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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

"Get a broom!"

15/02/21 8:04:59

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Get a ROOMba!" --Mauris Iocus
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7636Hercules Rockefeller

Janet instantly regretted entering the seedy part of town.

15/02/21 8:26:25

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After this experience, she never wanted to see a pecker again. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 7588James Lennox

How many times have I lain half naked in a pool of my own vomit and before passing out stupidly thought, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."

15/02/21 8:15:22

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6850C CaMel

"How did you meet?"
'She showed up on my feed.'

15/02/21 9:14:17

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3375Stephen Paterson

Crumbs! Will someone please explain to Alice just how a twitter feed works?

15/02/21 9:08:21

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Here's how it works: If you give a number of pigeons some typewriters and an infinite amount of time, they'll hunt and peck until they've written the complete works of Shakespeare (or a comment on the caption "Get a tomb", whichever is longest). --Willie Johnson
John Llamas Vote score: 20074John Llamas

Trill seekers

15/02/21 8:43:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6850C CaMel

"She was a crumby girlfriend."

15/02/21 8:07:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Breakfast on Tiffany

15/02/21 9:26:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

Jane takes exercise every morning, apparently she's working on her pecks

15/02/21 10:17:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

"Yes, but it is gluten free?" cooed the Trafalgar square.

15/02/21 8:34:34

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

Someone's put that fruit cake out for the birds again.

15/02/21 8:02:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7142Vivvy En

Top of the list of exciting things to do in Peck'em

15/02/21 9:22:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5430Karyn Harrison

"Yum, chick in breadcrumbs!"

15/02/21 8:39:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6850C CaMel

'Her parents knew she would suck seed.'

15/02/21 8:37:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11082Mr Dome

No ma'am I did not say get on the ground and bread 'em

15/02/21 8:36:46

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

Someone call pest control and fast we have a teenager out of their house again.

15/02/21 8:35:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

Close Encounter of the Bird Kind

15/02/21 8:21:02

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

Bodies lie in the streets of Myanmar as attack pigeons trained by the army for 3 years push forward with their military coo.

15/02/21 8:16:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

Bread and nutter

15/02/21 8:00:08

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

A normal morning in Newcastle, waking up covered in seed.

15/02/21 19:29:44

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

On a wing and a prayer.

15/02/21 18:54:38

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23773Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Vermin Yoga'..."

15/02/21 11:17:01

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 657Ellen Duncalf

Have never had a problem attracting the birds.

15/02/21 9:45:47

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5150Stu Dent

Gone to seed

15/02/21 9:26:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7588James Lennox

As if falling from your balcony whilst eating breakfast isn't embarrassing enough.

15/02/21 8:45:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5430Karyn Harrison

"Seeded bitch for lunch today guys. Makes a change from Warburton's Toastie."

15/02/21 8:43:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

Upon seeing his poor wife being attacked, Dick Dastardly's theme tune was born.

15/02/21 8:39:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

''This isn't working very well. Throw some more breadcrumbs on her.''

''OK, Hitch.''

15/02/21 8:22:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

"Get a bathroom!"

15/02/21 8:14:55

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

The rubbish gathering around the bins at Madam Tussauds is becoming a health hazard

15/02/21 8:08:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7636Hercules Rockefeller

Revenge of the Birds

15/02/21 8:03:33

 
stone face Vote score: 8729stone face

Government advert:-

Teenagers! Death by pigeon is so uncooool.

15/02/21 8:01:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

Jenny should be back with that huge tray of breadcrumbs in a minute, as long as she didn't try to run in her flip flops.

15/02/21 8:00:36

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2436Mark Wilson

On the Beach 2021

15/02/21 19:59:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11495Neil Mackenzie

The hens pecked her but a cock goosed her.

15/02/21 18:17:58

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 860Charles Gilbert

Squab the deck!

15/02/21 17:08:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7534Glyn Evans

After indulging in her vomit fetish, Erin waits as the clean up crew arrive.

15/02/21 12:35:35

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

Trying on a dovecote.

15/02/21 11:45:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2345Willie Johnson

"What's she doing on the sidewalk all covered with crumbs?"
"I think she's doing the crawl stroke."

15/02/21 9:59:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Put Cat among the pigeons.

15/02/21 9:56:21

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 990alexandra ball

Nyotaimori gone wrong.

15/02/21 9:42:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2345Willie Johnson

She didn't like doing this but her flock of pigeons were pecky eaters.

15/02/21 9:40:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24009Ian Skelding

"Have you had your Ritabix?"

15/02/21 9:11:30

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3375Stephen Paterson

She wasn't everyone's cup of tea, but Kat loved an idiom.

15/02/21 9:01:50

 
stone face Vote score: 8729stone face

She's always been pigeon toed..

15/02/21 8:12:38

 
stone face Vote score: 8729stone face

That'll teach her for falling asleep in grandad's breadcrumb barrel.

15/02/21 8:04:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

I think she's gone coocoo.

15/02/21 8:00:10

 
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