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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

By Monty Dong

13/05/18 8:29:11

 
stone face Vote score: 2420stone face

In this years Chelsea Flower Show , the competition was stiff.

13/05/18 7:07:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Bone Henge

13/05/18 8:29:59

 
stone face Vote score: 2420stone face

I can't see the trees for the wood.

13/05/18 7:04:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33491Welsh Rarebit

Botanical Hardons

13/05/18 7:00:09

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4538Chris Halliwell

It's a Member's only Garden.

13/05/18 10:27:15

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Glandscaped

13/05/18 8:21:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

Ground Force-kin.

13/05/18 8:35:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

Always test the flaccidity of the soil.

13/05/18 8:30:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Penis drug shows promise following trials on slugs.

13/05/18 8:40:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 14101Mark England

"Hello, is that Acme Gardeners? I'm phoning about the Rock Garden that you installed...What?...No, we definitely asked for rock.."

13/05/18 7:19:14

 
stone face Vote score: 2420stone face

I heard the secret garden was a phallusy.

13/05/18 7:08:33

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3769Kenny Ireland

Notice:- "The lady garden will be closed for 1 week out of 4"

13/05/18 16:38:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

National Thrust Members

13/05/18 8:24:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27783Tony Edwards

Screw Gardens

13/05/18 8:18:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8735Neil Mackenzie

Blue Bell Ends.

13/05/18 19:37:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18021John Glover

Evidently some bunch of wankers installed them overnight.

13/05/18 13:29:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3707Chris Keegan

Gran, what do mean you need to sit down for a little while?

13/05/18 8:11:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19748Ian Skelding

Weed all over the place.

13/05/18 8:08:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6706Vanessa the Guesser

Lilac and think of England.

13/05/18 8:04:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3404Vivvy En

"Dad, why do you suppose they are all pointing towards the bushes?"

13/05/18 7:29:27

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2633GeeDee

Penis Fly Traps

13/05/18 7:22:32

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10495Smuldo

The Banging Gardens of Babylon.

13/05/18 7:20:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6706Vanessa the Guesser

What a beautiful display of peeonies.

13/05/18 7:11:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33491Welsh Rarebit

I always thought that Darth Vader was a bit of a knob.

13/05/18 7:10:38

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

This design didn't win, but at least it achieved a semi.

08/08/18 0:15:14

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3769Kenny Ireland

Private garden.

14/05/18 4:32:51

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

Launch mode.

13/05/18 19:04:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

I think she suffers from helmet hair

13/05/18 13:37:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"Very impressive. How do you care for them?"
"I just water them every so often with Viagra. You have to watch you don't prick yourself."

13/05/18 10:32:06

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Statues of a right liberty.

13/05/18 9:24:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

They tried a number of ways to irrigate the garden but it was all in vein.

13/05/18 8:31:20

 
stone face Vote score: 2420stone face

"And this is where King Dong and his four children are buried."

13/05/18 8:12:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19748Ian Skelding

Nazi War Memorial

13/05/18 8:11:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19748Ian Skelding

"I see these are coming on well."

13/05/18 8:04:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33491Welsh Rarebit

Toadtools

13/05/18 7:34:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21052Michael Winner

Bonseye.

13/05/18 7:23:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21052Michael Winner

Pump Kin.

13/05/18 7:23:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21052Michael Winner

Worst fountains ever.

13/05/18 7:22:35

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10495Smuldo

"I'll need to cut the grass , it's getting a bit schlong..."

13/05/18 7:21:13

 
stone face Vote score: 2420stone face

The British Empire would often send it's petty criminals to these penile colonies.

13/05/18 7:10:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33491Welsh Rarebit

Erected by the local whoreticulture society.

13/05/18 7:01:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33491Welsh Rarebit

Head stones

13/05/18 7:00:24

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