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"Alas, poor Yaris!"

07/10/20 8:25:36

On reflection Micky realised a windscreen wiper would have made a better back scratcher.

07/10/20 8:18:14

Bubbles still fears the Man in the Mirror.

07/10/20 8:17:46

"Oh my God, the top of my head looks like a Viennese Whirl."

07/10/20 8:59:32

"What's it saying, my precious, my love? Is Anon losing his nerve?"
"No! Not! Never! Anon hates nasty captioneerses! Anon wants to see them"¦ dead!"
"It's ours! Ours! We must get the Precious £50! We must get It!"
"Patience! Patience, my love. First we must lead them to her."
She's always hungry. She always needs to feed."
She hungers for sweeter meats. Captioneer meat. And when she throws away the bones and empty clothes, then we will find It!"
"And take it for me!"
"For us."
"Yes, we meant, we meant for us."

07/10/20 8:06:38

"My sight's good even after all that organ grinding."

07/10/20 8:06:24

"See darling! I told you driving through the monkey enclosure at 60 mph, would stop the little bastards ruining my new Lexus."

07/10/20 8:04:13