lol

"Get a broom!"

15/02/21 8:04:59

Janet instantly regretted entering the seedy part of town.

15/02/21 8:26:25

lol

How many times have I lain half naked in a pool of my own vomit and before passing out stupidly thought, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."

15/02/21 8:15:22

"How did you meet?"
'She showed up on my feed.'

15/02/21 9:14:17

Crumbs! Will someone please explain to Alice just how a twitter feed works?

15/02/21 9:08:21

Trill seekers

15/02/21 8:43:56

"She was a crumby girlfriend."

15/02/21 8:07:18

Breakfast on Tiffany

15/02/21 9:26:39

Jane takes exercise every morning, apparently she's working on her pecks

15/02/21 10:17:34

"Yes, but it is gluten free?" cooed the Trafalgar square.

15/02/21 8:34:34

Someone's put that fruit cake out for the birds again.

15/02/21 8:02:35

Top of the list of exciting things to do in Peck'em

15/02/21 9:22:24

"Yum, chick in breadcrumbs!"

15/02/21 8:39:36

'Her parents knew she would suck seed.'

15/02/21 8:37:56

No ma'am I did not say get on the ground and bread 'em

15/02/21 8:36:46

Someone call pest control and fast we have a teenager out of their house again.

15/02/21 8:35:21

Close Encounter of the Bird Kind

15/02/21 8:21:02

Bodies lie in the streets of Myanmar as attack pigeons trained by the army for 3 years push forward with their military coo.

15/02/21 8:16:44

Bread and nutter

15/02/21 8:00:08

A normal morning in Newcastle, waking up covered in seed.

15/02/21 19:29:44

On a wing and a prayer.

15/02/21 18:54:38

"This week, on 'Vermin Yoga'..."

15/02/21 11:17:01

Have never had a problem attracting the birds.

15/02/21 9:45:47

Gone to seed

15/02/21 9:26:15

As if falling from your balcony whilst eating breakfast isn't embarrassing enough.

15/02/21 8:45:44

"Seeded bitch for lunch today guys. Makes a change from Warburton's Toastie."

15/02/21 8:43:43

Upon seeing his poor wife being attacked, Dick Dastardly's theme tune was born.

15/02/21 8:39:27

''This isn't working very well. Throw some more breadcrumbs on her.''

''OK, Hitch.''

15/02/21 8:22:44

"Get a bathroom!"

15/02/21 8:14:55

The rubbish gathering around the bins at Madam Tussauds is becoming a health hazard

15/02/21 8:08:11

Revenge of the Birds

15/02/21 8:03:33

Government advert:-

Teenagers! Death by pigeon is so uncooool.

15/02/21 8:01:58

Jenny should be back with that huge tray of breadcrumbs in a minute, as long as she didn't try to run in her flip flops.

15/02/21 8:00:36

On the Beach 2021

15/02/21 19:59:37

The hens pecked her but a cock goosed her.

15/02/21 18:17:58

Squab the deck!

15/02/21 17:08:16

After indulging in her vomit fetish, Erin waits as the clean up crew arrive.

15/02/21 12:35:35

Trying on a dovecote.

15/02/21 11:45:47

"What's she doing on the sidewalk all covered with crumbs?"
"I think she's doing the crawl stroke."

15/02/21 9:59:28

Put Cat among the pigeons.

15/02/21 9:56:21

Nyotaimori gone wrong.

15/02/21 9:42:34

She didn't like doing this but her flock of pigeons were pecky eaters.

15/02/21 9:40:51

"Have you had your Ritabix?"

15/02/21 9:11:30

She wasn't everyone's cup of tea, but Kat loved an idiom.

15/02/21 9:01:50

She's always been pigeon toed..

15/02/21 8:12:38

That'll teach her for falling asleep in grandad's breadcrumb barrel.

15/02/21 8:04:00

I think she's gone coocoo.

15/02/21 8:00:10