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It doesn't take kids long to learn how to take their first selfie.
05/01/21 20:25:53
"He dribbles, burps and farts. I want to grow up to be just like him"
05/01/21 20:42:39
"We're twins but he looks a lot more like dad."
05/01/21 20:10:17
"You're 42 now Norman. Isn't it time you stopped sleeping with that Cabbage Patch Doll?"
05/01/21 21:51:24
"I know where he keeps his Whisky."
05/01/21 20:07:34
"Here comes Mummy with the boobies!"
05/01/21 20:01:45
Ventriloquist dummies just got a little more creepy.
05/01/21 21:16:56
"Bring me the cat that I might stroke it whilst contemplating world domination..."
06/01/21 5:08:19
"I have mastered your communication device before age one......you are SO screwed. MUHAHAhahahahaha..."
06/01/21 5:06:47
'Aw, bless. He's sleeping like a baby. Now's the perfect time to exercise my lungs...'
05/01/21 20:32:05
The world's youngest assassin poses with his latest victim.
05/01/21 20:23:24
'That'll teach him to buy those crap nappies. Any second now. 3-2-1 ...'
05/01/21 20:21:21
Guess who didn't get much sleep last night?
05/01/21 20:03:01
"Ok good, he's finally asleep... now whip out the boob."
07/01/21 14:41:09
Bless daddy. He’s exhausted after changing my nappy, and guess what? I just did another big poo.
05/01/21 21:42:19
("Just wait until he gets a load of the load I just deposited.")
05/01/21 20:49:01
"Always up to something, that baby Hitchcock."
05/01/21 20:31:06
Nappy Family
05/01/21 20:25:16
♪ The child with the man in his eyes ♪
05/01/21 20:18:40
Kidnapping
05/01/21 20:10:28
"All that crying finally paid off. Daddy is fast asleep and Mummy's boobies are all mine!"
05/01/21 20:01:46
The Goodyear Imp
06/01/21 15:17:09
Narcolepsy - fun for all the family.
06/01/21 12:46:02
Carry On Sleeping
06/01/21 7:33:29
"Wait until he wakes up and finds he's brought the wrong baby home from the creche."
05/01/21 22:18:32
It wasn't the last time Atticus Shaffer would find himself in The Middle.
05/01/21 21:46:14
"Now...is my chance..."
05/01/21 21:31:43
''Darling, have you managed to get him off to sleep yet?''
05/01/21 20:49:20
"Ah.....peace at last, I thought he'd never stop snoring."
05/01/21 20:40:27
"Honey, have you seen where I left my coffee ... zzz"
05/01/21 20:30:33
"Guess who I'm sleeping with? - He's a celebrity A-lister and he's my dad!"
05/01/21 20:22:27
Even when he was sleeping Women used to throw all sorts of things at Tom Jones.
05/01/21 20:20:24
"Frank, I don't like the look of that mole."
05/01/21 20:10:53
Eat, Sleep, Dave Deplete.
05/01/21 20:08:54
Little & Large
05/01/21 20:00:58
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