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C CaMel Vote score: 5957C CaMel

“Tommy, loosen your grip on the rugby ball.”

12/10/19 11:16:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9346Chris Keegan

Michael, it's a ball and you're going straight to Specsavers.

12/10/19 8:01:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13113Vanessa the Guesser

"Mum, I've got the part of Atlas in the school play."

12/10/19 8:34:19

 
Mark England Vote score: 17357Mark England

How cruel. Someone gave blind Tommy a basketball and told him it was a watermelon

12/10/19 8:12:33

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

"It started with this little wart, that just grew and grew. Now I have this unsightly, deformed thing, stuck to my body." Said Wizzy the ball.

12/10/19 8:05:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8197The Wolf

You can’t underestimate the core strength required to break the world record for ‘Most difficult press up’. Unfortunately, Tom’s achievement went largely unnoticed after a photo of the event was incorrectly uploaded and rotated clockwise by 90 degrees.

12/10/19 10:14:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I'm going to be a professional basketball player, not like my Dad who's got a sh*t job as a binman."

12/10/19 12:31:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9346Chris Keegan

On closer inspection the VAR did suggest it was hand ball

12/10/19 9:49:16

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Keep your mouth shut that balls got Jizz on it.

13/10/19 18:21:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1821Willie Johnson

Listen kid, it won't fit in your mouth no matter what you do.

13/10/19 8:58:52

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Dad can we have this Halloween pumpkin

12/10/19 17:55:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11003Neil Mackenzie

Not having a proper net, he always had to empty his Mother’s bread basket before he could play.

12/10/19 13:18:58

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4657Lucky Elperro

How did you get so good?

Every time I get a goal my dad gives me a biscuit.

12/10/19 12:12:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20868John Glover

"The next time that stupid old dear pokes her head over the fence, and tells us to clear off and play somewhere else, she's getting this right in the gob."

12/10/19 12:12:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6205Greg Curtis

"With 10 seconds left, the crowd chanted, 'Throw up, throw up, throw up.' "

12/10/19 12:00:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Blueballs at such a young age.

12/10/19 11:35:30

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

National bubblegum blowing champion.

12/10/19 11:11:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10196Mr Dome

Fatkidball

12/10/19 9:53:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4504Stu Dent

Dunkin Donut

12/10/19 8:56:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32544Tony Edwards

"Izzy wizzy, let's get busy!"

12/10/19 8:53:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15318Dan Nicholls

Ham dunk

12/10/19 8:44:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6211James Lennox

This is completely inappropriate, but I've got blue balls too.

12/10/19 8:27:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9346Chris Keegan

Joe bought it off some guy with a wheelbarrow, he's just not sure why it's called Jizzy.

12/10/19 8:26:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10196Mr Dome

Little Marcus loved playing with his jizzy balls

12/10/19 8:24:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8197The Wolf

"Ok, now before I let you go, I'd like to say something to you...live long and prosper"

"WOW. I'm a ball and don't talk much but I'd just like to say 'thank you'. What a bloody lovely thing to say young man. Cheerio"

12/10/19 8:16:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Well, I did tell him to keep his eye on the ball..."

12/10/19 8:13:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7026Hercules Rockefeller

Luiz was fixated upon winning that giant stuffed panda.

12/10/19 8:10:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1821Willie Johnson

Playing basketball with a medicine ball will really bulk you up fast.

12/10/19 8:00:51

 
Molly R Vote score: 2079Molly R

I love you! I'm going to call you Wilson - or Wizzy for short.

12/10/19 8:00:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13113Vanessa the Guesser

Maradonna Football Academy

12/10/19 8:00:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11875Stephen Bean

Wiz kid

12/10/19 8:00:12

 
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