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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

An arse in the pane.

13/08/17 21:23:54

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2538Tracey Sarge

A bit of a draft...must be the crack in the window.

13/08/17 20:03:57

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5694C CaMel

Mind the Gap

13/08/17 20:07:56

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Rude Tube!

14/08/17 15:56:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

The tension was killing her- how could she resist, being both a trained Proctologist and a keen glove puppeteer?

13/08/17 20:08:16

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Jeez, Confession appears to have gone off the rails.

14/08/17 12:06:29

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

She dreamt of meeting Hugh Grant, but ended up with Hugh Janus

13/08/17 21:41:19

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I smell gas."

13/08/17 22:09:54

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Kjung decided she'd make the chocolate sponge cake another day.

13/08/17 20:52:42

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

Chloe, definitely should have gone to Specsavers as she sat mortified that she may have terrible bad breath.

13/08/17 20:48:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

Next stop, Crouch End.

13/08/17 20:22:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5594Vivvy En

Out together glancing cheek to cheek♪

13/08/17 20:16:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Snorting crack is an underground activity.

14/08/17 6:21:02

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

The bottom line.

14/08/17 4:40:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9383Mr Dome

I don't think she'll ever crack a smile

13/08/17 21:46:07

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

A customer in the rear carriage

13/08/17 21:46:01

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

"Any paper on your side, love?"

13/08/17 21:39:37

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

Emmaroid

13/08/17 21:37:47

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Ummmm.... Chinese pork dumplings...

13/08/17 20:39:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9383Mr Dome

She's a bit miserabum

13/08/17 20:35:17

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11579Smuldo

After an hour of sitting there, Anna was getting browned off.

13/08/17 20:21:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11481Vanessa the Guesser

Kelly hated using pubic transport.

13/08/17 20:17:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Something similar happened to me when serving eight consecutive life sentences.

13/08/17 20:05:40

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5553Paul Reeve

"No need to get arsey with me just because I got the last seat."

13/08/17 20:05:24

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 192Eamon Moore

"What's the crack?"

14/08/17 20:51:47

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Ping Pong considered a Whiff Waff.

14/08/17 12:07:21

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Bum ride.

14/08/17 9:59:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5694C CaMel

Cling-on

14/08/17 9:21:27

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

One more guff and I'm gonna stick this pin right in his arse cheek!!!

14/08/17 7:54:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5694C CaMel

"Welcome to Specsavers, how many R's can you see?"

14/08/17 7:51:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5694C CaMel

Standing room only for Tooting

14/08/17 7:10:55

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Northern exposure.

14/08/17 5:05:26

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Rear window.

(nod to 21.46)

14/08/17 4:42:49

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3193Crunchy Chords

While social mores prevented Emily from looking, she decided there was nothing wrong with taking a deep breath.

(Nod to Sun 20:13:10)

14/08/17 1:50:41

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

Screenwipe

13/08/17 21:38:29

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

Glory Hole

13/08/17 21:36:39

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Look Thing, if you dont stop stalking me I am going to report you

13/08/17 21:35:22

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Ironically Kim had thought that he would have been at the tail end, during the the ass-scent of man.

13/08/17 21:18:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

Georgia thought, that at a pinch, she could kill him by giving arse a nick.

13/08/17 21:18:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

Hearing a strange noise to her left, Shirley turned oh so quickly and ended up with a hair lip.

13/08/17 21:15:08

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

First, she watches Mum at the topless toboggan championships; now Dad gets diarrhoea on the tube. Great.

13/08/17 20:58:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

♪♪ Underground, overground, wobbling free...

13/08/17 20:51:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

Oh no not another fare in crease.

13/08/17 20:48:33

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2538Tracey Sarge

If going to work wasn't bad enough but when you have to be up by the crack of Shawn.

13/08/17 20:44:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

That's the great thing about public transport - you can always find a good bit of Craic.

13/08/17 20:44:04

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

Chufffed to bits

13/08/17 20:40:26

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Kim Jon Un unveils his ass attack on Guam.

13/08/17 20:40:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5694C CaMel

Ring & Ride

13/08/17 20:32:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

For a minute there, I thought I was on the tube with the Mitchell brothers.

13/08/17 20:20:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

*thinks* "I must not superglue his buttocks to the handrail I must not superglue his buttocks to the handrail I must not superglue his buttocks to the handrail..."

13/08/17 20:18:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5694C CaMel

Did I swipe in?

13/08/17 20:14:49

 
Mark England Vote score: 16484Mark England

"Oh look. Twins"

13/08/17 20:14:17

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

"Don't turn around, don't turn around...."

13/08/17 20:13:10

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2538Tracey Sarge

That awkward moment you recognise your ex.

13/08/17 20:11:34

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2538Tracey Sarge

Next stop Nottingbum.

13/08/17 20:07:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11481Vanessa the Guesser

That's no way to conduct yourself.

13/08/17 20:06:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Tina suddenly realised why that seat was so cheap...

13/08/17 20:03:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

He's her squeeze.

13/08/17 20:02:34

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11579Smuldo

Welcome to First Cl-ass.

13/08/17 20:00:41

 
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