17/01/22 12:23:20	1 8
I wouldn't want to take any chances. 35 is like a snack to her. --Glyn Evans
	“In space, no one can hear you scream.” ‘Challenge accepted.’ 06/01/22 8:16:48	8

	“At least there’s somewhere to put my chewing gum.” 20/12/21 9:56:35	8

	“Ladies and Gentlemen I’ve just popped the seatbelt light on for a few minutes while I lick my balls.” 03/12/21 20:19:33	8

	Geoff was cremated and the scrap man paid for the buffet. 06/11/21 18:05:48	8

	“Dave, how much of that anti ageing cream did you use?” 22/10/21 13:47:54	8

	Lawn of the Dead 21/10/21 22:32:57	8

	“Our hero is played by an unknown actor so we hope to cast him alongside a very big heroin.” 16/10/21 20:06:05	1 8
Is it a shoot 'em up? --Glyn Evans
	clever “Don’t worry shergar, I know a fantastic glue recipe.” 15/10/21 12:05:13	1 8
"Nice! I could get into that." --Willie Johnson
	Strange name for a cat. 11/10/21 20:23:44	8

	“And after we get this autograph we can put our masks on and go and wait for Sneezy.” 06/10/21 8:04:32	8

	Andrex Class of "˜99 Reunion 12/05/21 12:17:15	8

	That's one talented seagull 28/03/21 10:22:05	8

	"How did you meet?" 'She showed up on my feed.' 15/02/21 9:14:17	8

	The semis were interrupted by her being caught. 06/01/21 8:27:07	8

	"We're twins but he looks a lot more like dad." 05/01/21 20:10:17	8

	"That'll teach us for wearing rollerskates in Liverpool." 17/12/20 8:02:28	8

	"Can I see your box?" 24/11/20 8:16:18	8

	Man with world's largest nose spotted sunbathing. 29/10/20 8:09:13	2 8
His nose is spotted? Doesn't look it to me. --Willie Johnson
	Bubbles still fears the Man in the Mirror. 07/10/20 8:17:46	8

	Seeing any sort of dogfight makes me think of my Great Grandfather, he was killed in 1942 by a border collie. 01/10/20 22:00:18	1 8
At the moment it's Pit Bulls. In the noughties, Staffies. Rottweilers in the '90s. Dobermans in the '80s. Alsatians in the '70s. But in the 1940s you had to watch out for those ferocious Border Collies, known then as 'The new Jack Russel... --Karyn Harrison
	Stock Photo 12/09/20 21:10:52	8

	"It's the HP sauce dispensing that spoiled my appetite." 23/08/20 20:26:39	8

	"I heard you had an opening?" 22/04/20 20:02:50	8

	lol Your mum takes a good photo but needs to watch out for reflections. 07/04/20 21:26:45	8

	The day I sunburned my left testicle I thought; Could this day get any worse? 03/04/20 20:17:54	8

	"It must be lav..." 29/03/20 12:24:58	8

	"Nan's finally got a mobile." 14/03/20 13:58:23	8

	Mass produced. 22/02/20 18:03:46	8

	"˜Dad raised me single handedly.' 02/01/20 23:48:51	8

	"Tommy, loosen your grip on the rugby ball." 12/10/19 11:16:13	8

	The artist later known as Prince. 16/08/19 12:08:14	8

	A passage from the Bible. 05/05/19 8:14:30	8

	Dyslexic finds god 05/05/19 8:04:53	8

	Claws 30/01/19 20:02:48	8

	"one minute your outside a rockstar's hotel...." 22/01/19 20:59:00	8

	"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?" 22/01/19 20:42:08	8

	I'm just lucky tibia. 10/01/19 8:04:33	8

	Dead Rum 31/12/18 8:13:32	8

	She hit a bogey. 24/08/18 21:23:02	2 8