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C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

"Alas, poor Yaris!"

07/10/20 7:25:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9599Chris Keegan

On reflection Micky realised a windscreen wiper would have made a better back scratcher.

07/10/20 7:18:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

Bubbles still fears the Man in the Mirror.

07/10/20 7:17:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

"Oh my God, the top of my head looks like a Viennese Whirl."

07/10/20 7:59:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"What's it saying, my precious, my love? Is Anon losing his nerve?"
"No! Not! Never! Anon hates nasty captioneerses! Anon wants to see them… dead!"
"It's ours! Ours! We must get the Precious £50! We must get It!"
"Patience! Patience, my love. First we must lead them to her."
She's always hungry. She always needs to feed."
She hungers for sweeter meats. Captioneer meat. And when she throws away the bones and empty clothes, then we will find It!"
"And take it for me!"
"For us."
"Yes, we meant, we meant for us."

07/10/20 7:06:38

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Give Anon a typewriter, he'll get there eventually, unless he already has done.  --Glyn Evans
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13397Vanessa the Guesser

"My sight's good even after all that organ grinding."

07/10/20 7:06:24

 
stone face Vote score: 8288stone face

"See darling! I told you driving through the monkey enclosure at 60 mph, would stop the little bastards ruining my new Lexus."

07/10/20 7:04:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1768Karen Oakenfull

After having a short, back and sides, Milo was very happy with the result and couldn’t stop looking at himself. He was then asked, “Something for the weekend Sir?” Milo replied, “You haven’t got a lawnmower I could borrow have yer?” The barber said no but gave him a pack of mint flavoured condoms anyway, which he ate on the way home.

(Old Mick Miller jokes sneaked in there ;D)

07/10/20 16:26:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

CAUTION. Please be aware that the wing mirrors in this enclosure may steal your monkeys.

07/10/20 8:05:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

"Oh no, Is that a grey hair?"

07/10/20 7:58:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I look quite old in the mirror.''

''Don't worry , you're still in your prime, mate.''

07/10/20 7:08:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7013Glyn Evans

"It makes no sense, how does this coconut work?"

07/10/20 7:05:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

Audi fit in there?

07/10/20 8:30:38

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Oh my gosh! Them chicks are right. I really do have a monobrow and it’s not a good look.

07/10/20 8:28:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

'Cor...he's handsome'

07/10/20 8:13:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

She nicked the door mirror so she could adore herself.

07/10/20 7:37:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Anything the matter, Jane?''

''Yes, I only trimmed my beard three days ago.''

07/10/20 7:21:53

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

So that's the f*cking thief who stole my wing mirror

07/10/20 7:11:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 2193Molly R

"Oh no - I'm going thin on top."

07/10/20 7:07:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"I see a lot of myself in you."

07/10/20 7:03:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

♫ I'm starting with the monkey in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways. ♫

07/10/20 7:01:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear...

"Oh shit. Bonzo is on heat..."

07/10/20 7:00:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"Mirror, mirror, who is the furriest of them all?"

07/10/20 7:00:06

 
Sarah Chan Sarah Chan

This time, I am going to find a mate

22/10/20 11:31:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5101Karyn Harrison

'Brad Pitt, eat your heart out!'

07/10/20 16:08:13

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 753alexandra ball

I chimpansee myself.

07/10/20 13:51:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

"Who shaved macaque?"

07/10/20 13:12:13

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

The Barbary of Seville

07/10/20 13:05:35

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Malice through the looking glass

07/10/20 12:11:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

"Perfect wing mirror, only four bananas, perfect wing mirror, only four bananas, last one left!"
"What's he up to now?"
"Oh you know Dave, he's always up to some sort of monkey business."

07/10/20 11:07:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Souvenir hunter

07/10/20 9:02:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

A Groom with a View

07/10/20 8:36:12

 
stone face Vote score: 8288stone face

"Well life in the safari park can be dull and boring, but it does have its fringe benefits."

07/10/20 7:02:12

 
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